>be me >Russian, 20something, slightly autistic >dad retired KGB officer >gets me a job at our cyber division, because I'm "good with computers" >the guys upstairs want to start an experimental program of cyberwarfare to destabilize America, put me in charge >whatthefuck.mp3 >posting on r9k in free time, switch to Sup Forums >ask for a bot army and they hire 2 more guys to help me out >we keep posting memes here and on /r/the_donald, buying facebook ads, commenting below articles using fake profiles and etc >it takes off >Real estate guy actually has a chance now >hundreds of thousands of Americans shilling, using memes I've come up with >real estate guy wins >mfw I realize I've changed the course of history >mfw got promoted to head of cyber warfare
You know how I know you're not Russian? Cus you have a job
Jack Myers
wow I sure do believe you OP. Especially when you claim to be on Sup Forums for more than a week yet don't know what sliding means.
Sage and hide this shitty thread.
Joseph Carter
I grew up privileged.
I do know what it means, just asking why does this guy claim that's what I did.
Carter Peterson
LARP unless you post geographical flag.
Ideological flags were the biggest mistake ever. Why aren't we doing something about this?
Ayden Moore
damn your russian is so fluent its like you re an american or something
Isaac Foster
I do realize this destroys your precious "Hillary is Satan, fucking shills, Trump /ourguy/" narrative, but the truth is, no one saw this coming. We just kept on shitposting and once the entire thing gained momentum, they increased our funding, so we were able to use more bot farms with rotating proxies and spyntax software, all over social media. It grew so much that in the end we could just sit back and watch the entire thing blow up, because you idiots were doing our job for us, shitposting like crazy.
We couldn't care less if Trump won or not - that's the truth. He's not a "Russian puppet" and neither is Hillary. We just wanted to create chaos and we have,
Brody Reed
Show your real flag. Why are you trying to hide your identity?
Colton Hill
I use Tor and post behind a proxy.
Brayden King
Typical "the masses didn't.onow what they were doing" tripe.
I thought commies were all about the will of the workers. I guess that's only the case if they pick the right answer.
Caleb Fisher
Just a liberal larp
Я pyccкий кoтopый живёт в Aмepикe. Hy кaк пидapoк, чтo ты тaм пиздишь. Bo cнe живёшь пoхoд ты.
Brandon Turner
Why? What are you trying to hide?
Luke Campbell
Past tense of slide
Bentley Phillips
he prob is lying, however your not going anywhere to kill him. the pair of you can stop larping
A real FSB agent would never expose themselves like this, the punishment is just too high
Ryan Brooks
xaxa.exe
Brayden Wright
Everything a member of our organization does is heavily monitored. Do you honestly expect me to post from my home PC, without taking the necessary precautions and protecting my identity?
Brayden Taylor
The worst thing is that what you describe is most likely what happened. Russia always rely on usefull idiots for it's propaganda project since the dawn of the Komminterm.
Alexander Hall
Pretty realistic dezu. All it took was some shill and their shit posts to send the world spiraling towards anarchy. Fucking accelerationists are the worst.
Kevin Taylor
Why am I supposed to believe you?
Hudson Parker
No, this is literally what happened. And yes, you are on the right track, but the organization doesn't thrive on "useful idiots", it is all about generating chaos and manipulating the established societal norms within any given country that we target. We light a spark and create momentum, then things organically grow. But, it is impossible to predict in which direction they will go. Which is why we have not "elected Trump", he is just a consequence of the ambient that we have created.
Your counterintelligence knows this and they know it will come out, sooner or later, which is why they're trying to spin the story into "Trump is a Russian puppet" and push that narrative down your throats. Literally anyone with a functioning brain can see thousands of patterns emerging here, but the deafening noise these echo chambers in America make is preventing them from seeing the truth.
Christopher Russell
You don't have to. Just be realistic. If you were in my position, would you not protect your identity?
What I am telling you is the truth and if you know anything about how counterintelligence works, you know what I'm not about.
Adrian Sullivan
You are oversimplifying it, but in a nutshell; yes, that's all that it takes.
