COMPED

you wouldn’t understand

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cnn is literally taking memes from Sup Forums.
this is not new.
but it's still funny.

>interrogating a dead guy
Impressive.

This dude has got to be a crisis actor. No way anyone is this fucking autistic.

>it's real

>decide to try this
>open just TWO cans of coke
>mom yells at me

They are legit brothers in autism

Taco Bell nigger confirmed

im not really up to date on this. Can I get a basic gestalt? Whats comped and whats it got to do with the vegas shooter?

If you gamble enough at a casino you get complimentary shit like rooms, drinks, and food so comped means you didn't directly pay for it

you wouldn't FUCKING understand you taco bell FUCK

Hey Faggots,
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than working at taco bell.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a Platinum MLife member - the top tier of the casino company's loyalty program, and me and my bro just ate thousand $$$ of sushi - COMPED! What things do you do, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also transferred 100.000$ to my banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Don't waste your breath on this "muh 100k" fag

it was his brother you illiterate retard

Post the actually good one

A "comp" is something casinos or other entertainment venues give you for free. It is the same as "on the house".

If a meal is "comped" it means it is free.

I would definitely comp her a drink.

this dude is an asshat, what the fuck is wrong with rich cunts?

>Steve Wynn: Paddock never drank alcohol of any kind
>but he took advantage of everything available to him in our restort
that's the comp lifestyle for you, comp that shit no matter what, or do you want some taco bell nigger to get the leftovers?

Steve was living the dream.

>I OPEN EVERYTHING!!! HAHAHAHAH!! IT'S COMPED, FUCK EM!! WWOOOUUUUU!!

that pic is a keeper

Now I have to give cnn a click just to see if this is true. Fuck you non archiving faggot

I do find it hilarious the murder room was comped

it's real:
edition.cnn.com/2017/10/09/us/las-vegas-stephen-paddock-deposition/index.html

A lawyer asked how much he could end up betting on a given night.
"A million dollars," Paddock replied.
"That's a lot of money," the lawyer said.
"No, it's not," Paddock said.
Not everyone works at Taco Bell for fucks sake.

Someone needs to post the deposition. These quotes are gold

I'm not a jewyer, do these things get recorded?

>be 40
>decide to try this
>open just TWO stall doors in girls toilets
>kindergarten principle yells at me

Yeah... Probably on the clerk of court website in the city the suit was filed

some people work at pizza hut

Classic

kek

>100K IS A LOT OF MONEY
t. Bell

>1 MILLION DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY
t. Publix normie

It stands for complimentary.

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it's all about that comp nigga. you wouldn't understand.

>open just TWO beers
>Step dad takes them both
>Yells at me as he pounds them
>dribbling beer down chin

>mad because he was forced to drink 2 beers to prevent wasting them
I'd have been like, "don't threaten me with a good time, boy"

jesus christ i just watched eric paddocks interview

is he literally autistic or insane? is he in shock? is there some educated psychologist that knows why he's like this? what in the actual fuck. why are women allowed to reproduce with psychopaths?

the tortillas are that way, get back to wrapping

kek'd hard.
What a dick lol

That one was pretty good lol

Well I mean, his brother DID just commit a mass shooting and die afterwords

You wouldn't understand. Not everyone works at Taco Bell

>Fucking pleps, dont have any FUSION restaurants to recommend
F
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When you lose you ass gambling they will typically give you shit to keep you from feeling like a loser.

Why hasn't Congress acted to ban COMPED firearms?!

Speaking of actors -- how can anyone take this washed up coke trash sorority girl seriously?

>Interrogating a dead guy for more COMPED memes
You couldve just asked Sup Forums

Stephen Paddock was a yellow fever beta loser failure regardless of all the mystery surrounding his accusations

I don't see the problem

>living the dream
how is pissing away X on gambling, then getting X*0.10 back in COMPS living the dream? it's depressing and stupid.

it was paddock getting deposed in like 2013 or some shit when he slipped in the cosmopolitan hotel. fucking retard

You wouldnt understand

You work for money

He moneys for COMPS

Supposedly Steve made 5 million last year in gambling, which is impossible on the machines which further deepens the mystery

Getting thousands worth of comps just to waste them and call the casino a bitch to their face is pretty alpha

He would literally tell the richest guys in the world "Comp me faggot"

The Virgin Gibz me dat vs The Chad COMP ME FAGGOT

You wouldn't understand I add

You wouldnt understand:

You work for money

He moneyed for comps

>memeflagpedoshill
Your kind will be exposed and persecuted

This seems really accurate for his subconscious at the least.

