You're now the President of The United States

Pick 1 as your First Lady

Who is that babe on the left?

the one with the penis please

Trap called Bailey Jay. Not sure about the guy on the right.

Bailey, the more attractive of the two trannies.

Vanessa Hudgens

Settle down UK

IT IS A TRAP

The dark haired tranny has a fugly nose, but miss piggy is even more revolting then a mentally ill dude... what a world we live in

i have to choose i would go full JFK

haha gross they fugd

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An hero is what I choose, though Ms Piggy Jewess would be the choice if death isn't an option.

the other one

Bailey Jay and my first two executive orders are declaring traps gay and repealing gay marriage making our union invalid and booting her out of the white house. I still might nut in his butt a few times though

I'd have the one on the left bang the pig on the right

line trap all day erry day

Not fair having to choose between two jews.

i'd fuck Bailey tbqh

Execute the degenerate garbage on the left, begrudgingly welcome the piggie on the right as first lady.

Who would you fuck, the girl (man) on the left or the girl (pig) on the right?

Which option makes you more gay?

Her dick is too ugly bro. I would deepthroat her tho.

Well ones a kike....

Which one has the bigger life insurance policy payout?

Is this supposed to be a hard question?

I'd fuck a literal gorilla before I fuck miss piggy, so Bailey is the obvious choice.

Neither? I'd rather choose my dog for first lady
Fuck your rules OP, THIS HYPOTHETICAL is RETARDED and would NEVER napper.

with all honesty
I'd fuck the black hair
but would pick a male nigger for a First Lady
Cause people liked Obama XD

The answer was the skinny one with the nice hair, but that's not true anymore.

Bailey. I'm far from gay but I definitely have a thing for her/him.

>Pick 1 as your First Lady

Neither one of them are ladies

Will this work? I get points for diversity, right?

I'd choose to be single, then I can fuck all the interns I want and it doesn't matter.

that aint a trap thats an amubush

I'd fuck em both.

>I'd rather choose my dog for first lady
Canadian detected. Your proxy flag doesn't fool me.

Schumer, what you guys don't get is that she doesn't have a real personality,she always plays a bit whether is the cool girl the fat sjw etc etc,probably groomer by her uncle Chuck Schumer. She was nasty as hell at roasts and was basically untriggerable .

Bailey all fucking day
and night

bailey's my girl
all day every day every possible way

Would totally pick the tranny.

Valid point, be gay or an oinker boinker

shim don't look like that anymore.

is that shopped or were those two fags really in the same room together?

chick with a dick then I do pic related.

>far from gay
It's ok to admit you're a little gay buddy. We're all on the sexual spectrum somewhere.

yeah, he's getting fat, unfortunately

bailey seems pretty sane (aside from the obvious) so he's probably one of the few trannies we'll get to see grow old, I'm curious how it'll turn out, or whether he'll just kill himself like the rest in like 10 years

I'm still going for it

Miss piggy > tranny

The fat Jew. At least it has a pussy.

porky bailey is ok by me too

10/10

neither
family is just another tool to hurt you
the president should be single and never distracted

untouchable like elliot ness

Wow.
I would actually pick Bailey Jay here.
Wtf, OP?

When the fuck did linetrap visit a swine farm?

shoot them both in the head, marry and fuck hitler
wait, what was the question?

more like....

hard to imagine that the face on this body is particularly feminine, as niggers tend to look like monkeys

fuck, did John Waters start directing her videos?

>her
>his

Threads like these makes my dick hate /pol.

SOMEONE EXPLAIN PIC RELATED NOW

pretty much

I would be the first Prez with a pillow waifu.

>ywn feed bailey ice cream while she casually strokes you off

Two tranny Jews... I'll be elligable bachelor president instead

Why do people like Bailey so much? (S)he's ugly

I stick to fap

>milk and tiny pizza

Underrated

Gun to my head, I'd fuck the actual natural born female (kike pig Shumer). Then I'd cut my dick off

I was watching all the virgins on here fapping to a trap on baked alaskas stream the other day.

Any puss over a man's arse any day. Any less and you may as well be Swedish.

Michelle Obama? You're a bold man

Bailey when she was more trap and less trans

when dudes make better wives than women. What year is it?

As all protestants know you don't have to actually fuck your wife. At least with line trap you can have fun discussing Sup Forums together, or playing vidya.

Is there a photo of Bailey without make and all that shit?

fuckin hell, that's a good one.

BAILEY WHAT THE FUCK GROCE.

Ill pick the attractive dude. Not the ugly dude

Fuck it.. I'll take the hippo on the right, BUT I am putting her on a strict diet till she loses 50 pounds.

When a man looks more like a woman then you you know its bad

Birds for the former, your mates for the latter.

Let me tell you something about sodomy user, one of these days you're going to blow out your shitter, the doc will cut you open and spool out your sausage casing with a fishing rod and sow you up with butcher's twine like a pork roast. You think that's where it ends? Ha you wish! Because your intestines got sent to the dog food factory you have to get colostomy bag, and that's the end of your social life because you're literally full of shit and nobody wants to hang out with a guy that carries a bag of his own shit around with him. "Hey user" they'll say, "nice fanny pack, can you give me some gum or mints or whatever you've got in there?" But you won't be able to give them gum or mints, you'll have to open it and hand them a big slimy pile of shit, is that what you want? But that's not the worst of it! Because you're the shit guy people will start expecting you to take care of all of their other stinky shit, like they'll drop off baby skunks and garbage at your house and you'll have to take it, because what else are you going to do shit guy? Not take people's shit? Why would anyone hang out with your smelly shit carrying ass if you weren't going to take their shit for them?

Of course you could always fuck the poop hole while you search for houses near the sewage plant you sick bastard

The man would be more gay

Bailey. She wouldn't be the first first lady with fat cock tho.

Who's that blond guy next to Bailey?

Both

The girl on the left. No hesitation.

Bestiality is a crime, user.

>visiting Sup Forums turned me into a far right trad Catholic
>still get boners thinking about fucking a hot trap

Your copypasta is 4/10 clearly someone put effort into it but its too tryhard, there's plenty of other ways to gross out people on the topic of sodomy than that middle school tripe.

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he still has his penis

>fed by an anglo
We have to save this waifu!

Well, only one of them looks like Tharja from Fire Emblem

>them

Dudeeeee.... wtf I am gay now

I got this one the other day.

Obviously bailey jay, just think how many progressive points you’d get. You could get the left to blindly follow anything you said.

I already liked thick women and traps. Was I supposed to be disgusted by this?

Good job!