/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PUTTING OUR MINORS BACK TO WORK EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes Pitt Penguins to WH 10/10/17
youtu.be/JNv6qCFEOIs
>Pres Trump meets w/Kissinger 10/10/17
youtu.be/u9AC17Bshrc
>FLotUS Melania visits infant opioid treatment center WV 10/10/17
youtu.be/xFLLAb3qprQ
>BUILD THAT WALL 10/10/17
youtu.be/_QFuI4lv-QI
>VP Pence gets update on burning commies 10/10/17
youtu.be/7EKA-zSahxw
>Proj Veritas - America Pravda NYT pt 1 10/10/17
youtu.be/D5854-qAqkM
>Dep SoS Sullivan @Blockchain Forum 10/10/17
youtu.be/a--csKlojCc
>Trump TV Weekly Update #11 (Lara) 10/10/17
youtu.be/6gOU2Z8CnzA
>Ivana Trump interview on F&F 10/10/17
youtu.be/uBuN-vW156M (PT1)
youtu.be/KjsZQ27Bpo4 (PT2)
>StateDep Spcl Press Brief on hizballah (Heather, Amb Sales, NCTC Dir Rasmussen) 10/10/17
youtu.be/UbmShuz4uz8
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/10/17
youtu.be/pavvRwccyhs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/10/17
youtu.be/GXdHmq1AtZ0
>WH Video: VP and 2nd Lady in PR &user islands 10/10/17
youtu.be/WbPRuiSuV3c
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania in LV 10/10/17
youtu.be/nKXQonHctmE
>DepInt video: Natl Wildlife Refuge Week 10/10/17
youtu.be/S7709fWf3NA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

>trade deficit up 10% through August 2017
trade.gov/mas/ian/build/groups/public/@tg_ian/documents/webcontent/tg_ian_003364.pdf
>unemployment only down 0.3% (Obama reduced it by 3.5% btw)
data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000
>The US Dollar is down "bigly" versus the Chinese Yuan, Euro, Japanese Yen, Canadian Dollar, Mexican Peso, and most other currencies
bloomberg.com/quote/USDEUR:CUR
>stock market is actually flat when you factor in how the dollar has crashed since Trump took office

Where's that "strong economy" Drumpfkins?

is there a way to bypass twitter's phone call verification when you register an account? i want to follow trump, and other related accounts, but every time i register an account it locks me out after a few minutes and asks that i give them my number for a phone call verification. wtf.

Move from Russia to the US, shill

LGTSS
>the Rape Pit of Hollywood

AWW SHIIEET

This is a cool picture

HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU DO IN ONE FUCKING HOUR , IVE SEEN LIKE FOUR OF THEM, WAHT THE FUCK

awoo

NUKE THE GOOKS

SINK THE CHINKS

AWOO~

Interesting.

WH: @POTUS briefed today by DefSec Mattis & Joint Chiefs Chmn Gen Joe Dunford on military options to use against North Korean aggression

Today's briefing on military options comes 5 days after Pres Trump told top military commanders he needed options "at a much faster pace."


twitter.com/markknoller/status/917885796421636096


THIS IS FUCKING IT GUYS

OH SHIT IT'S OVEEEER

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Source: Trump has paid IQ testers to come to WH but cancelled now that CNN has discovered this.

>stock market is actually flat when you factor in how the dollar has crashed since Trump took office

Don't they teach math in Europe? The USD hasn't deflated by 25%.

>The US Dollar is down "bigly" versus the Chinese Yuan, Euro, Japanese Yen, Canadian Dollar, Mexican Peso, and most other currencies
That was Trump's goal from the start. Thanks for pointing out another promise fulfilled. More foreign investment into American companies is a good thing. When the dollar is stronger it makes outsourcing more economically attractive to American companies.

>sources close to WH
I'M A JOURNALIST

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>tfw all the horrible shills are actually elderly pedes trying to "troll"

babbies first /ptg/

Acosta is the last person I'd believe has an actual source close to WH

KEK

>t. IQ-let

There are phone number spoofing programs that exist. Or just buy a burner phone for $20 and use that. It's worth the anonymity.

Burner phone.

Burner phone

>Acosta
>source close to the white house
>contrary info

FAKE.NEWS.

This is my favorite Harvey Weinstein statement.

Noice

>that missed strip by trumps feet

I know he's like 11, but I hope he fixed that

I also hope that wasn't solely for the purpose of a photo op, but that's probably misplaced hope

>Terry Crews: Michelle Obama fondled my balls.
Noooo!

Just about as close as we'll get to her admitting she was in a pants-shitting tantrum that night

too bad flip soldiers won't be in the corean peninsula again

Well, he does work inside the White House. It wouldn't be weird for him to have some inside connections.

