Moving to Germany in two weeks. Berlin specifically. Can speak moderate German, not fluent. What can I expect?

Moving to Germany in two weeks. Berlin specifically. Can speak moderate German, not fluent. What can I expect?

>inb4 cultural enrichment

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Why Germany? Literally 30-40 better countries.

Berlin is oke, just stay at the east side.
South Germany, Munich etc. i would not advise to go. Police is very aggresive agains weed / alcohol, Berlin is more liberated. And south germans dont like Italians much

>Can speak moderate German, not fluent. What can I expect?

People replying to you in English.

Berlin ist ein Scheiße Fleck
Find something in the Bavarian Alps ASAP

I love how every fucking time people mix up the irish flag with the italian flag...

thank you for the advice though friend. I'm not a weed smoker but a heavy drinker, considering i'm Irish. looking forward to it.

I think that's an irish flag. Though you wouldn't see that because commies are red color blind.

Deutsche haben zwar sehr gutes Englisch obwohl ja? besonders in Berlin?

fuck off, don't you have no fucking home of your own?

>let's not greet white Europeans but replace him with 1000 Arabian menaces

this if your future Klaus

>inb4 arrested for hate speech online

Could you imagine a child waking up from a surgery to that? Traumatized for life.

>the kraut is angry about white people moving to his country
>doesn't give a crap about the muslim invasion.

Nice kraut fashion. Neunundneunzig luftballons

Yeah Dieter is so fucked.

Berlin will be the first third world hellhole in Germany. They have high crime, unemployment and an alarmingly high number of migrants. You can't enter any parks even during daylight because there are slavs and africans in tents living there, attacking everyone going near them. A lot of parks are also crowded with arab drugdealers with police not daring to do anything. Seriously, go to Munich instead, Berlin is a shithole.

berlin is a "progressive" shithole

I have been told Munich is ideal. My family come from Bad Sooden-Allendorf, emigrated to Ireland in the 1700s for whatever reason.

Why don't you just stay in your country?

I promise I don't move to Ireland as well. I'm against all immigrants, except Swiss, Austrians, Dutch, Luxembourgers and Flemish.

People with nigger genes are frequently color blind. I've been called potato nigger more than once on here
Most of Sup Forums is not white

Your country fucked my country Hans, the debt we have to you is unbelievable and from that comes mass unemployment. At least be happy I'm a blonde, blue eyed white European.

Du musst das so sehen: Mit der neuen Obergrenze, die nicht so heisst, können mit diesem Iren nur noch 199.999 Araber einwandern.

And you continue your family history of treason (=emigration)

Bummer. I'd kys.

Sie kann in "Ausnahmefällen" erhöht werden. Ich mach mir keine Hoffnungen.
Klar sind Europäer besser als nicht-Europäer, trozdem schlecht.

Berlin is NOT Germany.

this coming from the race that ruined Europe. Please tell me more about multiculturalism and how wearing a hijab will be German in 30 years

My family are from Germany ffs. Are you promoting ethno nationalism?

Some are very proficient, but the majority speaks "international" English. Some grammatical errors, limited vocabulary, bad pronunciation, but everyone understands what is meant. You'd probably have to go to the most secluded village in East Germany to find some Ronny younger than 50 years old who won't understand you. Some people maybe can't reply, but they will mostly understand what you say.

Berlin is full of young people and foreigners. No problem with limited German there.

Also: Berlin is not really Germany. I mean, it's the capital and the seat of the government, but apart from that it's nothing like the rest. Every German hates Berlin.

This, South Germany is absolute shit and you definetely should stay as far away from it as possible. Big cities in North and Eastern Germany are god tier compared to us.

how is the rest of Bavaria in general? I'll be going to Schweinfurt or Würzburg next year for a semester

Hipsters,homeless bums,niggers,arabs,faggots
Modern Weimar Republic

Ja ich verstehe dich. Das ist gut zu hören. Ich freue mich darauf, die Stadt zu sehen und mich vielleicht darin zu vermischen. Ich liebe Deutschland.

Don't expect people above the age of 30 to speak understandable English.