Best kek I've had all day. Thanks user

what.
When did we reach this human intelligence?

I do find the C O M P E D meme hysterical, but this guy is a fucking imbecile.

>lose 50K gambling
>get 1K in sushi and a 1K hotel room "free", or C O M P E D
>so really pay 2K for sushi and accomodation
>just lose 48K gambling
>"i am a high-rolling winner who does NOT work at taco bell"

This guy just can't stop grabbing

THIS
They don't generally give out "expensive" stuff unless you lose your ass.

>doesn't work since 88
>wins 5 million in a single year gambling
>gives mom comfortable retirement
>flies all over the world on a moments notice whenver he wants
>100k isn't a lot of money
>buys asshole brother a mansion
Hue hue hue what an imbecile. This guys clearly dumb! Casino's comping him are the ones winning. hue hue hue

He didn't choose the comped life. the comped life chose him.

So basically, don’t let them push the “off his meds,” junk on you because it’s BS

>Rage and aggressiveness are side effects of valium
wut?

If it was at poker I would have heard of him so yes, it is a quite interesting little factoid. Could've been sports I guess?

dude was making millions arms dealing, duh.
You actually have to launder dirty money or the IRS will get on your ass, or do what he did, which is report it as gambling winnings. Meanwhile, he gambles away the dirty money and gets back a fraction of clean money to buy houses, cars, w/e with. All while living off free food and board provided in COMP

youtube.com/watch?v=VYfF06CPHMo

fucking jej

>He described himself as being, at one point, the "biggest video poker player in the world."

yeah I hate Valium it makes me want to smash windows and shit. Def not worth the positive effects as far as I was concerned, but I don't think it could be the culprit for snapping on such a grand scale.

You would have to rig the machines in order to make that much money at vid poker.

The best way to u dressing the Comped AMD taco bell Shinto's to watch this

youtu.be/HGJAIEdJtFM

>33

This number is a tell, every time it's used, (((they))) are trying to tell us they're behind it.

All jokes aside, he shows clear signs that he's high on cocaine.

>Best video poker player in the world
>Has never made a name for himself and actually played poker vs people who could verify he was good
>Just plays against a machine and claims to be the best

You can't launder millions gambling in Vegas

With permission from feds you can

The guy is doing something shady for income, not gambling. see Losing at the casinos get you comped.

He would offer drinks to his invisible friends.

user they play 100k$ black jack hands 3 at a time 5m can be 30 minutes like this

Yeah but according to reports he played for more than 5 minutes. Over any large sample size you cannot come out a winner against those machines. It's just math. The machines were rigged for him for one reason or another. He could have been on casino pay roll so when he hit big they could say 'hey look at this goy shipping the cheese!' Or it was money laundering of some sort. You don't win over long stretches on machines.

He's a cokehead.

This. Not to mention usually if you win lots of money, they want to kick you out (see: card counters) so if he was supposedly making a ton of money from these machines, they wouldn’t want him there.

This to. Casinos watch players carefully and add them to a book if they suspect cheating or lucky.

Video gaming machines are programmed to pay out an average of 97 cents to the dollar.
You dump in 1000000 bucks you're getting 970000 back.
P crazy

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i agree 100%. But the (((official story))) has yet to reconcile these facts.

>gambles 1 million a night at times
>wins 5mill a year on video poker
so bets 300 mill a year gets 5 mil.
that's 1,67% profit!

five sushi rolls 10 sodas. straight outta comped ton.

youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8

so how did he get the 300M a year to put in? Was it from his mailman job? the IRS? lockheed?

>be shady dude, talk with shady casino owner
>"hey I'll pay you some money to report fake gambling losses, so I can launder this other money"
>casino rigs a machine for him
>he "wins" millions, pays the casino a dividend
>casino reports millions in losses so that income won't be taxed
And the best part
>lose all the footage of this dude since the beginning of time, even though he was in a heavily videotaped hotel last week

Your math is a little off. If he gambles 1 million a night at 1.67% profit compounded daily he should make 422 million a year.

>at times
Not every night.
My 300 mil was an estimate.

Yeah complemented.

I was shitposting because your 300mil number is retarded. Just because you gamble the same 1 mill a night 300 days out of the year doesn't mean you have 300 mill. If your stack is 1 mill and you make 5 mill then that's 500% profit.