"Hey user, could you please post in my thread?"

"Hey user, could you please post in my thread?"

Okay

never

Ok, best girl.

Okay where's your thread

Show some party tricks.

Emilia and Rem are Sup Forums new goddesses

GTFO Aqua

No.

Why?

get off my board you stupid kuso goddess
i wanted you to be good but you were not you were shit
go away

awful taste tebeaych

>Emilia

Fuck off stinky. I for one still like Aqua and I also like Rem

Useless goddess

Have a (you)

>Rem
Who?

Show me your butt, Aqua

Ram*. Onihole from Re: Zero. user is just too stupid to type a single name correctly.

駄 女 神
女
神

I don't think my post could fit.

Your fat, juicy ass takes up most of the thread space.

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damegami

Something that bothers me is that whenever I watch the intro, Aqua's breasts seem a little too bouncy.

I think she wears no undergarments, what a lewd goddess!

"Hey user, can you carry me home?"

Whorest goddess

Aqua-sama is cute. I want to protect her from bullies

Also I want to feel dat ass on my face. I bet her farts smell godley

sure

I don't think she can go to the bathroom user.

Where is the best girl? I want partner. I WANT TO WALK THE PATH OF EXPLOSIONS

Sure mate

Let me sniff your panties

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Even for a shit series you have shit taste in girls.

I loved it whenever she started to scream and cry to beg for something.

But she sounded like a horny chimp, user.

>Emilia

What the fuck

It was funny.

>Most anons in Sup Forums do not drink enough water, and when it's hot outside, they may need to drink even more.
>But getting anons to drink water can be a challenge. We spoke with medical experts, coaches, camp counselors and parents to find out how much water weabos should drink in the summer, and how adults can help make sure they're getting enough.
>The Institute of Medicine offers recommendations that anons ages 8 to 12 should drink about 2 quarts a day. That amount goes up as they get older, with 3.5 quarts a day recommended for teenage boys (including teenage boys that are pretending to be teenage girls) and 2.4 quarts a day for teenage girls. But that doesn't necessarily apply to anons who watch anime in hot poorly ventilated rooms.
Well user, have you remebered to drink enough water today?

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>hot poorly ventilated rooms
thanks for looking after me aqua sama, have a (You)

No, I am busy

Anything for my favorite Goddess of useless party tricks, may you forever be the life of the party

Worst girl, how can anyone possibly like her i have no idea.

No

Worst girl would be darkness though

Spoiler that shit! Jesus Christ user

I'll post in your thread with my dick if you know what I mean.

I would lick her ass clean.

Who is Rem?

what the actual fuck

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>Rem
Who?

>emilia

>cutest girl is irrelevant.

just wait for her to appear more in the anime, then hopefully we get more art of her

>Rem
I think you've misspelled Ram user

Now this is some weaboo shit

How is that even possible? Holy crap, thst shit's unnatural.

The Axis is evil. The Axis cultists are cancer.

Just for you

So I just started watching this today and Ruby is clearly best girl and my thoughts after watching the first couple of episodes are honestly this:

I hope S2 introduces new girls.

sure thing nigga

what the hell? is she okay?

Sure, nice, epik, I like it.

Fucking kill yourself mentally retarded Shit:Zero nigger

Don't you have a parasitical containment thread to go to?

Why is Aqua so dumb?

There is no reason to be so upset

>enter konosuba thread
>find autism: zero posts
Sup Forums has become hell

ok bb

This summer sucks. I'm pulling 4-5 quarts a day. I can't get enough of Aqua.

I want to rape Aqua.

Someone is mad.

she's drinking milk though

>Rem and Emilia

>rem

Damegami

Of course I can you good for nothing stupid goddess

post

purifies everything.

sure

10/10 would steal panties

>Emilia

Aqua a cute