Why is it that the UK has lost its power to the point that it's now not as influential as Germany?

Why is it that the UK has lost its power to the point that it's now not as influential as Germany?

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Because they temporarily ceded power to the EU.

They sit on their island, pretending to not just be northern France. Their smugness isolates them from cooperation, forcing everyone into Merkel's lap.

Who hurt you? An English nanny?

Loz, the whole world basically has to speak english now. Our power is absolute.

Only cuckolds bend to Germany and the western world has a LOT of cucks.

Truman ordered the UK to break up their Empire. Then the powers that be turned it into a Welfare State. The End!

Brain drain to the colonies and a shitty managerial class.

They've been weak since before WWII. Being on an island has actually helped them tremendously throughout history, but it's come to an end in the last 100 or so years.
The world speaks English because we do. If we had spoken pygmy, that's what we'd all be using today.

I still wouldn't say they're less influential than the g*rmans though

They ruled for 100 or so years (100-120). Thats cool, but its not even close to being the top score.

That was FDR not Truman

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Everything went to shit after WWII. What do you expect after 2 world wars and a tidal wave of third worlders at your doorstep? Fuck the EU as well.

Balfour declaration, Jerusalem is rightful British clay

>The world speaks English because we do.
Nope. English became the internationally language because of Britain and her colonies. The US was wet behind the ears.

Militarily more influential that Germany,

Economically about on Par.

it is though,we have a better army and london is the business capital of the world

Yes, the world speaks English because the English "conquered" bushmen around the world, that must be it.

England is now the unfortunate victim of the old Jew-Muslim double whammy.

Never apologise lads: youtube.com/watch?v=vmXddTvAkQ0

Simple. Brexit.

its actually through american mass media naked whore culture

but yea, i guess in the long term u'r responsible for them

>Militarily more influential that Germany
Yes
>Economically about on Par
Yeah... no

Hahaha, and why is it that YOU speak english you stupid burger...

You are still nothing but one of our colonies that we use to do our bidding around the world. Why spill pure english blood when we can use dumb worthless american blood.

Unfortunately for you, the opposite is true.

>"the world speaks English because we do"
>claiming to sustain the lingua franca because you put out shit TV shows

4/10, made me reply

Two huge wars killed our best men.
We let usa pc and liberalism take over, we copy anything from the USA whether it benefits us culturally or not. Viz rap music.
Black people and rap have nothing to do with white brits yet we slavishly listen to it.

You know I'm right, that's why you replied.

We're only one place behind you in GDP, Germany has a skilled labour force, but the economy is facing countless of challenges in the coming years ranging from the impact of Brexit to the refugee crisis.

>inb4 afuckingramp!

You have an extremely fragile economy that almost entirely relies on exports and no military. Modern day Germany is a joke.

What language are you speaking mate?

Sure as shit aint German.

kek

>bushmen
Speak for yourself nigger. My ancestors were white when the sailed to the colonies.

The UK has undoubtedly won the culture wars.. also

1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy

1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.

1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.

1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.

1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.

1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide

1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.

1953: Francis Harry Compton Crick invents DNA. No one else understands. (James Watson was a cuck that liked to watch)

1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and Sup Forums, all in one afternoon.

1997: Wing Commander Andy D. Green OBE, Uses superior British engineering to become the fastest man on earth, smashing the Land speed record by more than 100km/h

2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.

2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen

2016: In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again

lmao

>My ancestors were white when the sailed to the colonies

>My ancestors were white

>were white

>were

>invent democracy

2nd sentence i stopped reading

and i speak english because of the american computer games

thx for kek thou

This.

All money went to Asia and they have their own laundry banks. So nothing for the uk to do anymore.

all polish cities

99% white
1% afraid
0% parcel

Says the mongoloid

not entirely true really now is it senpai

>joins world war one late, claims it won it all
>joins world war two late, claims it won it all
>Europe develops multiple languages originating before recorded history
>born in 1776, thinks it invented it

Can you imagine being this delusional?

Have another (you)

General British satire

Also tell me which games you play and I can tell you why they are British

10/10

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I thought the romans invented democracy; also don't put a comma in front of an "and"

Nothing wrong with the Polish, I'm sorry to see you guys leave

why does no one ever remember truro?
truro is a city :(

>economically on par
KEK.

