Can we get a Steve Paddock/COMPED thread? Don't have much

Can we get a Steve Paddock/COMPED thread? Don't have much.

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cnn.com/2017/10/09/us/las-vegas-stephen-paddock-deposition/index.html
youtube.com/watch?v=CqllcsoRQqw
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I have autism. Would you faggots explain to me like I'm a nigger once and for all wtf comped means?

How do you not have much I can’t go into any thread without seeing at least like 5

>comped
its free.

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Should be more than that

Thank you, kind user.

>someone loses $300 at the casino
>casino gives them $30 in sushi but tells them it'd normally cost $320
>OMG LOOK I'M ACTUALLY WINNING
>idiot feels important
>sticks around to lose another $400
>give him some more treats
>maybe give him a free room so he stays all night
>he feels like a rock star while you're emptying his pockets
>Stephen Paddock's insane brother is interviewed on TV
>talks about all the perks they got from Stephen's gambling addiction
>WE ATE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN SUSHI. COMPED!

Steve was the kind of guy who could have done anything he wanted and HE DID. He could go into any gunstore and vegas, he had a card for ALL of them, and get THOUSANDS of rounds COMPED.

Where do you live? England? A Thousand rounds of ammunition isn't alot, Steve was a very wealthy man.

That's not even the story, why are you trying to downplay the wealth of a dead mass shooter lol?

The story is his brother and his sons were eating sushi WITHOUT steve, and steve called in and got eveything paid for INCLUDING the tip.

SOMEBODY MAKE A GEEE STEVE HOW COME YOUR SUSHI IS ALL COMPED MEME

Steve was the kind of guy who could have done anything he wanted, and HE DID. If killing dozens of people was what he wanted to do, that's what he did... this was the Steve we KNEW. He took care of the people HE LOVED.

I live right outside of Atlantic City, how can I get comped

Can somebody get me that video of the 2nd shooter on the luxor

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>there are people in this thread who think 100k is a lot of money

Who here gets comped at Taco Bell?

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DONT EVEN TRY IT

I keked hard

Employee discount.

But I want to get comped

KeK

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He was an ar-

I'm sorry, I was about to say something that would have besmirched the good name of Arby's

>no uma delicia with sushi

I thought you guys were funny.

>He described himself as being, at one point, the "biggest video poker player in the world."

>"How do I know that?" Paddock asked rhetorically. "Because I know some of the video poker players that play big. Nobody played as much and as long as I did."

cnn.com/2017/10/09/us/las-vegas-stephen-paddock-deposition/index.html

lol

Can you faggots seriously stop this COMPED spam
It is not funny and you are only mocking the dead. You are turning this guy into some e-celeb for his brother being a mass murderer. Not only that but I work at Taco bell and find him highly offensive.

You will never get comped you nigger

Uh sweetie? Sounds like someone had to pay for their sushi.

How the fuck was he winning? I would like to make millions fill me in.

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Stop ruining the fun, this is the first good new meme in a while. We've had a meme dry spell for don't try to end this one

EXCLUSIVE
I have obtained a page from steve's deposition. Apparently Steve was a forum poster.
If my boss finds out I posted this I could be arrested.

An excerpt from:

cnn.com/2017/10/09/us/las-vegas-stephen-paddock-deposition/index.html

/ His de facto home was often one of the casinos, where he stayed in rooms that were provided for free "95% of the time." Hotels often provide free rooms and amenities to big gamblers to entice them back to their casinos.
At the Cosmopolitan, he said he had opened a bottle of sake in his room, possibly on the night of the incident, but did not drink much.

A lawyer asked him to explain why he would open the beverage but not drink it.
Paddock explained that everything in his room was "comped" or free, "so, yes, I would open all sorts of things."
"And if you aren't comped at casinos, you wouldn't understand," he added. /

COMPED

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You know this post was comped right? I read it for free. Now make me a Crunch Wrap Ceviche Tempura Grillet Steak Surf n' Slurp Supreme please.

I'M SORRY BUT NOT EVERYONE THINKS $100K IS NOTHING

NOT HAVING 100K IS LIKE YOU GOING TO PUBLIX TO SHIT POST

fucking taco bell pleb

What's wrong with Publix you commie bastard?

Publix has the best Tendie subs

That all you got?

Patrick Bateman also liked comps and rough hooker sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=CqllcsoRQqw

My boss had it on his desk. I was reading through it and found that page. I quickly put it on the scanner and sent it to myself. I didn't have anymore time to do other pages. Company I work for has been paid money by CNN to not release the deposition to the public until they air their special on it.

t. assblasted taco bell executive

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>Rothschilds bow to Paddocks
>In contact with Deep State
>Possess automatic-like fire arms
>Control Vegas with an iron but fair fist
>Own apartments & houses globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Casinos comp the brothers for their mere presence
>Tacobell workers dare not make eye contact.

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I was referring more to casinos comping things in general. Obviously Vegas Steve is a special case

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I don't know what to think about this. I'm just having a hard time believing it.
Thanks?

