How a girl redpilled me, learnt my fucking lesson

>At uni, use tinder to find girl because bored
>Things get heated over text, tell her I'm coming over to bang
>Go over, she doesn't look as hot as her pictures but oh well I'm horny
>"oh user you look hotter in person" - Taking me to her room
>Her flat mates are giggling at me as I awkwardly wave and enter her bedroom with her
>Get straight to it
>Go down on her, she doesn't make any move to stop me, she has a massive bush, fml I can't just stop what I've started. Manned up and ate her puss for a bit. (Can't believe she didn't shave before I came over, I took like an hour)
>Tells me to use a condom, I think this is a good idea and am way ahead of her, think nothing of it, it must just be her being responsible and not wanting a babby?
>as we fuck the condom breaks, she says its fine keep going, she is on the pill
>I keep going till I finish on her face
>lay for a bit talking about uni
>say I need to get going
>"oh user please don't hate me, there is something I should have told you. I have herpes. It is in recession right now so you should be fine, but i just wanted to let you know. I really like you user. can we meet up again?
>my stomach tightens up like a knot and I tell her she should have told me before hand
>"but user you won't have fucked me if I had"
>DAM RIGHT I WOULD NOT HAVE
>leave her and head home
>she is texting me that she is so sorry, etc
>wash my body with so much soap when I get home, for the next hour I am researching herpes, how it is incurable, that you should know in a month if you have it
>go get checked, ALL CLEAR FUCK YES THAT YOU GOD I LEARNT MY LESSON

Are girls like this for real?? How can we stop people from doing this? it should be illegal!

I've only fucked 8 girls in my life, shes fucked like 90+ apparently, and I thought 8 was too many...

I need me a relationship, no more hookups for this guy.

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>Her flat mates are giggling at me
That was a warning in itself.

Yeah looking back on it you are probably right

> Thought 8 was too many.

You might be gay.

What about that latent period?

Also, bush was there to cover visible sores. Sorry bro, that shit will come up sometime soon, actual levels of the virus were too small to be picked up by blood test. That will change tho.

you are scaring me user :(

Doesn't that count as rape?

Sounds like another case of the Pill + SSRI combo.

Isn't it nice how many women in the UK are basically left to brainrot on this shit?

M8, herps can hide for years, even with tests.
You're fucked.
Also don't go into hook-up culture, that's how you ruin your fucking body and makes sure you only get sluts for the rest of your life.

If it has been longer than 12 days, you’re likely good.

cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes-detailed.htm

this is why I'm a virgin

this happened about 5 months ago

was just thinking about the experience again because she texted me today, thought id share what happened

Can you sue over this shit?

Blog this somewhere else
Sage

No it's not

*tips fedora*

>tinder
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Don't go on a trash site and complain about finding trash women.

believe me I don't have my account anymore

Not sure haven't checked

I seem to be fine so not sure it would be worth it anyway, If I have it then I would if you can

No hes just not a degenerate who fulfills his base animal instincts haseed

Good on you, mate. There ARE still good women out there, you just gotta find them.

Not in California

>fucked a complete stranger
>got da herp

>how could this have happened?!

fuck off you stupid faggot, you shouldnt have fucked a roasty in the first place

I'm sure it's got to at least be some form of sexual assault especially in the UK

Solid advice for everyone. 2:50 onwards. Ignore the bullshit before then.

youtu.be/71TWUG-XMOk

Block her number idiot

I hate western society.

Most people have herpes of the mouth. It's not harmful and if it's in recession it's not transmissible.

>hes fucked like 90+ apparently

She WOT?

>herpes addled slut

I mean, I guess that explains it.

Seriously though, that's fucked. I'm sorry to hear about it. Right on about not getting into hookups anymore, you're also gunna want to get tested again sometime in the next year or so even without symptoms. Viral infections are some nasty shit and it could be a while before you're entirely out of the woods.

the combination of SSRI's and the pill with women was the biggest mistake of all mankind.