>I speak english because of American computer games.
>Americans speak English.
>Americans were English.
>learns to English from former English men.

You are welcome dumb polack.

Truman...and Eisenhower to a lesser degree. FDR was dead.

English is a mongrel language that easily adapts and retains intelligibility across variations. Thats why its the lingua franca.

Its not because English are powerful. If anything, we are all Roman slaves because we use the Latin alphabet.

Pajeet speaks English because his 50+ languages country needs a common tongue.

German industry has benefited the most from EU protectionism against overseas competition, and the UK transitioned towards a more service based economy. The latter is more susceptible to long-term shocks such as a vote to leave a trading bloc because it was fucking up the country in question's culture and society.

Also, because the web of German influence runs deeply into most European countries they have more say on the rest of them. Britain has always been slightly marginalised by continentals and only sought to intervene where it affects the balance of power on the continent.

Influence basically means getting other people to listen to you, and the UK is currently the most unpopular country in Europe - despite everything that countries like Greece and Hungary have done to upset things. The UK voted to leave their club, arguing it had gone far beyond its purpose. The other members don't like being told that their club is shit.

The only real problem with all of this is that the special relationship between the UK and US is a farcical lie, and with the UK turning away from Europe and more towards the US, there will be no reciprocity. Americans don't give a shit about the UK on the whole nor give us any special consideration whatsoever. Despite everything we've done for the U.S the President will still phone Angela Merkel instead and go straight over our heads, because we are not a real partner. Just a stooge.

Kek. Calm down, lad.

Because muh free kernow, you cunts are as bad as the scots.

On the whole you are right.

However, Pajeet has Hindi–Urdu as his common language, its just useful for him to have English as well to work in a call centre.

Blimey, hes done gone got his knickers in a twist...

>Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.

OK that got me. Hearty kek.

You're still not an american
Get over it

Because Germany rebuilt themselves after the war whilst we sat on our arses telling ourselves how great we are.

What country do Finns like the most on average?

Turing was a massive faggot who let street urchin fuckbois ransack his top-secret-filled flat just cuz he couldnt jack it off.

A fucking ramp.

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Because they just assume they are still the BRITISH EMPIRE and have done nothing to actually maintain it, causing it to rot away

No we aren't, the scots have haggis we have pasty's and one is much more edible than the other.

>rebuilt themselves

No. America rebuilt them with Marshall Aid money. The greatest irony in history is that losing the war was the best thing to ever happen to Germany. The original plan was to turn them into an agricultural, rural nation, but the United States instead decided to pour money into them and turn them into a powerful buffer state against the communists in Eastern Europe. America betrayed France and Britain by giving massive support to their old enemy, and the worst thing is that the French, after having their shit kicked in multiple times by Jerry from 1870 onwards, are now the biggest cucks of Germany on the continent.

A Frenchman from 1930 would be staggered at what has happened to the European continent. After 300 years of trying to stop one continental country becoming too powerful, with American support Germany has basically done it without a fight.

>parcel

fucking jej

anglos speak english
anglos were saxons
anglos were normans
anglos were romans

ur game is too easy

thats why i played the american ones

>Germany rebuilt themselves

Ever heard of the Marshall Plan?

Good thing the British didn't gave up British pound and replaced it with (((Euro))) from EU banks, that I respect

That faggot isn't Finnish. It's some anglokike sitting at the British Embassy.

kek

Britain got more Marshall Aid money than Germany but pissed it all up the wall whilst Germany used it sensibly. The fact is that Germans are just smarter and harder working than we are. That's why they managed to take on the whole world during the war whilst we ran away at Dunkirk and hid for a few years waiting for the Russians to fight them.

The lick the balls of anything British. They like american culture but its to niggerfied for them really - they are quite racist deep down. Also like germans but too ashamed to admit it openly due to da war and all that.

FunFact: England was at war with Finland the longest out of all countires in world war 2, basically due to an administartion fuck up. We kind of forgot about undeclaring war on them. All a technicality though, due to them siding with the great hilter.

This.

>The fact is that Germans are just smarter and harder working than we are.

