Criticising a book you haven't even read

>criticising a book you haven't even read

Atheists, plz.

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>praising a book you haven't even read

Catholics, plz.

>reading a book as big as the bible on a screen the size of a hamster.
That's like trying to fit an adult horse dick in your mouth

tell me about it

Classic example, atheist always lie about the Bible

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But their bishops and priests will interpret it for them :^)

>Defending a book when you've only read shitty translations

Bitch come back when you've read it in high greek

>high greek
Aramaic and Ancient Hebrew

Actually most of the new testament was originally written in koine greek.

Hebrew texts of some of the NT books have been found

> Hey man you've gotta read this book!
> Oh yeah what happens in it?
> Uhhh uhh ... I don't want to spoil anything!
> Oh that good is it? How many pages is it?
> Oh... it's one thousand two hundred
> Dude, I'm not going to read something that long if you can't explain why it's worth reading, I've got a life to lead
> BECAUSE IT'S YOUR SALVATION REEEEE

Everytime.
If God was perfect he would've put all we needed to know at the top of a mountain, or forced a spirit vision on us at age forty or something. Illiteracy rates alone are evidence enough of the fallibility of the Bible.

i've read alot of that evil book but am not atheist

Went to church every Sunday for like 13 years, and I've read the bible probably 3-4 times.

I don't believe most Christians even read it.
>jews are the chosen people user we must respect them ;3
>did you hear user!? they found a new book contradicting unpopular parts of the original bible in the popes library! I guess we can start praising kings and tyranny again.
>Forgive your imminent murder everyone, no need to take arms and defend yourself, just forgive everyone before they rape and pillage all you know

All throughout history, and wrong.

>Niggers believing in fairy tales
Color me surprised

Reminder that the bible permits the eating of food sacrificed to pagan idols or false gods. Thus it is ok for christians to eat halal meat. Know your book

I've read it. Pretty much cover to cover.

I didn't like the ending. It's in my fiction section.

Who hasn't read most of it? It's monstrously dull. All the stories either make no bloody sense or teach terrible lessons or both. Its just a terrible book of jew nonsense

Agreed, I read Harry Potter just so I could properly shit talk their ideology.
Now I understand the athiest mind set in full.