Andrew Peterson
a good shitpost can change the course of history son
>All I did was shitpost. Your spacing suggests otherwise
Wyatt Howard
Streicher was an amateur by today's standards, but his modus operandi has always been interesting and there is a lot of value in his works, albeit hidden beneath layers of ridiculously obvious shilling attempts.
Anthony Garcia
Nightshift or dayshift?
Kevin Richardson
This is pretty much a regular job. We didn't switch shifts. You always have one guy working the nightshift (always the new one), but all he does is make sure virtual machines, proxies and bot farms are running smoothly.
Sebastian Smith
>be you >claim to be master russian shitposter >use meme flag >use reddit spacing >use grammar of American teen >say you work days, which in Russia, is when Americans are in bed >don't realize you made any of these mistakes because you're reddit tier >die
Michael Carter
Also, going by your story, the timeline doesn't add up Your father is too young to have been KGB
Hudson Lee
>implying kekistanis
Henry Ramirez
This is just ridiculous. No one is forcing you to believe me, but man, you're no Sherlock Holmes.
Hudson Wood
>you're no Sherlock Holmes. Don't need to be to figure your ass out, son.
Brayden Collins
Your English is suspiciously good for a Russian, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure something like this has been going on.
Grayson Mitchell
OK, sure. You're so good. Want a job? Would you ever move to Russia, Eric?
Colton Morgan
Nice digits.
And thank you, but my English is not nearly as good as I want it to be.
Anthony Howard
Post picture of passport with timestamp.
Andrew Carter
>removes meme flag >only to unveil another meme
IT WAS HER TURN
Hudson Gutierrez
Then who's pushing the north korean shilling?
Hunter Brown
Nah. I have a well paying job and a Russian GF (who has been speaking English for 20 years but whose english grammar is worse than yours, for some reason) That's good enough for me
Owen Hernandez
Tы знaeшь, чтo ты гpeбaный идиoт?
Leo Stewart
>Russian GF (who has been speaking English for 20 years but whose english grammar is worse than yours, for some reason)
Perhaps she's an idiot?
Brody Garcia
>Tы знaeшь, чтo ты гpeбaный идиoт?
Baш pyccкий yжac.
Blake Murphy
Wow hardcore larping
Faggot Jew
Evan Cooper
t.
John Johnson
You have me to thank for turning this place into /r/the_donald 2.0 and having Canadians like this one post terrible memes.
Always remember that, Sup Forums.
Carter Perry
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
Bentley Robinson
Ask questions, I'll be as specific as I possibly can.
Wyatt Bennett
you just outed yourself as a newfag
also youre not even russian you put on a commie flag to hide that fact
also you write like a native speaker
kill yourself you fucking deceptive leftist larper
Ryan Sanders
Sure, believe what you want.
Julian Morris
not only do you type like native speaker, you type like a chickenneck lefting weakling
kys you lying fucking shistain
Bentley Price
>You have me to thank for turning this place into /r/the_donald 2.0 you dont even know the history of this place or r/t_d
kill yourself
Xavier Russell
yawn sage report
Nicholas Ross
>being this much in denial
wow
Tell me, is Trump your "God Emperor" too, centipede?
Kayden Russell
We are being realistic. You are a liar. Nice try tho. Saged.
Hunter Walker
>be russian >use communist flag Nice try.
Noah Taylor
>Perhaps she's an idiot? She is, she's a Slav afterall But so are you (allegedly) so there's no reason for yours to be good
Brandon Lopez
Is this better?
Adrian Lee
fuck off with your fake translated language
Cameron Gray
Bы гoвopи́тe пo-pýccки?
Michael Morris
>выpoждeнный
Jace Bailey
>pýccки Clearly you don't, kek. LARPing American shill.
Brandon Collins
I knew hillary and her ilk were Satan long long ago No comment read online would ever sway my opinion at all
Jonathan Morris
>being this bad at LARP
Aiden Roberts
Shitposting is the future!
Logan James
It should be: Baш/твoй pyccкий yжacный. But his Russian is actually correct. You, OTOH, can't even jewgle translate shit right, kys, faggot larper.
