>African Sprinters are opting to have their arms surgically removed in order to decrease weight and increase speed.
How does pol feel about body modification to one's advantage in the Olympic Games? Should it be considered cheating?
African Sprinters are opting to have their arms surgically removed in order to decrease weight and increase speed
Dominic Butler
Josiah Murphy
Running with your arms behind you Naruto style will make you run 25% faster that's why doing it was band from the Olympics in 1978.
Anthony Sullivan
What the fuck am i reading
Caleb Brown
Wouldn't you get less oxygen?
Seems like a stupid move
Noah Parker
Also, motherfucker would tip over
Gavin Walker
Source? Faggot
Dylan James
Enjoy having no balance
Austin Watson
...
Levi Taylor
Source
Jaxson Hill
I'd like to see professional sports leagues with zero restrictions on surgical modifications, performance enhancing drugs etc.
Really push the human body beyond it's limits
Jaxon Lopez
around carp
its a tarp
Brayden Brown
I want to see black people surgically altered into wheels
Ryan Martinez
this
Jonathan Parker
>Nike rims
John Jenkins
I would pay to watch this
Joshua Jones
Yeah but hes gonna be fucked when he goes to collect his medals
Colton Bailey
I'm guessing by surgically modified you mean got caught stealing "blood diamonds".
Gavin Williams
Removing arms will not make people run faster. Emu legs...
Aaron Foster
he'd be fucked when he's suppose to get down into his starting block
Asher Foster
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Angel Gonzalez
i wanna cum inside some cosplayers
Luke Ross
How will they be able to steal ?
Asher Wilson
They will just put a door stop for him to rest his head on.
Levi Butler
i remember trying to run without using my arms when I was a kid
didn't go so well
Nathaniel Rivera
THINK OF THE WIND RESISTENCE
Landon Ortiz
>Lose balance in a 100m olympic sprint
>Cant brace yourself for the fall
>Fall on head. Suffer drain bamage, and fuck up face
>"Muh whitey did this!"
There is a special olympics for a reason.
Nicholas Turner
newfag
Sebastian White
fuck that's autistic
Isaiah Lewis
it is the future
David Powell
Wtf? You run a lot faster with your arms. Have you tried to run with your arms hanging down? You are not generating enough force forward if you do that. That's what your arms are for when you run, to allow the next step to be powerful and strong.
Mason Smith
Kek. That sounds like one gruesome face slide.
Christian Wright
They already have a tribe of dindus with ostrich feet, is that close enough?
Hunter Turner
>mfw the first MMA fights featuring augmented superhumans take place in Japan
>mfw the glory days return
Luke Gutierrez
Of course his shirt says KANG.
Jordan Richardson
lel
>that video
Josiah Diaz
I'm really surprised we haven't seen surgical monstrosities come out of China and Russia.
Zachary Williams
Wouldn't that just be stupid and counterproductive?
Brody Wright
Do it, just fucking do it you retards.
Jaxson Hughes
I bet they fill a feed bag with McDonalds and steroids to feed this nog.
Luis Nelson
But its not an advantage at all.
Arm play an important role in shifting weight & aligning your body for more traction in the soles of your feet
>tfw niggers are gonna be double-amputees for nothing
Xavier Evans
Next up: Torso amputations with a stylin fanny pack for the lungs and heart
Cameron Mitchell
>russia
U havent seen our paralympic sportsmens?
LUL
Half of them were not disabled :D
Ayden Sullivan
Not for nothing, if we can talk them all into it we solve back crime, and have a new class of draft animal.
Ian Torres
They're Russians so yeah.
Anthony Gray
Plot twist: You are only eligible to compete in the paralympics now.
Evan Campbell
That psyduck guy is fucking based
Hudson Rivera
i'd just be there for the entertainment, people going to extremes to remove parts of their body all to win a medal at the olympics
Tyler Johnson
>not using him big ol nigger dick as a tripod
Joseph Morgan
>not doing a naruto run and putting your arms behind your back for aerodynamic efficiency
Stupid niggers
Oliver Gutierrez
Almost there...senpai.
Ryder Rodriguez
The amount of people dying on the field from their hearts exploding would sure be a jolly good show
Landon Ortiz
Fucking Christ, I thought I thought of something funny
Posted it
Then realized it was literally the first post
Jace Butler
You could theoretically do it in MMA by shaving your elbow bone and win by cuts.
Cooper Morales
what is your wish?
James Nguyen
Pokenerd is fucking jacked brah