/ptg/ President Trump General - Simply Better Than All The Rest Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump arriving in NC for RNC fundraiser 10/7/17
youtu.be/KPzRWf0skTY
>Pres Trump interview on Mike Huckabee new show 10/7/17
youtu.be/hVQPVGPAUtc
>Pres Trump talking to press b4 leaving DC 10/7/17
youtu.be/Juk2ZpwMnTA
>VP Pence @Unity Walk event in LV 10/7/17
youtu.be/aoczquLR1CU
>VP Pence meet&greets in LV 10/7/17
youtu.be/E4GwxYuaRjo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #35 10/6/17
youtu.be/OnEAL4SOsFc
>Pres Trump signs Nat Mfcting Day Proclamation 10/6/17
youtu.be/tlTplROiCaM
>Pres Trump hosts Spic Heritage Month 10/6/17
youtu.be/muO9otdlyuE
>VP Pence roundtable in PR 10/6/17
youtu.be/rlBl1PGC0mQ
>VP Pence presser in PR 10/6/17
youtu.be/FQGhR1oNndQ
>SoS T-Rex @swearing in ceremony of 146th Foreign Srv Class 10/6/17
youtu.be/kt-XBCMhfkk
>This Week @State 10/6/17
youtu.be/ckp-ng_0Nog
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/6/17
youtu.be/X4CRBHgLRPg
>WH Video: VP hosts Natl Space Council 10/6/17
youtu.be/3LRgELmJAtA
>WH Video: VP meets Rican families in FL 10/6/17
youtu.be/xIrTxDCejgg
>Pres Trump: "This is the calm before the storm" 10/5/17
youtu.be/r5T131Vyc2Y

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

>Tfw mastermind

Anything slated for the agenda today since kinja has nothing?

Every time some kind of emergency meeting goes on in the white house, I get kinda scared, not because of North Korea or anything, every time it happens I think they're gonna announce that a black hole is coming our way or something

why did Trump get a divorce?

tourettes dog masturbates into the cheese

My next executive order will target fans of Rick and Morty. Concentration camps!

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NEW

>1000+ ISIS soldiers have recently surrendered to Kurdish authorities in Iraq (archive.is/xfyjs)
>Trump has unveiled a new strict 70-point immigration enforcement plan - ties DREAMers to the wall (archive.is/U5doo)
>The Trump administration will abandon the Obama-era clean power plan aimed at reducing (((global warming))) (archive.is/RhYW1)

does she never wear a bra?

Seriously, what happened to journalism?

Soo, when is the happening happening?

I love KellyAnne.

It's time to pay up, germany

How do you end up like this, she has a jaw and chin more defined than half of the autists browsing this thread

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25% off items on Trump's store if you use 1492 as the promo code.

it was always shit, its just more obvious now

>mfw spent all of my alimony on plastic surgery

The eternal faggot never sleeps

jesus
western women, not even once
slavic women are superior and it seems that Trump realized this

see
Where is my money?

damn she's hideous

>HuffingtonPaint
>Journalism

>there have been two divorced presidents
>both were republicans
So much for family values

> inb4 the climate didn't change before humans began fucking it.

>tfw three of those threads were mine

she is Czech

>3 retweets 2 likes
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Erm, Ivana is a slav.

she said in the interview that she talks to Trump every week and encourages his tweeting. She's okay with Melania, but hates Marla (for obvious reasons). She was offered ambassadorship to Czecia by Trump but she turned it down. It was an interesting interview.

>Forced Motherhood
>Implying they didn't open their legs voluntarily

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Want to tucc me in? Also, stop bullying.

>mfw this faggot doesn't know how to mfw

lel what happened there

i'd sloven her ija if you know what i mean

>Poland can demand
>according to legal experts
Anybody can demand anything. Why do you need a legal expert to tell you this?

It's all the plastic surgery, once you start on it you have to keep going or those lip implants sag and the skin they pulled back loses it's elasticity and turns into a droopy nightmare.

