Last year, sold my lower-middle market business for $52m (about 3.5x EBITDA). I don't have any children or wife and want to be remembered before I die.
I was thinking about buying a famous degenerate "art" pieces and burning them. I would film the entire burning process, provide proof it is the original, and post it on youtube.
Could I get in trouble for this? Can the government arrest me because its politically incorrect?
Also, how many of you would like this?
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Unless you were burning a Pollack piece or something, literally only extreme retards would care. Seems like a waste of money but more power to you if this is really the most effective way to make yourself happy.
Pics or gtfo
post a pic of your car collection or I won't believe you
I don't think that would be particularly memorable, and you'd by and large be viewed as a chump.
>I want to be remembered before I die.
Well doing the same shit that my local museum does every week is a surefire way not to get remembered.
Go build a better scramjet or something.
>destroying art/culture/history regardless of its message or content
Literal sandnigger. Kill yourself, you are a worthless human being and will be remembered as nothing.
>Could I get in trouble for this? Can the government arrest me because its politically incorrect?
fuck no it's your own damn property
the only thing that could happen is you burning it in an unsafe area or some shit
can you teach me not to be a neet op iam holding some btc but i don't know if its going to make it to 500k/c
Buy a top-level domain and give it to Anglin.
I've got an idea
Hear me out
Give me your money
Then skip the buying part and become a world reknown art vandal. Like full on spray paint the mona lisa shit.
I'll feed you your money through ridiculous seed accounts to keep the cops off your trail
All you need to do is go rape a painting and cum on it. You will be "The Art Fucker"
Show me yo lambo, show me your 50.000 dollar watch, show me your ice, show me dem sneaker closet mang, show me dem spinning wheels boi, show me comped pussies playbai
Or just put a bounty of 2k to every nigger kid dead.
Honestly - donate to charity. Do it because of your karma. You will create merit for future lifes. I mean it 100% seriously.
Some rich people waste all their merit and are reborn in lower realms after they die, while it could've been easily avoided by donating to charity and helping others.
Have you seen Pollock's paintings?
Buy the Lenin Statue in Seattle, we'll take care of the rest.
You sir got robbed?
Why would you sell it for 3.5x ebitda when industry benchmark valuation for your business go for 5-7x ebitda?
It's like the lamest thing you could do, but I don't have any other advice. Would be cooler if you burned the actual money or something.
Sage
you could go to Vegas and get everything(even $1000 of sushi because it's obvious you don't work at Taco Bell) comped then kill 58 people to be remembered
This will only be funding degenerate art!
slow and dying business
I got lucky with 3.5
Help white ppl have more kids.
money could be better spent on political causes, you don't have enough money to burn actual famous art works.
I don’t believe you OP
And why do it now? You’ve probably got decades to go until you die
Please
OH please!
Can you purchase properties in super liberal/lefty neighborhoods and rent for cheap to ghetto black people?
Make them sign waivers and hire a film crew and make it a reality show for bonus points
Post a pic of your ladyboy sex slave with timestamp or fuck off.
Why don't fund good art instead?
buy Sup Forums
you will be famous for empowering nazis and shit
Can you buy me an i7-8700k?
I will remember you for a long time if you did that.
>I don't have any children or wife and want to be remembered before I die.
I gotchu senpai
>wasting precious resources on degenerate art, instead of doing something useful
You need to beat Stephen Paddocks high score if you want to really be remembered.
>he doesn't know modern art is a money laundering scheme
If you're white, father lots of white children before you die.
That would be cool.
I'd buy sjws and make pornos with them.
Well find some fucking harlot to make a bunch of white babies with, user.
How about giving the money to a red pilled charity and then "clean the streets" before you die
This will only increase the value of modern art
thats right i'm actually hugh hefner and now i want to burn degenerate art.
is that a girl you fucked ?
Any point on the art or heritage itself is moot, the white man preserves culture, art and history regardless of its content. The sandnigger and nigger destroys it.
You are the latter.
Kill yourself immediately.
Gibs me a little start up capital.
I will support it if it was drawn by a Jewish artist.
why not ,,,, ....and next to the dictionarys definition of " Philistine" there will be a photograph of you
If you’re going to blow millions of dollars, blow it on promoting political change.
Preferably getting Islam banned in the western hemisphere, if you can muster it. I’d reinvest first to turn that money into billions though, so you can catch up with the billionairs who get what they want by paying off politicians.
If burning is your think. Buy a an apartment building in a black part of town, and charge 10 dollars a night rent per room
Sit back, and watch the world burn.
Say you did it to help the poor.
One condition: Everyone has to get their picture taken before you rent.
Post pictures.
Post condition of Apts after 3 months.
Win
How about you fund my lifestyle and I'll do ridiculous, noteworthy thing and attribute it all to you?
I'd rather be jackass-lite than continue living at this homeless shelter I'm at
Does money make you happy?
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lel everyone on Sup Forums is a self employed millionaire
how do you find the time to post on chinese imageboards if you are so successful in your business?
This OP. He'll, don't even charge them rent; just say they have to pay for utilities and such (which will inevitably be paid by gibs)
Can I have like 10,000 dollars user?