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Hand me the sushigates, Steve.

Comped, if you will, Steve.

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Introducing the Taco Bellboy, Eric's arch nemesis and a new exploitable meme from the people who brought you thousands of gold card comps. He comes complete with the following (comped) pasta, typically served without sauce:

>high-rollers hate him
>subsists on meager $100k payments
>will cart any number of machine guns to your hotel room if the price is right
>the Paddock brothers will get on the next flight to Japan to escape his presence and contagious poverty
>actually only works hotel day job so he can play slots during lunch break to launder chalupa trafficking income
>shops at Publix, lives on the side of the freeway

Thanks for playing!
-t. not the CIA

>its free.
no it aint

If you don't have your card in the machine you will not be comped in the screenshot

I came into this world as a gambler
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the price of the game
They're making up my past
Puttin bullets in my brain
Saying I'm the one who shot up the Mandalay
They questioning the day
My girlie ran away I wired pay
Filipino caliphate
Rollin deep in them homies peaceful trucks
And I'm just a sucker never even left a note

Hey
Like a Drumpf
Hey
Like a Drumpf
Hey

I only paid for the coochie
Come on
The coochie
Come on
So you can take that sushi
And comp it on my bill
Comp it on my bill
Comp it on my bill

CHECK THE CARD!! JUSE THE TIP!! that's the Steve I know---knew...i-i-I mean..... how did I get wealthy?- steve. How did I retire?- Steve. *clapping* STEVE. TOOK. CARE. OF. THE. PEOPLE. HE. LOVED. No, of course Steve didn't have friends! Who has friends?! You're weird and you work at taco bell.

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anything else you saw?

you can't make this shit up lmao

that machine has a history of where it is sending scans. if memory serves, you can type its IP address into your browser and delete this history, and you probably should. you may need to log in as admin, and almost always this is admin/password as username and password and nobody ever changes it

i would try this pronto assuming you're not totally full of shit

Kinda weird original guy who started taco Bell died three days after he said this

>several sights

When describing his injuries from the fall he stated that when he went home and took off his clothes one of his testicles was swollen and that it took a few days for it to get back to normal.

Its true, I got a black card at the Borgata casino

OF COURSE HE DIDN'T HAVE HELP. you think Steve couldn't kill everyone on earth if Steve wanted?! Steve was the kind of guy that could do anything he wanted to do. AND HE DID!! He did it mathematically. *snorts cocaine booger* Here's the clue that reveals Steve: even after thousands in comped sushi, he'd ask you to stop and get him a sandwich. If you were friends with Steve, you comped him sandwiches. That's just the price of Steve.

Short for "complimentary", i.e. provided by the hotel/casino to a customer free of charge because as points out this helps them make a ton of money off them overall.

Breaking News
Bug in a Steve suit confirmed as shooter by FBI

>Steve suits now available on ebay and amazon. Fits all bugs.

>can't get sushi comped
>can't get taco bell comped
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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See, the hardest thing for me was leaving the life. I still love the life. And we were treated like movie stars with muscle. We had it all, just for the comping. Our wives, mothers, kids, everybody rode along. I had paper bags filled with comped jewelry stashed in the kitchen. I had a sugar bowl full of comped coke next to the bed. Anything I wanted was a comped phone call away. Comped cars. The keys to a dozen comped hideout flats all over the city. I'd bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to comp the bookies. Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke I would go out and get comped some more. We ran everything. We comped off cops. We comped off lawyers. We comped off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over. And that's the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent comped food. Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup, not even comped. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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Anyone here have a players card and get comped?

>Go to McDonald's
>Get COMPED McNuggets with Szechuan sauce
>Taco Bell and McDonald's poorfags giving me dirty looks
>Ask the cashier to give me 50 packets of Szechuan sauce
>Receive them COMPED
>A riot erupts between Taco Bell and McDonald's peasants
>Some guy from Publix wants to buy my sauce for 100,000$ dollars
>100,000$? Kek you think that this is a lot of money?
>Walk out with my sauce and nuggets
>mfw

If you don't have your players card in you don't get your comps.

lol I have the M life card, gets me into the private lounge unlimited top shelf drinks pretty comfy

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Work at Taco Bell. Can confirm kids have been asking for their meal to be comped. Mfw.

Video poker has unusually good odds, it's theoretically possible to consistently win if you find exactly the right kind of game then play it perfectly for long enough. I doubt that Paddock did that though, all the indications are his money came from elsewhere and this was a means of laundering it or just an innocent hobby.

>doesn't even get sushi
You might as well work at Taco Bell

That is true, im going to talk to my host who represents the players and see if I can get sushi served

What do you gamble on?
Fights for me

whats the best sushi to ask for?

Honestly I just play the slot machines or roulette. My mom uses my card too so she builds it up

UM GUYS

Motive finally uncovered?

lel

salmon with avocado
>>>comped

>tfw the last thing you opened was a can of whoop ass comped by the CIA

He wasn't. Literally no one does on that scale. It was a ruse to hide wherever the money was actually coming from.