Be me

>be me
>get annoyed every time a euro poor calls me "burger"
>then realize ive literally eaten over 6 hambugers in the span of a week so far
oh no.....

> be me
> be american
> actually don't really like hamburgers

that was annoying the first 6 months or so, but honestly I like it now
would honestly like a clock that told the time in burgers and fries

^be me
^be American
^eat a burger a week
^made fun of by euros
^euros who brag about urinating like women

Oy vey

I like burgers. It makes sense. I don't like 'ameri-claps'. I don't get it.

You'll be one of the first to hang on the DOTR

Literally ate 4 burgers today and had 1 yesterday, the euros were right about us :(

Be a spic

> implying I'm a leaf
I'm not son i never had to endure that misfortune
I just don't really like hamburgers

I mean, burgers themselves aren't THAT unhealthy. Its the fries and the corn syrupy jew that make up the bulk of the calories

it's because right after 9/11, your plane passengers started clapping whenever their flight landed normally

S H A R T
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our love for burgers is actually fairly accurate

going to mcdonalds for some mcdoubles anyone want anything

Americlaps will clap after anything that doesn't end in tragedy
>Plane lands safely: claps
>Food not burnt: claps
>Sup Forums post gets a (you): claps

>tfw American and like burgers, but haven't eaten one in ages because I have formed and conform to a healthy diet, and the bread/condiments are always terrible for you.

If only there was burger-type bread that tasted decent enough and had a good protein to calorie ratio. Best I could think of right now is puri bread.

Supersize me

Get me some nugs.

>being offended by bantz
did you buy your tampons today

I love cheeseburgers not even gonna lie. Enjoy your vegan salad, eurocucks.

easily impressed dotard fatties

get me a McPoutine pls

fill up my gallon with pumpkin spice latte before the season ends

I've seen people clap after a movie in a theater before, which was surprising. I think the only time I've seen people clap for a plane landing was when I flew into SVO moscow

>be burger
>literally haven't eaten a burger in a month
Am I doing it wrong?

Does this mean that Canadians love leaves and Britbongs are always high?

>can't eat a burger now without thinking of the burger meme

>burger meme

It's the same with me. Steak is 10 times better, even chicken, pork and fish is better as long as it isn't ground into a pulp.

we do love maple. 'bong' refers to big ben's sound

>burgeralia

honestly we need to step our game up

Got a chart for Burritos and Matzah Balls?

Mcdonald and hamburgers are for degenerates

>be me
>american
>eats burgers
>loves burgers
>sages slide threads
>calls op a faggot

op is a faggot

Don't know if they have those in the US menu anymore, but get me a 1955 or a Big Tasty

kys

>tfw haven't had a burger in 2 days
>tfw 3 burgers in the fridge ready to reheat

I just got home from the American legion.

we sat around all night eating burgers, drinking cheap beer and telling war stories. lol.

>mfw family owns cattle farm
>mfw hand-raised free range beef
>on the cheap
>steaks are the bomb
>limitless ground beef
>literally give it away
>eat hamburgers for breakfast or as a snack
>i am king of the burgers
>i am burger king

I caught myself have two in one day as separate meals.
I didn't even realize how often I have them.

I'm jelly

Anyone else like pineapple on burgers?

i never used the term burger here. but i imagine it's not that much of an insult.
i'm also annoyed being called muhammed. please look up the differences between eastern and western germany. eastern germany is just 95% without migration background, ~25% voted afd in eastern germany, yet they only got 13% in whole germany. think about that.
western germany is where you have to look at.

no thats disgusting

this weekend I had a five guys one which was delicious
there's no beef like in the US

>I caught myself have two in one day as separate meals.
only two?

pleb

mcdonalds will make the entire world burgers. hardees, five guys, and red robin are good.

I got my jaw broken last saturday and had to receive surgery

when i'm healed im going to eat every fucking burger i can

instead of mayo or butter I have been cooking burgers and then taking the leftover oil and pouring it on the buns