Is it okay to give your mum a cheeky squeeze on the arse?

Is it okay to give your mum a cheeky squeeze on the arse?

My mum fucking wishes I'd do that shit. Some people are just sick in the head.

It is of course the Oedipal fantasy that dad should be removed from the picture. Thanks, Mom.

No.

Only in Australia.

Of course it is.

Yes, but it's much more natural to want mummy's milkies.

Only if your mom is a 50+ year old cigarette-smoking, TV Guide-collecting post menopausal cow

In Australia, do you guys really touch your mothers down under? I've heard about this being pretty common down there. Moms and sons being really physically intimate with each other.

Gonna say no, even as a joke grabbing your mums arse is just creepy.

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my mom does it to me

but there is nothing sexual about it

not in her mind

You have no idea how bad it can be here, almost Japan-tier. Mums ask their adult sons to sleep in their beds, apply tan on their naked bodies, "accidentally" walk in the bathroom every fucking day, and try to scare away potential girlfriends. It's like they're just real fucking jealous of all other women and want to keep their son as their pet or something. I have no idea why it happens but it's EXTREMELY COMMON.

Your mom lusts after you? lol

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I heard that goes down in Japan? It's traditional for their mom to take their virginity and to train them for their first wife?

At least that's how it was done in the age of the samurai.

MOOAAARRR!!1!

So a typical bogan Mom.

Slapping your mom's ass - funny
Grabbing your mom's ass - creepy

I knew there was a reason we sent you to that island

GOD

DAYUM!

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who dat?

Do milk

Pic of your mom ass hurry up

100% accurate

yes I fucking hate it. kissing your kids on the mouth is the absolute worst. my brother and sister still kiss my mum on the mouth, they are 10 and 21. when I was a kid I used to spit at her because dad taught me about consent, and I never used to give any.

Wew

Fucking Australians

Maybe in Australia.

jap moms straight give blowjobs to sons for passing exams. its incomprehensible

wtf?

>can you grab your mum's ass?
only if you're fucking her

Maybe it's because you might get bitten by some spider step, on a stonefish or any of the other ways you can drop dead in that death trap of a country.

Who's the girl, user?

Mommy milkies

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no she's just a typical "dolting mother" it's culturally accepted here. However I think it's severe mental illness.

what's wing with her nip

I dont believe this

No, read Leviticus 20

Where the fuck do you hear this shit?

can't be true

the fuck is wrong with you? pizza deserves at least a nice slow french kiss.

jesusu christu

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

My thought exactly.

I heard it on Howard Stern years ago.

look up the stats, nobody has died from a stonefish in 7 years. last time I picked one up I just bled for a few hours.

Did you really need to post this on Sup Forums too?
Aussie rangeban when?

>her nipple starts muttering at you