My wife never does. Though her boobies are much smaller.

And one with a tranny "wife" kek

god DAMN

/our Cain/ joined the dark side, NOOOO

Yeah I'll tuck you in. You'll sleep forever buddy.

>that camera guy

my sides.

>april first
>spammer keeps filling every thread to the brim with ponies
>mods think the reports are just mad about ponies and not the spam
>okay, the board is nothing but /ptg/ then

When was the last leak? I honestly haven’t seen anything since Bannon left.

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get the fuck off Sup Forums cancer

Why do you have memes promoting a Jewish porn website
Disgusting

If a woman ditches the bra at a younger age and never takes it back up they don't sag as much.

please no bully Melania

Rate my cancer. I'm trying to collapse the internet. I'm huffing fumes from emu shit for maximum inspiration. Just need the R/the_donald to upboat it.

>mfw somebody uses plastic surgery to look like somebody else

twitter.com/YahooStyleCA/status/915592787671879680/photo/1

His first big scandal was cheating on Ivana with Marla Maples

i think it was /mlpol/ there was 1 autistic spammer who was spamming mlporn in every /ptg/ thread
like literally 90 posts in 1 active thread
so we made a million threads to try to throw him off

How are his recent podcasts, my brother said he keeps bitchin about his wife or some shit.

pot calling the kettle a nigger

no way trump said that in public

april first. somebody was spamming pony pics, so we split the threads, turns out it wasn't a bot, so faggot had to choose where to spam

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When was this?

>online hatecrime

Every day I become more thankful for the Founders.

Saved

She’ll fit in perfectly with the liberals there.

>people are this mad about my bad pickle rick shoop

Oh

see

I'm thinking of adding minions to it.

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this is England right? fucking disgrace.

April 1st for /mlpol/. Some faggot posted 100+ photos of pony porn and we decided to fight back.

Are you the same gay guy with the ice cream scoops? You refuse to use your finger, yet you constantly bully KellyAnn. What's your line of reasoning here?

once that 1 autist got banned mlpol wasnt too bad

sadly he didn't

SNL had a lot of fun with it back in the day
>youtube.com/watch?v=G1gC912LUq0

Is she a crypto shitskin

Add grain and saturated filters. Put everything slightly off-center or half missing from the jpeg. Normiefy it, maybe put a few watermarks from shit tier meme websites, extra pickles and let it swim.

>camera guy
>try not to focus on her ass
>stay on target
>stay on target

>George Orwell was right all along

Powerful

Is he right?

I unironically didn’t mind the ponies when it wasn’t porn and they weren’t spammed. Reminded me of awoo.

I love Kellyanne.

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>online hate crimes
How come we never hear about extremist Muslims getting arrested for promoting “online hate”. Every time a peaceful attack happens in Europe, the entire euro-muzzie population celebrates on Faceberg.

>captcha: juex gibson

Can't wait for the salt

here's KAC on F&F earlier today
youtube.com/watch?v=EJxui_QqXrE

looking great too

what's this some type of sandnigger or what?

>muh Islamophobia

(((stein)))

hmm

>You lived to see Cyber Police Come to life
All the bongs are getting backtraced as we speak, and consequences will never be the same

I can’t think of anything witty to reply with. Yes I’m that guy. I’ll bully KAC if I want I don’t need your permission!

He's a (((stein)))

What program I used MS paint. I need to know what to use.

>name

every
time

this guy is a mega faggot. always at the top of trumps tweets and he says the dumbest shit.

Trump:
>God Bless America!

This faggot:
>Hey why did you and Russia hack the election huh? You're going to prison soon!

nigger needs to stop.

someone couldn't get passed the first boss

>(((stein)))
Every. Single. TIME

>tfw you will never have a geneticly engineered furry

Add assad in a maga hat. I fucking dare you

any columbus themed awoos today?