>get into relationship
>she asks what you want for dinner
>give wrong answer
>all the answers were wrong all along, it was a trap
>"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY NEEDS I NEED SPACE"
>she goes on Tinder and gets herpes
>she doesn't tell you and lets you fuck her without a condom
>your dick asplode
>"But user, you wouldn't have stayed with me if I told you I cheated!"

All roads lead to Rome, my friend.

putting your mouth on a tinder woman vagina...

Can you show us what she sent you?

I should elaborate - a huge percentage of the population get "cold sores," which is herpes of the mouth. It almost never flares up though and it can't be transmitted unless you do stuff while it's flared up.

Genital herpes is different. But you can't contract it if it's in remission. It pops up randomly throughout a person's life. Good news is, herpes isn't deadly or anything.

This isn't how herpes works. If you have it for a few months, you will show antibodies on a blood test. There are no "levels of virus." The test doesn't check for virii, it checks for antibodies.

>using Tinder for quick fuck
>not even knowing that people keep that kind of shit away for quick fuck

Congratulation! You are a degenerate!

can you post her pic so i can masturbate please?

>condom breaks but she says keep going

Mmmmmnope

I am having a transit stop in Thailand next week and herpes is one of the main reasons why i dont want to fuck a hooker

Is it possible to get herpes as a kissless virgin or was I just unlucky with acne?

>you can't contract it if it's in remission
Also wrong. The level of STD knowledge on Sup Forums is exactly where you'd expect it to be. It is impossible to tell when someone with herpes is contagious. Valtrex makes it very unlikely that you'll spread it, but it's not 100%

Congratulation faggot. How does herpes taste like ? Kek

If you tested immediatly you could still have it... you need to get tested like 6 months after for the test to viably test if you contracted it.

I can never understand men who would go down on a loose stranger.

My brother I've been with 42 women and I hate it. I feel like it's going to affect a happy life with one partner.

Why would you go down on a woman who would fuck a stranger? Gross.

Not really. Many good women exist, my wife is one of them.

I’ve slept with someone with herpes countless times. Still don’t have herpes. If she isn’t having an outbreak odds are you’re fine. That or I’m somehow immune to disease.

She still should have told you either way. Because that’s incredibly fucked up.

I fucked 8 and I didn't get herpes.

>Just genital warts

>Tinder
My friend got warts from a girl there
I deleted it the next day

>tells me to use a condom, think its a good idea cause pregnancy

How about wrapping your shit so you dont catch anything you nincompoop? Of course its a good idea but not because she said it was. Did you learn nothing?

I hope she's pregnant. You're one dumb son of a bitch dude. Got I love people being stupid.

Tried out tinder. Start talking to this girl. She tells me shes into rough sex. Complains that the last guy she fucked choked her out till she passed out. I tell her shes a stupid bitch that shouldnt be telling anonymous men that shes into rough sex and expecting to not be hurt. Delete tinder and move on with my life.

Modern western women are finished. MGTOW or go eastern euro chick.

Are you starting to understand why we hate women?

i was going to anyway, i was just surprised she said anything, the girls i have been with in the past dont say anything

This. It's a good way to get throat cancer as well via hpv transmission.

Some STD's can get you even if you use a condom, through the skin in the crotch area. like genital warts as I learned in Thailand.

not worth it imo

how is this politics/?
>>>r9k

File assault charges OP.

True, I knew a chick who got chlamydia by someone she met on tinder. Another got raped.

>uses tinder
>fucks random stranger from tinder
>cries about stds
>whines about sluts (even though sluts are the only girls who would fuck a complete stranger)
Lel. You had it coming. Good luck getting a gf, but honestly once a degenerate, always a degenerate. You'll get bored and fuck more herpes-sluts in a month or two.

