Waifu Claim Thread

Claim your waifu's in this thread.

Rules:
-You may only claim one waifu
- No sharing waifu's
- No divorcing waifu's

Yukino Yukinoshita has officially been claimed.

my angel

Reminder that claiming waifu is a normalfags meme and everyone participating in these thread is a poser.

Claiming the delightful Elizabeth

Mine has already been claimed, so there's no point in playing.

was it me? get shit on nerd

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I always thought it was funny how people take these threads so seriously that they saybpeopke who post in them aren't serious.
Excuse me for posting her any chance I get.

Praise the waifu, all day, everyday.

Waifu is a normalfags meme. You people are the kind of cancer who call every 2D girls a waifu.

Meryl Stryfe claimed

fuck you my love is pure

So let me guess I need to say my veloved or yome only and not do my own thing? I'm supposed to mindlessly listen to what you and others tell me to do?
Pfft. Yeah, okay. As if you have any right of authority.

Misaka Mikoto is mine.

She's been mine for decades you can't have her

>Waifu claiming

Garbage thread, shit idea, but I know I'll regret it if I don't join in.

Humans are temporal beings, best girl eternal

Yukari Takeba is mine

Sharing with anons makes you a harem member. Therefore a cuck.

Sayama Tsubaki is my angel!

Takagi is mine

There's nothing wrong with being a cuckold.

Sora taken.

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Don't forget to mark your waifuses.

Literally stole this from facebook normalfag page.

I know. I'm just poking fun about the way people take these threads.

She and her delicious thighs are all mine

You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!

Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.

Thanks for reading!

Who's your waifu?

haha here have my upvote

How exactly does it make someone less serious for pisting in here?
I don't understand.

I don't have one.

mine waifu

What should I have posted an image of my shrine to appease you? That sounds like too much work.

Right on time.
Alright, lads, post the waifus.

Hanako claimed

Because it shows that you only have a waifu to fit into Sup Forums culture. A true waifufag keeps it to himself, and loves the character regardless of the pressure from Sup Forums.

at least it's not asuna...?

I love my C.C.

No you're supposed to answer thevsame 500 questions for 5 years to prove it. Along with other ritual autidm behavior.
;^)

What's a good seasonal waifu to be claimed?

Yet you have a pathetic lacking in yourself that you feel the need to make up for by insulting others on what is arguably the biggest congregation of losers on the web.

Whatever gets you off breh

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