What kind of self hatred is this?

germany getting cucked by roaches, neither germany nor the german people will exist in 100 years, also muh reich lost all lands to poland and nein colonies

the proxy kind

The UK is OK but its main problem is pakis, pajeets and poles, all of them must be deported.

It's reality. Otherwise how did Germany manage to smash France and chase Britain away? Two major empires couldn't do shit to stop them.

>Has to list his accomplishments like a nigger
You're an embarrassment. You'd have better luck converting to Judaism than attempting to operate a nuclear sub.

because they are chavs like most of this board, or useless neets

Well Soviet Russia sure did

How could someone be so pathetic and snivelling?

>Britain got more Marshall Aid money than Germany

No shit. We'd just bankrupted ourselves and pimped ourselves out to the U.S for years.

>pissed it all up the wall whilst Germany used it sensibly

Pure nonsense.

>Germans are just smarter and harder working than we are.

A complete meme. That's like saying that the Japanese are "just" smarter and harder working than we are. That isn't employment works other than a hilariously surface level.

>That's why they managed to take on the whole world

Idiot. I just assume you're a Wehraboo Jerrybag Neo-Nazi.

>whilst we ran away at Dunkirk

Idiot. The French army was on the verge of complete collapse after only a month of fighting.

>hid for a few years waiting for the Russians to fight them.

Are you from some alternate timeline where WW2 1940-1944 didn't happen? Or are you just that uninformed about your own country's history.

I assume this is a frog with a proxy.

You're deluded if you think Germany is more influential on a global scale. With our military power, and our ability to project it and mobilize it faster than almost everyone else, we are a global military power, with nukes that can strike anywhere in the world might I add.

Our culture and media is second only to the US in terms of its influence and power, and our ability to influence the global economy is inferior only to the US and China.

Germany only gives he illusion of power, its like the guy compensating for a small dick and shot performance in bed with a large car.

>Ywn gun down chinks and then sell them drugs which are illegal in your own country
>Ywn sip a gin and tonic whilst a beautiful Indian princess fans you in the summer heat
>Ywn build a railway from Cairo to the Cape
>Ywn trick Jews and Palestinians into fighting for you before carving up the middle east with your oldest rival leading to eternal instability in that region
>Ywn go on holiday with the army and mow down Zulus with machine guns
>Ywn set up concentration camps in Africa for white people
>Ywn get a monopoly on diamonds and pretend they are really rare before making a shit tone of cash money from them
>Ywn fire bomb cities before putting their leaders on trail for war crimes
>Ywn pay euros to fight other euros before defeating the greatest general of history in his last battle and claiming all the credit and ignoring the German support
>Ywn con Redmen into selling land for beads
>Ywn be beaten by Germany at football every time except for 1966 and it doesn't matter anyway because two world wars and one world cup doo dah
>Ywn stop halfway through landing on a D-Day beach to have a cup of tea with a tank crew
>Ywn exterminate an entire continent before replacing them with shit posting criminals
>Ywn take food from starving Paddys and Pajeets
>Ywn bomb civilians and sink neutral ships in Denmark
>Ywn kill Maori then make them play rugby for you
>Ywn destroy Franco-Spanish fleets and then claim dominion over the sea
>Ywn obliterate your own allies fleet at port
>Ywn have the largest Empire in history
>Ywn usher in the greatest period of human history from 1815 to 1914 and have it named after your nation
>Ywn never be the legit pantomime villain of history yet rewrite it portraying yourself as the good guy every time

Sure feels good being Anglo lads.

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The UK must consist of the native British, a bit of the rich Russians and the rich Chinese, a bit of smart Jews and some Irish. Pakis, poles, pajeets shitskins must be deported and it will be the true master race posh state.

Only read the first two and last two achievements.
Went from inventing democracy and gravity to sports and movies.

Those pesky europeans starting problems again aye? Send in the Prince.

After you invade Sweden and purge the Somali rapists.

We are more influential than Germany.

I enjoy how every year there's some article saying 'Germany is the new world leader' after Brexit and Trump... but it never happens. Germany doesn't have the balls to stand up to the bar.

Better watch yourself cracker ass. Prince anglo will hurt you.

Don't forget that time we got more Gold medals than China.

pic related

>Ywn build a railway from Cairo to the Cape
feelsbad

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