John Lopez
You = a junkie that loves his heroin.
Zachary Reyes
This fucking thread is totally fucking gay^gay.
Adam James
Чья бы кopoвa мычaлa, дaжe тиpe нe пocтaвил, нeyч.
it's a fucking joke I didn't know Sup Forums was this autistic
Dominic Price
Sage
Brody Morris
Please remove meme flags from this board
Carson Adams
Shill OP got btfo and left the thread
>joke He's a fucking retard. Trying to shit on my correct Russian while posting idiotic jewgle translated crap.
Хaхa, я пoнимaю.
Joshua White
What else can you expect from a Serb?
Nicholas Martinez
Show us atleast 3 of the memes that you had a part in making...
Andrew Cooper
Serbs are our faithful servants. Degenerate and stupid, but I sort of like them.
Andrew Jenkins
Убить ceбя
Ryder Robinson
yeah?
which memes were yours?
Nicholas Powell
Lmao 1/10 larp Come back with something more your iq level, and be sober
Dylan Cruz
We've all seen real Russian try to type English.
Christopher Phillips
Serb detected.
Carter Wood
The left has lost their collective minds over this shit tier Russia meme. Thanks for the giggles.
Carson Allen
Cъeбиcь нa хyй, ты cyкa нeмытaя. What did I just say? Go jewgle it, quick.
Jackson Baker
Meme flag = LARP
Joseph Collins
KYS degenerate LARPer, this board is already shit enough without people like you baiting the media. You just KNOW some big media site's going to pick this up as "proof" that Russia was behind everything.
Josiah Cook
Front of your Russian passport with timestamp or fuck rite off.
Jeremiah Edwards
got em
Brandon Cook
>using capital letters too often and being conspiratorial in your claims, while attacking the "fake news" media and without offering any proof whatsoever
Literally one of my inventions and a great way to portray the right as obnoxious basement dwellers. The three of us were brainstorming for 6 hours, trying to come up with a way to make you cunts seem as obnoxious as possible. Decided to go with the most obvious thing that's loathed in every corner of the internet - fucking capital letters. The Donald is infected with this, glad to see "centipedes" are flooding Sup Forums.
David Walker
>What the fuck have I done? You've posted A FUCKING BLOG, DUMBASS. GO BACK TO FUCKING SOSACH, BYDLO!
Oliver Nguyen
Even if this is true I literally don't give as hit. The options other than Trump would have been Jeb and Hillary, both objectively worse. I don't care if we're serving Russia's interests to an extent because one of the reasons they were trying to destabilize us in the first place is because the first 2 choices I mentioned were openly goading them into a world war. And I don't want to see more of my buddies die in some desert shithole just so our greedy globalist leaders can shift the chess board in favor of the US global interests by unseating Assad.
People who say Russian shitposting flipped the election are retarded, Trump was literally saying borderline NatSoc shit in his speeches.
Josiah Lewis
Fair enough. Like I said, our goal was never to help Trump win. It just happened and we do not mind, he is an agent of chaos and serves his purpose.
And here's a treat for you Sup Forums. Guess which 2016 presidential candidate actually works for us?
Jackson Morales
You saved the West. Thanks for that. Apparently, OP doesn't always a faggot
Landon Jones
>All I did was shitpost. because edgy shitposting is fun shit Sup Forums was always shitposting about SK being worst Korea and North Korea, being best Korea. And SK turned out to be experimental state lead by women shamans of some occultic society. Shitposting is a big mysterious magic shit if you removes its mask of humor, and its extremely painfull, for you.
Asher Clark
I like how people always have to add supernatural things like magic into the mix. I won't deny counterintelligence has done extensive research on occultism and the like, but things are usually a lot simpler than they seem. The truth is, it's all just psychological warfare and the goal is never to support any given person, candidate, subculture or movement. Destabilization, demoralization and subversion though, are.
Daniel Young
Just a couple of questions: 1. How old is your dad? 2. What did he say to you , in Russian, when he got you that job? Don't tell me you only speak French at home.