Poo in loo arrived to my house uninvited and is now picking his eye buggers in my sitting room and flicking it on the...

>poo in loo arrived to my house uninvited and is now picking his eye buggers in my sitting room and flicking it on the floor

kick it out?

why did you let it in?

We're very polite here

Help me Sup Forums. How do I get himout without being rude?

Ask him if he can POO IN LOO.

>Hey kumar did you know there's a discount at the local PC hardware store today? Everything's 50% off
t. Kumar

"My friend, I must warn you! The bog witch will return soon, thirsty for poo blood! You must flee before she arrive-- Oh no! She's here!!"

Just blow him up or something, you cunts are good at that.

sounds gross. get it THE FUCK OUT. NOW

Oh no Sup Forums he's telling me he's running for prime minister.

cook him a steak.

Ask it if there's any resemblance.

Is it your PM?

Hol Lee fook

This is how you spend quints?

Tell him you have plans and he's gotta go home.

You'll take your migrants and like them, Paddy.

He knows I don't have plans.

If you kill him and nobody learn about it, then you were never rude.

Be rude.

In my US state that would be considered a home invasion and i would be within my rights and legally obliged to shoot his streetshitting ass

Wasted

Sooner or later he's gonna have to take a shit, just lock up as soon as he walks out the door.

Too bad I already made the joke

Tell him you support Pakistan /Australia in cricket

Tell him 'mandir vaha nai banega'

Tell him Congress is your favorite Indian party

Show him a picture of a toilet and he'll run away for sure, also why so many non whites in Ireland? What the hell happened to you Paddy?

M8, those digits! You could've put em to good use!

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Is that poo-speak for "show bobs?"

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Tell him you are going to cook beef.

No
t. Paki

Now they're in my thread

SOMEONE [ETHNIC] IS IN MY HOUSE

poltics to a potatonigger..

What if he is a Muslim or a christian, though

We don't want padi to have an accident Lathi charge against him

Quick post toilets

Take a pic and show us.

If he is any of those Dalit people please kick him out and dispose off the utinsles he touched

He doesn't know why I'm taking this pic

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Wow now you need to post tits

SHOW VEGENE!!!

Trash.

lol how can you just let somebody walk into your house?
like wtf, in America I would pull out my gun and tell the dude to get the fuck out of my house and off my property.
Why are you so cucked?

I don't like murdering people. Forgive them for they know not what they do, let he who has not sinned cast the first stone etc

Ahahahahahqhaha fucking dalit pieces of shit, the truest shitskin there is. Venkata (venk) nalluri must die

who said anything about murdering anybody?
the gun is literally there to make sure if he chimps out when you make him leave that you can defend yourself.
its your fucking house, he doesnt pay for it, he doesnt fix it when shit breaks, he doesnt pay the taxes.
kick him the fuck out. or stay a less then beta fuck and let him steal your shit.

>someone came into my house uninvited
>i don't want them to be here
>i can't ask them to leave, it would be rude

What kind of cucked faggotry is this?

This is life in civilisation

BITCH LASAGNE

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this is the most cucked bitch I have ever seen.

Every girl you've ever fucked would pick me over you.

tell him you have toilet witches

lol, doubt it, pussy.
im 6'4" with a masters in computer science and can bench 2 plate for 10.
judging by your little bitch hands you are a frail little twig.
and judging by how you are currently the biggest cuck I have ever heard of, no female would come near your gynomastia.

but seriously, uncuck yourself if you have any self respect.

I'm 6'2 240 pounds.

you just confirmed that Im stronger and bigger than you.
you are either lying and a twig, or just a fatty with gyno

regardless, stay cucked you pussy.
You literally let somebody walk into your house and you wont make them leave because you are hyper cucked.

tell him to show bob and vagana

Hypercucked? Mate, your country is disgusting and miserable. You stand every morning for your shitty anthem like a bunch of Shitler youth. I have a far more robust understanding of freedom than the cucks in the so-called land of the free.

>masters in computer science
Are you stupid or just a walking meme?

Tell me your name so I know whose grave to spit on when you get shot in a Burger King.

Give it one minute to leave. Then call cops.

Make some plans. It takes 1 second to make plan.

>quints
>didn't even bother to post some original content.
Oh Comon man

show him your bathroom

K he's gone. I bored him away by watching nothing but infowars.

you sound like a wanker

This I won't deny.