Why are Canadians so superior at hockey?
Why are Canadians so superior at hockey?
Jaxson Scott
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Grayson Stewart
Because there is fuck all else to do in Canada besides drink, play hockey, and sleep with sluts
Carson Miller
Enjoy it while it lasts.
USA hockey is on the rise.
More and more American kids are picking up the sport.
Hell, the best player for Toronto was born in Arizona.
Jace Brown
There's nothing else to do in this frozen shithole.
Ethan Rogers
fake news
Grayson Carter
We dont have ice to play on
Mason Cox
This is mostly true
t. alcoholic that used to sleep with sluts and played hockey
This is true, and it's a good thing. Nice to see a white sport rise in America that isn't povertyball or baseball
Camden Russell
Oh. And what was the most recent head to head result?
Jaxson Robinson
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Benjamin Anderson
It's a good living.
You forgot the great outdoors and guns.
Evan Campbell
>USA hockey is on the rise.
Hunter Kelly
>Why are Canadians so superior at hockey?
So hows that Stanley cup treating you?
Oh wait.
Jackson Rogers
> 56%ers infecting our sport
If one of you fuckers decides to kneel in the NHL I swear to God...
Jacob Cruz
weather conducive to year round play stupid faggot
Dylan Wilson
>americans are so bad at hockey they buy canadians to win a cup for them
lmao
Owen Nelson
>1993
Zachary Morris
Nineteen
Ninety
Three
Lincoln Cruz
Leafs gonna style on hawks tonight , here we go boys
Christian Williams
They enjoy to handle big sticks
Dylan Young
More freezing cold winter months
No other sports you ever play bc mah hockey
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Justin Adams
*blocks your path*
Julian Rivera
More like #2
Daniel Adams
/thread
Parker Carter
>using years when pros in north america couldn't play but iron curtain could
Josiah Gonzalez
This.
Lucas Ward
Don't they have ice year-round? It's fuckin cold up there
Colton Allen
Noah Scott
Go and watch the Summit Series when Canada defeats the Soviet Union. They complained about us being to rough when they play like sissies. Nobody plays rock em sock em like we do! Greatest sport played by the greatest nation. GTHL and OHL will always have the best talent to be stolen by the Yankees.
Hudson Reed
Based swedecuck!
Liam Allen
Hockey nations are best nations
USA
Canada
Finland
Sweden
Liam Baker
Almost forgot our Russian brethren
Aiden Garcia
Finland > Canada at hockey.
Daniel Peterson
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Brody Mitchell
Ei.
Alexander Perry
t. commie memeflag
Charles Garcia
Since when is America a relevant hockey nation?
USA has 2 IIHF championships under their belt compared to Canada's 26, Russia's 25, Sweden's 10.
USA has 2 Olympic golds compared to Canada's 9 and Russia's 7.
Literally get out. Stick to your Fatball and Blackhoop. If Americans can't flood the field/rink/arena with blacks they're shit.
Colton Williams
>Since when is America a relevant hockey nation
There is this thing... It's called the National Hockey League
kek
Parker Cox
There's a good chance that the Stanley Cup hasn't been in Canadian possession during your lifetime.
Hudson Rogers
Have to go back to 1993 for a Canadian Stanley Cup Champion.
And don't say the US teams are full of Canadians. There's tons of Swedes, Finns and Americans on the rosters (plus a Czech or three out and about).
William Brooks
Reminder that Matthews is a chicano
Austin Price
>Americans are proud of Canadian players winning trophies
Why are Americans so shit at hockey, seriously?
Matthew Miller
Eh...
1. Can.
2. Rus.
3. Swe.
4. Fin/Cze
5. Swz
Aaron Gutierrez
>Canadians no longer majority among NHL players for 1st time in 98 years
Is this what you're mad about?
William Moore
5. Usa
Hunter Johnson
My list wasn't ordered, but I appreciate your effort.
Samuel Myers
leafs btfo
Jaxon Cook
>it took americans 100 years to be good at hockey
LMAO
Oliver Gonzalez
No, I'm genuinely curious how it is that a nation of hundred of millions of people can only field players of roughly equivalent quality to that of Sweden, a nation of not even 10 million. How are you so irrelevant?
James Roberts
Nobody. NO-FUCKING-BODY played the game like him. Some people say him and 87 are alike but fuuuuck you. Sure, Crosby is a better player overall, but that's not what Im saying. You had to kill Peter to stop him (much like Crosby, but more so).
Also, if you havn't celebrated Midsummer with NHL-players, you are pretty Beta.
Henry Myers
We're too busy paying you to entertain us in the NHL
Austin Wilson
My city's pride and joy. a local treasure.
Austin Miller
Gonna feel great giving the Blackhawks the gigastomp tonight. Bets on leafs win streak? 5 games? 10?
Jackson Flores
Really, only one team matters and they only have two Canadians, 2 Italians (wut), 1 American and Swede, and an EBIN amount of Finns.
Alexander Clark
Slavs are the best at hockey.
Brody Reed
Unfortunately that doesn't answer the question. Why are Americans so utterly mediocre at hockey? And, moreover, how can Americans be so deluded as to believe that they rank anywhere near the top three hockey nations?
Caleb Jenkins
but the best player on the defending champs is a canadian; buying all of our best players doesn't make you better at hockey than us, it just means jews pay more endorsements to canadian players who play in us markets.
Dylan Carter
whats up fellow 780
Austin Garcia
Actually, it does... We're less concerned with being entertainers than you are
Noah Brooks
So because rome used mercenaries those provinces they conquered weren't theirs? Lmao