Goblin Slayer

One cannot simply have enough GS.

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Bob sometimes hears the tale of the hellhound.
Is it a legend, or is it punishment. The hellhound comes for us all goblins.
All you can do is keep moving.

>3 chapters
>already a general

You rapefags are so sad.

Rape. Is love. Rape is life!

is there any manga that's just about a knight wandering about or Dark Souls like?

I bought the first chapter of this off amazon thinking it was a full volume on sale for cheap to try out. Now i'm mad and can't decide if I want to just start pirating it or keep buying it.

Yes, it's my life.

Rance the animation.
But seriously: Vampire D, Berserk (obviously), casshern sins (not quite, but close), and somehow Scrapped Princess comes to mind.

Did you try to roll?

We don't use the P word here, FBI-kun.

I wonder if this fella to the left participate in raperoduction?
If so - how many village chicks burst open before he finds the sturdy one?
Do he like have to hold her so she would not fly away?
Do they have a midwife-shaman with healing spells on standby in case she start to split in half?

I'm sticking around to finally get a shot of the goblin breeding pits.

Gonna get blue balled, I know it.

Berserk would sue for plagiarism.

Not if the goblins are born naturally.

>naturally
What do you mean user?
I thought all babies are born through womb explosion.

I once got kicked out of the group for smiting all the evil. When did DMs and D&D players become so soft?

Did you smite succubi DM put in plot as fapbait?

thanks, will check out

Remember:

-Priestess stole Goblin Slayer's virginity.
-High Elf Archer developed a crush on Goblin Slayer.
-Archbishop is thirsty.
-Cow Girl can only stand on the side and does her best to comfort Goblin Slayer.
-Guild Girl is in the same position as Cow Girl.
-The Goddess that like humanity is putting her chances on a Goblin Slayer.

Its anybody guess on who is going to win the Slayerbowl. My bet is Goblins are going to be best girl who dies in Goblin Slayer's hands.

>One of the player: Not all evil cannibals are bad.
>DM: Yeah, maybe you can teach them how to be good?
>Me: But I smite all the evil.......

I bet Godess will lose roll and GS will be nerfed in the middle of the fight and fuck up royally losing all or most of his companions to gobs.
NTR ensues.
GS murderboner is radiating heat beating the nuclear flame levels.
Overcomes the roll.
>TFW waifus are still dead
>Cringy PTSD-fueled vendetta intensifies

Goblins just want to live their lives, stop bulling them

>One of the player: Not all evil cannibals are bad.

those were some tier classy goblins

GS is based. I hope he does not look like your typical anime male highschooler without the helmet though. He already looks like fucking shirou with his clothes

I wasn't joking. The DM actually asked me to reeducate them to be civilized people, because slaughtering an entire village of cannibal savages that worship an undead god was too edgy for them.

Are there more chapters out? Anyone got a link?

Stop shilling this garbage

>letting a controlling autismo be DM

theres your problem

Relaxed stoners always make the best DMs

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Shit, I wish there was a smart Goblin blademaster to unite all goblins and fuck shit up.

I've changed the gender of a girl a player was about to rape, because he rolled a 20 (the dark eye system has 20 as bad).

Am I a shit DM to do things like that?

You weren't a shit DM, but you were an ass.

Let him get the tip in then chance the gender of the girl to a male.

why is this manga getting so many threads?
rape?

no, because the MC is realistic and shows no shit tier remorse for cruel and evil goblins that don't deserve it. Any other MC would let them go and then have it backfire later, so it's refreshing.

Because the MC isn't a fucking beta pussy who takes shit.

Also DnD 5e

Manga where the MC is so dedicated to SMITING EVIL that he falls into "the unfettered" trope is pretty rare. Nothing quite like expecting a morality pussy out and getting SMITING instead. And I love his armor design.

it all turned out good for him

the boy was one of a pair of twins with the other being a girl, he killed the boy (who he thought has been a girl) and fucked the girl twin.

MC kills his enemies no remorse, but manages to not really be edgy since he only kills a race that will never be good and is polite to humans. That and sexy full armor and helmet.

I once secretly play a trap rogue that try to seduce the knight of the party, because he was acting so chivalrous to me.

What you did wrong was reveal the gender at the end(unless he make a spot check) and told him that he totally rekt that boipussi after the rape.

Someone's a bit out of the loop I see.

>Not forcing the boy to help him bang his sister and spitroast/double penetrate her.
I hope that faggot died on his quest.

shit, that would have been a good idea

Actually, how tall is GS?

