"I am gonna tell the supervisor that you tried to sexually harass me. That will show you about voting Trump."

>"I am gonna tell the supervisor that you tried to sexually harass me. That will show you about voting Trump."

What do?

Tell xir you're a semite and it was a sexual emergency

I'm assuming you're a white male in current year, so duck and cover

I cut its throat open, go big or go home.

Tell the boss you're Muslims and it's part of your daily religious practices.

Thats not believable.

Tell them I'm gay

Looks like a classic Libby bull-dyke to me

Go ahead, he's not going to believe you. BTFO.

is that sam hyde?

Tell her I'm asexual and report her for assuming my gender.

Tell Gus Dapperton to stop being a fag and to go sing

Set a fire in its flesh.

What a punchable face. I mean, why would anyone willingly look like that?

I tell them that I'm from a marginal group that was historically oppressed

"Welp, it's my fault for choosing to work for an employer stupid enough to hire someone like you. Don't bother - I'll resign, and choose my next place of employment more wisely."

Time to dust off these cobwebs and "come out the closet."

"Now prove it, user.
*unzips dick*"

Jokes on you bitch, im muslim and its my cultural right to grope women. Now say youre sorry and i wont get you fired for being a racist twat. Maybe throw in a blowjob as well

Sexually harass him

Tell him it was a mistake and apologize. Explain in detail how you now know how Hillary was the superior option with every cuck argument you ever heard. Make sure one of your co-workers hears you.
After it laughs and allows you to leave, you wait until it visits an area without cameras and follow him. Shortly after, hit yourself in the eye, and run with your supervisor. Tell him you got punched in the eye because you support Hillary, the end.

I'd start dumbass threads on Sup Forums

>this will never happen

;_;

Lawyer up... if company has employee manual they have to work within guidelines in that manual. Employee manuals are required by certain insurance policies sold to companies.

Even if you prove 100% its a set up, you're fucked.
Go postal lol

give it and angry racoon

nose rings resemble hitter mustaches, someone meme this im too drunk, get these roasties off nose rings at least, fuck me.

Nice try, but I'm gay. :^)

Honestly, this person looks more like a chinese person than a lesbo

This is, unironically, the best defense.
You one up them on the sjw hierarchy.

>If you do this my life will be over, then I might as well rape and murder you before taking my own life.

Yep. Especially when you actually fap it to dicks.

>the officer creeper walks past desk
>sees a my new Trump bobblehead
>"user, you voted for Drumpf? It's the current year"
>"Yeah. I appreciate his stance on keeping out refugees and properly policing illegal immigrants"
>She fidgets awkwardly, then points a finger accusingly at me as her faces brightens with an epiphone
>"I am gonna tell the supervisor that you tried to sexually harass me. That will show you about voting Trump."
>Fuck
>She did the same thing to Clark last week
>Clark got fired.
>Look her up and down.
>Fuck it
>Stand up, grab her by her frail shoulders and throw her over my desk
>"Might as well make it count" I say, seeing a tattoo on the small of her back peek out from under her shirt, I unzip my pants
>Mfw HR fired both of us for both for improper employee conduct
>She ends up getting charged for the carpet cleaning

>Yep. Especially when you actually fap it to dicks.
I do all the time...

>has to work with women
>doesn't work in a profession 98% dominated by men

lol fucking brainlet say hi to stacey for me on your way to the HR office !!

>Gets to HR first
See this. What do?

Thanks for the missing sides.

What a racist bitch. Not all Chinese people look like that.

Hair makes head looks like a cock
argument invalid

>working

"let's not turn this harassment into a rape and then into a murder."

>punch her square in the nose for having a 3 stooges haircut and making false accusations then just move on to the next company and likely get better pay

...aaaand into a coma it goes.

I could prove in a court of law that she is unrootable and incapable of sexual harassment

I am the supervisor, and my boss won't take this kind of shit either.

tell her that i'll sexually harass her for real if she reports it. Then do it

throw her down the lift shaft

"I don't believe in voting, the Jews will make whatecwr they want anyway"

...

Wtf is that haircut. It's like a middle age monks haircut

Kick the fucking trash over on the way out fucking kek

Are you in Hawaii?

I've had

>I am telling the cops you are an islamic terrorist because you have a beard. They will do whatever I want as long I also say you are poor and own a gun. That will show you to have a gun when I force your elderly mom's door open after months of lurking outside and trying to watch you two on the toilet whispering death threats!

>I am going to claim you are a violent terrorist and "threat to the police" in internal police memos. That will show you to legally own a gun and take video of us framing you and have copies of police and court documents we falsified.

say she's been talking to my daughter on facebook, saying lies about me.

I'll say I turned you down and you're trying to get back at me

See the Mountain and Oberyn in Game of Thrones?
She's Oberyn.
Go full Mountain.

Rape it on the spot

...

HEIL MEME FÜHRER

>tfw i am the boss
>to show that the company is doing something about her complaint, we offer her a transfer to a site 2 hours away
>she declines the offer and is forced to quit
>i win

> turn off recorder as I record all interactions with roasties at work
>go directly to supervisor and play recording

Why I outta get Larry and curly to poke him in the eyes

nothing because strawhat feminists aren't real