This is Rem

This is Rem.

What is she doing?

This is also Rem.

cleaning the counter

Table kun didn't consent

that's not a table

Whatever it is, it's still rape

I don't get why Japan thinks this is a thing. Rubbing your clit on a wooden table corner would be extremely painful, especially when gyrating like that.

In fact, it would probably cause injury or tearing of the delicate and thin vaginal tissues.

Deckurbating

I am a guy and I used to do that as a kid before I found out what masturbating was.

my ex used to grind her vag on her bed frame

Does she have a tile pattern fetish too?

Sure buddy. Unless you meant to say on the bed post.
How did you rub your clit on something if you are a girl?

Desks are always down to fuck. How did you not know this?

nah the bed frame

she also used to boot up ghost recon on the PS2, turn vibrate on, enter the bottomless clip cheat code, and go to town on herself

then again she was like 15 before she could actually buy a dildo

It only hurts if you walk directly into it.
And that hurts a lot, definitely going to make sure I never own any tables that are at vaginal height

that is surprisingly resourceful.

>be toyota
>magicalnegro chasing you and your waifu
>stop for a rest
>getting cold out
>cuddle together in a cave
>wake up in the morning
>everything is wet
>rem pissed herself again
>put her out of her misery

t. a male

>Be Toyota
Couldn't help myself.

Fuck off cancer.

>Not wanting to enjoy her piss

Not that guy, but my mom had one of these back and neck vibrating massagers that she never used except it had four longer prongs and they could turn inwards so the prongs meet. And back when I couldn't figure out how to jerk it, I loaded up some porn, clamped this thing around my dick, and went to town. I don't think I've nutted that hard since.

>t.
Shut up nigger.

Why the fuck would ram dye her hair.

Sup Forums's autism needs to be cured