Berlin seemed a bit like a commie haven when I was there, all the “street art” and sjw hair, and that was over 10 years ago

The beer and bus service were excellent though

in Berlin there are homeless villages of east european drug users in the parks, very aggressive
get informed before you go there.

Würzburg is fine but if you go to the countryside, brace yourself for Lederhosen and Weizenbier. Rural Bavaria is indeed VERY rural, kind of like the American south, just that the Bavarians are better educated and work harder than the rest of us.

I have f.lux and when that shit is on in the evening flags look identical

>already committed to moving there in two weeks
>still no clue what to expect
Italy yes!

You can expect to be assaulted by Muslim immigrants. Good luck.

>can't even get the flags right

I'm glad my last gf was australian. Every time I fucked her I thought about fucking Michael Hutchence's mouth. You people are cucks.

fine by me, I'm not going to germany to speak English.

sounds pretty neat to be honest

Is it true that most non-Bavarians hate Weizen? Almost everyone I've ever met and asked about it told me they didn't like it.

berlin is a international city, you hear more foreign languages than german you will get along fine with basic german and english.

Because the Weizen they have in their shitty Bundesländer tastes like ass.

Avoid Berlin
pic related

No, where I live everyone likes Weizen. Not myself though, as a true Hessian I only drink Apfelwein and not beer.

This looks like something a Berlin citizen would unironically wear with pride.

Ummm Hungary? Wtf have such similar flags u dumb fuks.

>Berlin specifically

Fuck you Northeners with your shit-tier Bundeländer!

Berlin is only okay if you're an Antifa-Sören-Cuck.

Fuggof shill

This is indeed a shirt motive for Berlin-cucks!

This OP
Berlin is a degenerate shithole

Another fun fact about Berlin: Arabic is taught in elementary schools and public buildings started having muslim toilets recently, which are construced by sharia rules and are not allowed to point in the direction of mekka. Berlin has the most leftist possible government and these things will only get worse during the next few years. The communist senate also planned on not deporting any illegals (i don't know if they are going through with it) which makes Berlin a magnet for all undocumented and illegal immigrants.

Cromwell did nothing wrong potatonigger

>Fuck you Northeners with your shit-tier Bundeländer!
M8, Bavaria is shit, if you're a foreigner you should definetely settle for North and East Germany. Way more white and based there. Nothing interesting to see in Bavaria.

>Berlin is only okay if you're an Antifa-Sören-Cuck.

Pay attention to these guys, OP. Berlin was the worst place I went to in Germany. Unless you like sandniggers and faggots everywhere.

I've lived in Berlin for about two years, before I moved to the Czech republic. Berlin will keep its charm for about 8 months, then it gets a very annoying leftwing cess pool of retards, mixed with an all you can eat buffet of mudslimes. Consider Halle if you must live in Germany. Don't come to CZ, we're full.

>nothing to see in Bavaria

Yeah, except for the fucking alps and every respectable lake we have. Northern Germany has plain flat country with a shitload of wind turbines and everything in between is nothing but big cities and forest.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-Halle(Saale)

pic related

THIS

>What is the Allgäu
Fuck off NRW cuck. The Bavarian Alps are the most beautiful place in Germany.
t. Hessian

Stop advertizing and let the foreigners have their fun in le based Ossi Deutschland. The niggers, Poles and Balkan scum I see on the train station are already enough. No need for even more.

Thanks Hessebro.

AND SORRY for coloring you as half-shit in the map. It is because of FRANKFURT

I went to Berlin once on vacation.

There wasn't a German in sight.

Berlin is like the Seattle of Germany.
And that's very sad.
Don't be the Seattle of anywhere.

I was in Dresden recently and that landscape was changing pretty drastically. Lost of shitskin "refugees" Mutti Merkel invited.

You betray your nation, your citizenship should be revoked and your property confiscated.

Michael Collins spits on you from beyond the grave as well.

This is actually the best description of Berlin I have ever heard. It's true.