No one cares about visual art, there's gotta be something more notable to blow cash on
You could donate a bit of cash to me if you want. I just want out of NY state.
>I don't have any children or wife and want to be remembered before I die.
Give me 2 million and I will make sure that neither I nor my future children forget what you did for us.
I wish someone like you would randomly decide to make someones life like mine better donating even 500k rather than destroying valuables for shits and giggles. It'll never happen but i think about it a lot. Im going to work until i die to make 1/5 what you probably spent on your last car
Can you give me 1000 dollars?
bill drumond of KLF burnt one £ million sterling as an art project, all been done before mate
You won't get rich following the crowds. Take some risks. I failed 3 businesses before I got this one running. However, it was starting to fail mainly due to competitors entering nearby.
Sounds like a good idea. Is it for sale?
Nu zayets. Pogodi!
I don't want to hurt anyone.
Pitch me your business and I'll consider.
This gives me an idea to start a youtube channel and be a producer. I'll just hire people to do reckless stuff.
BONUS, insurance will cover you. :)
shhh, you'll break their precious egos. They'll never shut up after that
t.self employed red pill aryan BILLIONAIRE that made his fortune off from selling Tulips in Holland.
ill have you know i'm a billionaire neet, ok?
holy hell this would be glorious
I like this. Are you the eccentric millionaire friend I always wanted? This kind of action / lifestyle can be stretched out to be endlessly entertaining and I don't think many "rich" people know how to keep burning money efficiently enough or keep it fun forever. You probably have investments that will keep you steady and the rest is this funny money you literally want to burn. Can I help, boss?
Kek'd at Tulip Mania
$100,000 and i'll remember you forever.
THICCC
OR...!
And I'm just saying:
>Everyone who posted in this thread gets $100,000.00
>claims to be a millionaire
>thinks you can be arrested for being an edgelord and burning your own property
sage
Go get a flip gf, bunch of guns and head to Vegas. You can figure out the rest, don't want to (((expose)))
Also like the other guys I request some gibs
Have a top quality sob story of how mother ruined my childhood and future if you want
All I want in life is a humble piece of land in the woods with a creek or pond
burn a warhol, pollock and basquat please
i unironically believe these artists destroyed any legitimacy the art world had
Could you help me get out of ny state?
See there we go. Hire me. I'm on my way. Just leave my anus alone.
>captcha: homes impasse
You have no idea, internet.
fuck i'll make sure my grandchildren remember you. i really could use $100,000 so i think that's worth a generational remembrance every year. on your birthday, even.
would you like a child or 2 , your welcome to some off mine, i dont want paying just take the hungry screaming whelps away
:)
Send me money please
Can you give me 2k please if I give you my Paypal?
gimmie 500k, ill buy myself a house and open a garage and make money.
or keep larping
>Millionaire libertarians buying 3rd world land
>Tax shelter
Any interest in the, "freesociety" project?
You got enough for a ticket into OZ.
Yes it is. The original owner died and his wife wants to sell it. It's only a few hundred K, will be scrap bronze after it's hacked to pieces so you'll get your money back, or we could use the metal to cast rare Pepe's(green patina over time, kek!) and sell them to Sup Forums for $$$.
What's an "anu"
I think the Germans beat you to the punch about 70 years ago.
errrrr i heard your giving away free money here, id like some please
I like that idea. I'll look into this statue sale
Do you have vision problems or do you not know what an anus is?
Use the metal to make an American statue
I'm in seattle. are you involved in seattle? you already connected?
Buy an island, make it a country for ethnic Europeans and make yourself governor.
Invest it in NASA
They asking like 250k, offer 50k.
>Thinking $100,000 is a lot of money
>Not realizing the level some people live on
It's almost as if you LIKE working at taco bell
>52m
Holy fucking shit in the mouth. The larp is reaching unplanned astrophysical proportions
Are these for better flotation?
Create a tv show like these ones where you go to someone's place, totally destroy it and then renovate it, except after destroying it with hammers you just scream "it's a prank" and run away. I don't watch tv at all now, but I'd watch that.
You should just burn the money. An art group called the KLF did that here with £1million, people still talk about it.
hurt the jew where it hurts most - don't kill him, jew him
find (((progressive artists))), especially related to current year themes - trump, refugees, etc.
buy truckloads of their (((art)))
promote it
sell it at a profit
repeat
Make contact with a group of nationalists and fund them to commit art terror against modern art museums
Have them run it like a smash and grab, but rather than stealing anything, they run in in masks with fire extinguishers modified to shoot paint (look it up) and wreck shit real fast then bail out
I just want to hack this statue apart with an axe on live TV and not go to prison. If you buy it we can make it happen. The libtard buttthburt would be epic.
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OP.
My wife just got raped and is in the hospital for severe injuries. They are saying that something triggered a mental break down, making me most likely a single father of 2 forever now.
I loved her so much, and she is gone in only 2 days.
If you want to make a difference, my kids would appreciate it.
Fund a mission to see what the fuck is on the dark side of the moon.