Please, please burn Hollywood down. I need this.

>Pillow

Hi everyone, this is Mike Lindell, Inventor of MyPillow.

Did you know that I was addicted to crack cocaine from the late 90's through to the Spring of 2008, when my three dealers did something that defies all logic and hosted an intervention for me?

One of my dealers told me that I had basically been awake for 19 days straight, with only a few minutes of sleep here and there. That's why I invented MyPillow - after a bender like that, I wanted to always get the best night's sleep imaginable. And now you can too.

You can read about my story here: salvationarmynorth.org/2015/12/my-pillow-founder-opens-up-about-addiction/

- Mike Lindell, Sleep Expert

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>Acosta
>Source close to the WH
LOL. The closest his sources get to the White House is in the middle of the street on Pennsylvania Ave.

Operation "The Storm"

His source is himself

That is a cool looking ship. Is it the new stealth cruiser?

His job is to grandstand about muh statue of liberty law of the land.

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>sexually assaulting a mega nigger

Did the Hollywood exec have a death wish or something?

Ayyo here we go.

Fuck you anime drumpf dwarves

>flopper
fucking Navy faggots

anybody have a good list for why trump shouldn't be impeached for my son's 8th grade speech class?

Ha. Funny.

if they're sick enough to be pedos, they're sick enough to be into bestiality, too

Considering his acrimony during the Spicer era, and Trump's purge of leakers. I doubt it. It used to be common practice that when you couldn't name the source, you at least listed their position. But Acosta can't even do that, because the source probably doesn't exist. Anyone who's close enough to Trump to be hearing private conversations like that isn't someone who likes CNN.

i love kellyanne

Is /ptg/ the only general with a resident leaf?

btw I fixed the shirt whoever made this edit

>our patented foam fill works great to muffle the screams of despair and defeat.

>mensa offers to host IQ test for Trump and Tillerson
These guys are the real deal. I hear they watch Rick and Morty.

I swear the only reason Acosta still has a press pass is so that he can be bullied for giggles.

Sorry sweetie, but it has absolutely tanked since Trump took office.

Damn those ladies need some fucking midol.

Zumwalt-class destroyer I think.

they laughed, but trump wasn't joking

They have something. Hint. It's naked kids.

Atleast they can talk normal. Ohhh! Hawking BTFO!!!!!

ebay.com/itm/Rick-and-Morty-Authentic-McDonalds-Szechuan-Sauce-/132347818888

>$17,900

someone make a good joke

1, if Trump is impeached your kid and everyone else's won't ever see legal drinking age.

damn it user I already fucking tweeted this out

That's the kind of power dudes like Weinstein have. Physicality doesn't matter when one phone call can make or break your career.

STORM WHEN
>STORM WHEN
STORM WHEN
>STORM WHEN
STORM WHEN
>STORM WHEN
STORM WHEN
>STORM WHEN

No way all that was his. He was definitely storing it for multiple people.

Because the people who voted for him like him and what he does and they don't give a fuck about what Democucks think.

someone find a video for me
originally streamed here
Dep AG @ US Naval Academy 10/10/10
watchstadium.com/live/usna-cyber-lecture-series/

i'm not finding a link on youtube

>tfw she could have spelled out the entire word "about" if she spelled the word "sexual" in this context right

Is that literally an assignment in your kid's school? How about he just write in big block letters "BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON THE ACCUSER"

Burn it down TC!

TRUMP NO!

Yeah, now buy our shit its cheaper

FUCKING NOW

absolutely enormous if verified

she's going in dry!

Anyone else feel like Something is gonna happen soon?

lol

It is.

Zumwalt-class destroyer are 50 times harder to detect on radars compared to Arleigh Burke-class destroyer.

Literally a propped up vegetable. Can only "talk" through a computer. Always say what (((they))) want.

be nice

Someone somewhere is going to buy that.
I don't know man. He may need that much CP.

>sexually assaults
she's learning

Big if true
Also, checked

If Jack says this then Kelly's position is safe. Also, fuck you for posting that faggot.

That means the Euro is worth MORE US Dollars you retarded dotard

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Snookums, you need to take a remedial math class.

is it true that Ohio chooses the president?

The joke is that you don't have high enough iq to be able to afford literal perfection, you rural retard

Wat? I just made it because the OHI shirt slogan didn't make sense whereas CIAO is phonetically OUCH! backwards and is also Italian for "good bye" as in "goodbye savages this is Christian land now ajajajaja"

There's a war coming.

Someone else wanna take over baking maybe?

/cfg/ had one

>One step below Simian Simplicity on the trustworthy scale

can't today, got to wake up early n shieet. sorry