>this coming from the race that ruined Europe.
Germans and the Italians fought to save Europe you piece of shit. Most of the other countries fought to ruin it.

i recently moved to budapest and you shouldn't be asking this on this board but whatever

what you can expect is a lot of long days in immigration and various government offices for the first week or two, especially if you're working

a lot of waiting in bank lobbys and shit like that, realtors jewing you on utilities bills, shit like that

most of the central european capitals are impossible to distinguish from each other culturally or economically and most of the people you meet won't be from berlin, they might be german but they won't have grown up in berlin, the ones who do are homeless or work in the grocery store you go to

>Can speak moderate German
Half of Berlin can't speak German and the other half has a weird accent.

t. Hamburg

berlin is full of faggots and hipsters, even the muslims turn gay and dress like fucking pedos once they get there. the whole place is a fucking shit show. stalin was the best thing to happen to the place

Frankfurt is where the Eppler comes from, shame on you!

Yeah let's move to Yakima.

Angela, what in the sam-fuck are you doing on Sup Forums?

Lived in Germany since February. Burger here, in the Kaiserslautern area. Some of you know what that means.

The Germans that I've met here are waaaaay nicer and better than the ones I've met abroad, many who seem to have a serious superiority complex and demand a level of service higher than what one might even get in Germany. I know better now.

Shy, good, solid people. They'll appreciate you using some German, and might switch to English if they think it's easier for you.

Speeding cameras will get you if you're even 5 km/hr over. Also, in parking garages, keep your ticket with you (not in your car), and you have to validate/pay at a machine then run to your car and get out. You don't pay at the gate.

Also Ausfarht is the biggest city in Germany, but it's secret, and you must never ever ask the Germans where it actually is.

Germans don't speak English. They still learn about "if clauses" in fucking abi classes (17-25 year olds).

I assume the government does this on purpose so it's even easier to indoctrinate Germans and withhold alternative news sources from them.

fuckin Anders with the bantz

What the fuck would make you do that? Dublin is a much better city than Berlin, Berlin is the Paris of Germany. Full of niggers and arabs, and you always have a looming sense of danger. Imagine the worst skanger/gypo area, but a city.

you're gonna get raped

Ausfahrt is near Bielefeld.

Have you been to Paris lately?

>openly talking about Bielefeld
Anzeige ist raus.

Frankfurt is a non-german and full of junkies

did you bang any muslims when you lived in Berlin

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I lived just west of there, in a small village called Germersheim. The people there were cool, but the university students were dumb as fuck. Heidelberg was awesome.

I mean east.

>university students were dumb as fuck.
Well we have that problem too so...

pic related are the only real german university students

>Moving to Germany in two weeks. Berlin specifically. Can speak moderate German, not fluent. What can I expect?
Depending on the district: leftist SJW Germans or muslims. High criminality (for German standards) in the diversity parts.
There is supposedly a good party scene, but I wouldn't know.

...

What the actual fuck is that?

Burschen können nicht fechten und sind zu dumm um Fechtmasken zu tragen.

Angela, don't ignore me with your Lily Thai porno-face lookin ass

That's a pretty gnarly ritual in old school student fraternities. Most of them were fencing back in the day and new members had to get a cut with a rapier as a hazing ritual. It isn't practiced anymore, though.

Turks and black people selling you weed
don't go to parks to relax, TRUST me
and enjoy the techno night clubs, german sluts and drugs, the only positive thing about the place other than HIV crowd and the architecture

That's pretty rad, actually. Our fraternities just do gay stuff.

It is called Mensur. German students used to duel in a very ritualized style before we were cucked. The scars called Schmisse was a sign of bravery, because people would not flinch when getting hit in the head with a sharp sabre/rapier.

youtube.com/watch?v=vN8aBXbrfDk

Fuck you we are still doign that.

it is. and you are not allowwed to winch
because when you winch you loose

We are still doing it

It is just stupid. The blades they use are wobly as fuck and you basicly wear full protection exept for the face. You are not allowed to dodge a blow by mving backwards and sometimes they use horse hair to ensure that the wound develops a scar.

Degenerate german sluts are of the highest tier.

Once you get em all coked up, you can pee on them, fuck their doodie-hole, make 'em go ass to mouth, anything.