Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?

>flat as a washboard
>perfect

You havin a giggle, OP?

>she

Wouldn't this hurt pretty badly?

Loki is a dude.

Nice 8's Lok.

Flat is justice.

She has a huge ass.

Perflat

In a good way more than likely

That man should stop wearing women's clothing.

Flat isn't justice when you are a weasel.

Desu???

But he looks cute in them.

That's not Freya

Not really. Some thongs are made to be worn high on the hips and she isn't pulling the strap up, just to the side so at most she would feel it press against her right hip a little.

Thick thighs, thick ass, cute hips, chest is still shown to be soft.

Not really missing much buddy.

Whenever I see a body of such proportion, explained by this good user here , my natural reaction isn't to have my balls shoot up into my stomach as I blow the load to end all loads; a load that not only drains me physically, mentally and spiritually, but reveals the very fabric foundation of our collective reality, bestowing upon me eldritch truths and secrets the universe has tucked away. Everything has become clear, and in such a moment of ecstasy, my mind fades and I fall back; euphoria has claimed me.

No, what I really want to do is bite into that succulent plump flesh and tear away with my teeth. Such a ripe body has to be treated like the true delicacy it is, and in order to reap the most nutrients, has to be ingested raw.

wow, cringe much

>loki
>plump anywhere
>not a completely flat unattractive stick

the worst part about this is her height
flat is only justice for the small and cute

this is a lanky man-woman who would probably be more attractive with a dick.

gay

She wears thongs

Why are people completely ignoring her ass

I like to picture Danmachi's Loki like Marvel's Loki who is both male and female.

She is the nicest ass in anime

she has no ass
lack of ass is okay for small cute girl, but she is too long

You wouldn't fuck this.

I'd go after lilli first

Perflat body type. For real Patrician mens.

I absolutely would, so hard she'd open her eyes properly.

In Mystical Detective Loki he's a smug shota who is really a smug teenager

>eyes open
>dick explodes

Worth it.

So much that I would be shooting out blanks after cumming so much

Who?

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I would probably fuck anything with a hole.

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You think too highly of my standards.

This is a good reason.

If Loki were Bellri's god, I wouldn't mind the blatant OTP writing.