Well, yeah, I blame lacking sex education. I literally thought condoms made me immune to STDs.

are you saying you have herpes or something?

what the fuck is this fuck off

This!
Not beeing horny 24/7 or just having sex with one partner keeps your mind clear

Not much better than putting your mouth on a homeless mans infected ballsack

Some of those girls are really good people who know on some level that's not the right way to live
But you have to actually want to be saved, that's the problem. Letting yourself fall into a saviour complex with damaged women is not a good idea.

sue that bitch jesus christ

THIS

The moral of the story is that all of the women are human compost. Multiple girls watched for entertainment as you potentially contracted an incurable STD.

I think you should go back under the guise of having an actual date with a nefarious plan to infect them all with herpes.

I can't even imagine a woman on SSRI's and the pill

How is that legal?

That's like x10 crazy level

>r9k
because part of the discussion is about whether it should be illegal to do this (not tell someone you dont have stds before you fuck)

nice LARP.

Any non-virgin would know it's complete BS

You CAN be born with it if your mother has it, but I think it's pretty rare. Sure your mother don't have it? Maybe she transmitted it via kiss sometime.

Also, genital herpes is not oral herpes, you won't get genital herpes from kissing and you won't get oral herpes from fucking (esxept oral sex of course, I think).

>Freaking out about herpes
Bruh...

Degenerate, you ate her gunt on the first encounter and tinder?!

this

If she moans, it's because she knows you're tasting and ingesting the nigger cum from earlier that morning (and not because she likes the way it feels).

thats what you get for fucking whores.

Um, no sweetie, rape is PENIS + PRIVILEGE therefore only white men can commit rape, and they do it every time they have sex with a female.

God, it's like you're all uneducated on POL :^)

No, you can't redeem whores.

How long time after the encounter did you get tested? Might take a while before the degeneracy festers enough to show

Just tell everyone at your school that she has herpes. Shame her publicly for being a lying cunt

But do it casually, like "yeah so jane doe didn't tell me she had herpes until after we fucked. I got checked and I'm clean though"

>mfw I somehow managed to dodge chlamydia from some tinder skank

Deleted that app right after that date

That's what you get for being a degenerate and actually participating in hook up culture like tinder. You are such a slave to your penis you put your health at risk to satisfy it.

>going down on one night stands
>2017

If you want to give oral to a girl but aren't sure about her, just slide your body down so your head is groin-level. If she has roastie flaps or a bad smell or something, just finger her while you nibble at her stomach or hips. Perfect dodge

t. Not a virgin

Dumped tinder and got a wholesome Honduran girl

>got redpilled by a girl
lmao stopped reading there
lmao jk I didn't stop reading
lmao you sorry sack of shit go bash her head in then sink your bloody island
SINK IT

yeah but you can take a pill and the clap goes

>not fingering before oral
>not feeling produce before buying
>not test driving before buying
>not research area comps for a home before buying

This should teach you a great bit about testing/demonstrations, my man

Your wife probably isn't a tinder woman

No. It's on you to prevent getting STD's, just use condoms ffs and don't keep going if it breaks (what the fuck, how retarded can one be)

You got what you wanted using tinder: a slut. And guess what you degenerative idiot, sluts are diseased cunts!
Lets hope that she gave you herpes, because that is what you deserve for being a degenerate "muh dick" idiot.

Herpes doesn't take a month to "show up," OP. You'll know within a few days, likely. A burning sensation throughout your groin area. Sorry, OP. Good news is that's it's very treatable. Not "cureable," but treatable. Look up Vacyclovir pills. You'll need to see a doc. One pill a day. I should know. I caught herpes from an escort.

True.

Dat anarchist pussy stank

Hollywood glorifies sexual degeneracy.
Monogomy is more rewarding

You didn't use a condom? Did you tell her she gave you herpes?

Good for you!

This guy gets it

Always test drive the goods before you buy it...thorough test drive could be a life saver my man

Was her name Miki? It sounds like a girl I know who gets "too drunk" to tell the guys she sleeps with that she has herpes.