Isn't he about 5' 6''?

yeah well, he was on his way on trying to free one other player from religious zealots, but got captured while the one he was trying to free broke out on his own and then had to break in to free him instead.

a bomb went up and killed everyone

The armor adds 12 inches

I see

seriously mayne, i just went to check out the manga and i was a little ticked when i realized they were having so many big gay threads for 0 content

Goblin slayer anime when?

when its more popular outside of Sup Forums

also checked

Everyone is just hyped because its Dark Souls: The Comedy

>DM: The girl was magically turn into a boy in front of you.
>Player: Is the boy still wearing the dress?
>DM: Yes.
>Player: I still continue the rape.
>Party: WTF

The smartest thing an Adventurer in Goblin Slayer's world could do is to farm the shit out of low level monsters like Goblins, Rats, and etc.

You could make a monopoly getting new Adventurers killed by high levels monsters, build up a fortune doing low level quests for the pay, could sell the shit you get from the low level Monsters like their body parts or shit they have.

Never

Or maybe in a couple years

Never played D&D, what do you play on?

2018-2019

It would have enough material to make an anime. Then these nice comfy threads will forever be destroyed with even worse shitposting and etc.

Just give his character an incurable STD.

Lich rot or groin worms, etc. Something with -2 to CON to really piss him off.

Rape for chapter 1. Singlemindedness of Goblin Slayer for chapters 2 and 3.
I'm pretty sure once he killed the children, Sup Forums was sold on him as a protagonist.

The big gob is ready to rape GS.

How far is the LN?

What happen if we apply square root law to goblin? Why human don't evolve to be manlet?

Because every monster will rekt you if you look down on them once they come in swarms it with a plan
And MC is a cool guy
>wears full armor
>AND a helmet
>isn't a moralfag white Knight
>no "if you kill them you will be as bad or worse than them" bullshit
>no muh honor with monsters stupidity
>wears a helmet
>Vietcong warrior
>plague control specialist
>loses his V-card in the second arc
>he doesn't gives a shit about it
>not a purityfag
>has a Lizardbro
>and a Dwarbro
>his (self proclaimed) rival is Lancerbro from F/SN
>Doom guy tier
>Smites ALL that evil
>fresh as lettuce
>tames tsunderes the right way
Did I mention he doesn't takes off his helmet and can eat with it?

Haha, never played D&D either, I live in Austria so I use the DSA system ("the dark eye")

It's pretty much the D&D equivalent in Germany/Austria and is pretty old.

DSA has REALLY overpowered magic (in a sense that's its really deadly). The best I could describe it would be like real life/middle ages and a guy with a flamethrower.

2 volumes so far.
WN has enough material for a 24 episode series and more.

Finally, first franchise that I am not a secondaryfag and shitpost about the good old days

I feel like this comic is going to wind up in one-page threads all the time

>tfw you made the first Goblin Slayer thread in Sup Forums.
It feels good.

you forgot on of the most important things

>wears a helmet

can you read nigger?
>AND a helmet
>a
>helmet

Question for those that have read the LN

Does he start having romantic feelings for any of the characters?

He does take off his helmet. He does it multiple times.

His mentor never takes off their helmet though.

Its literally the second item on the list

GS, I mean

He has 0 romantic feelings for any of the characters.

He is willing to give his life to protect Cow Girl though.

does it show his face any of those times?

I just read the 3 chapters. You've clearly never played dark souls in your life, and any humour thus far has been pure edge, like
"haha, that girl just got raped"
"haha, that one pissed herself"
"haha, MC's kills children and his family was murdered by goblins"
what is wrong with you?

Oh, good.

You never see his face, but you do see his hair, nose and mouth.

The rape was not played off as comedy
The girl pissing herself was arguably passed off as comedy, but not really.
The children and family being murdered was not passed off as comedy.

You are literally retarded. Consider eliminating yourself from the gene pool.

he look like a mix of shirou and archer under the armor

>not getting the over-the-top repeat

then what were you laughing at

would you call Dante Alighieri:the divine comedy a fucking comedy plebe?

His polite interactions with people in town even though he looks like a batshit-insane PTSD veteran.

Drinking tea through his helmet

The fact that he shows up a prissy adventurer simply by being polite and not acting like a cunt

The stark flip between how he acts when he's goblin slaying and when he's off-duty

Never taking off his full plate, even in casual settings

his autismo grade searching for goblins around that girls house every day

etc.

Again, you are retarded.

epic dude, I can tell already this is gonna be the next nichijou

>i have no retort so i'm gonna meme

Its okay to admit you were wrong, user-kun.

it's not funny, and your idea of "joke" is on par with "epic memes" and "nichijou", as far as I'm concerned
Nice hypocrisy, btw

Actually i've had enough of these threads

>things can't be comedic unless the entirety of the medium is dedicated to it

What is life like with autism?

so likely to happen

Why has been so much despair in this season

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Where are you people reading the chapter?

Do you guys think there's a Rat Slayer in the series?

It's a secret.

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