This is your little sister for the week
What do?
This is your little sister for the week
What do?
Play vidya games with her.
Give her huggu, poteito chipusu and play geemu with her. Then kill myself when week is over.
Hatefuck her
Chain in basement
make my slave
do lewd things from her, to remind she is a piece of shit unworthy of love
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Give her cola and burgs.
Cuddle her
Play Geimu with her
Buys her cola and chips
Spike the cola
Tie her up in a chair
Rape her every raw for several days while drugging her and c#mming inside her
Train her until she turns into my cute slave imouto
Impregnate her every chance I get
WIN
DELET
Crossbreeding experiment
Put her in a cage and make her wear a ball gag
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Kill myself afterwards because I will be in a position to genuinely believe the tv is talking to me afterwards
If she is impregnated, does the fetus stay behind when she leaves the 3D world or not?
First second I'd do the world a service and dump her in the trash can.
Feed her
HUG AND CUDDLE (only in a nugget form)
Umaru thread!
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turn off her retarded game midfight
Then when she turns around to get mad at me, i spray her with pepper spray
while she's writhing in pain i rip her retarded fucking hamster suit off
then i ball gag her while beating her with a hammer
>an umaru is fine too
UMA?
Kill myself
Umaru~n
headpat and
do your homework before geimu
I want to fuck Umaru in the ass, while that kid in the background is forced to watch in tears.
Stomp on her.
bump
Ditch her because I already have two literally perfect teenage imoutos who give me a level of joy that imouto-less anons can only dream of.
Hello?
>drag her to game stop @ mall
>hand her a hundo
>bail
>watch TV news, wait 4 happening she causes
GO AWAY FAT PIG
Play POP with her
better:
>buy her Pokemon Go
>Be home by dinner, Hammy
>Have coke and chipu ready when she returns 3 days l8r
oh user i know this feeling all too well.
imoutos that you have left an impression on concerning their likes and dislikes is the best thing.
Kill it with fire!
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>buy her Pokemon Go
this game is a free to play, with her gaiming skill she doesn't need to pay
Don't bully Umaru!
So this is the holy grail that humanity been searching for centuries...
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It's only for a week so why not have fun with her. Playing vidya and shit. Tell me I'm stuck with her for life? That's a different story
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>for life
one year and a half, she will move for college and after she will marry a good man
YAMEROOOOOOOOO
Rape, lots and lots of rape. and some cuddling in between
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I already have a little sister exactly like this.
It's not nearly as fun as you would think. In fact I hate this show and everything about it because she reminds me so much of my own little sister.
it's not the same things,if you are not her guardian it's not your business if she is a slacker
Post her on the front page
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Put rohypnol in her cola
Spoil her.
Help her keep the haters out.
>goreposter is gone
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rape
Does Hamster Umaru canonically have a vagina?
Dumb ratposter.
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the hamster form doesn't exist it was a lie all the time
just hang out playing vidya and watching anime
bump
UMARU IS FOR HUGU