If you suddenly woke up as a girl, what would you do?

If you suddenly woke up as a girl, what would you do?

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Probably masturbate.

Masturbate.

pleasure every Sup Forumsnon that isn't a newshit ledditor

become a trans-man

fuck old men for money

Open up a patreon and act like a victim of some sort of oppression.

Sudoku

At least men finish with the hormonal dementia after the teen years. Women have it all their life and get worse with age, among other health problems.

Examine self in mirror
Pinch self to see if truly awake
Probably spread out pussy to take a look at it
Take a shower and make sweet love to the shower head

i wont handle being inferiour gender

i just realized how ironic this sounds

Move to a nearby city, buy my first pair of panties and bra, make friends in school (and outside of it), learn how to seduce boys, playing hard to get, tease them...and eventually lose my virginity to the one I love.

Then I'd become a cute war correspondent in my late 20s, reporting from war zones with my husband being the cameraman.

gay

Come on, it's not like I'd immediately get used to being a girl, but if I'm one..might as well act like one.

Write a formal tumblr complaint about having a vagina

Brush my teeth.

cuck

You were born too early for matrix-tier VR.

Experiment with yuri stuff, but start dating boys once I get tired of it.

underrated post.

I'd probably wear a dress and touch myself

make money by selling worn panties online, exercise to look good, masturbate most of the time, the rest as usual.

Thank god for answering my prayers

If only my body changes but not my mind I'll still continue to fawn over my waifu. But I might as well buy a strap on, put it ony my daki of my waifu and hump that till I get tired.

It's not happening
Go fuck yourself
It would make the people of the Earth much too complacent if I just handed you all the purest state of absolute existence within your own realities without having to work for it or understand it.

The journey there is going to be fucking awesome. Fuck your destination minded bullshit.

>wake up as a girl
>still 3dpd

nothing

posting images of hellsing and starting a conversation. Grow up dipshit

Enjoy life in easy mode

Take over the world in like, 2 weeks and live happily ever after.

While masturbating.

camwhore for money

I'd live the life I never lived.

>Seduce some rich guy and marry him
>Continue to enjoy my Otaku hobbies

this.
Also posting on Sup Forums

masturbate on front of a mirror

[ ] masturbate

[ ] whoring myself

I had a mold made of my penis just in case this ever happened. It never did.

Anyone that don't say
>masturbate

Isn't being really honest

Schedule in a cheeky wank for later that day.

You guys are alright.

Well, obviously, but is masturbating all you're gonna do?

...

But that happens to me every morning..?

Yes.

I would first feel my own chest beefers up (if I had any), then I'd masturbate FURIOUSLY, and then I'd become filthy rich with my newly granted ezmodo.

It is my foremost priority

Where is this from?

Boku no saucenao.

OR you end up in one of those rape dungeons that apparently do exist. There was like 3 that were found in the US in the last 2-3 years with some of the women being there for like a decade.
Or Blacked

I'll take sudoku.

op meant you'd still be a girl after you'd realized what you have been believing for the last 15 hours was all a dream

Buy a video camera and make a living playing video games.

Anyone that say
>masturbating

Wouldn't change a damn thing in his live

This

After I masturbate FURIOUSLY for an entire day, I would probably try to become a premium escort and please old men for money.

Wear skimpy clothes, go find a job, and wait for some jackass to fuck up so I can sue him and spend the rest of my life playing vidya with his money. It wouldn't be hard; I'm socially awkward, and if you're a woman that makes you a magnet for assholes to come mess with you.

Integrate myself into the most vile of tumblrcunt feminist groups and then explode them from the inside by creating intra-group drama which is easy to do with women

So, please no-one?

>realize my male friends would no longer treat me and an intellectual equal and only look at me as a sheathe for their meat swords
>realize my coworkers would no longer help me with things genuinely, but only for a chance to insert their meatrods into my oven
>my little brother would no longer look up to me as a role model, but only as fapbait for him and his little friends
>my only worth to males in our society is the fact that I can squeeze a dick with a magic hole between my legs and pop out another of our species
>live a sad & lonely existence forever trying to measure up to the expectations my male mind has for my female body
I would go back to sleep and hope that I changed back.

Fuck off you slut, like I'd throw away my wizard levels that easily.

>not fully embracing your role as a phallus receptacle

what a FAG

This post makes me feel sad

Who says it can't still happen one day?

Become a bully and spur conflict.

Shyness is a desirable trait for a woman yet condemned for man.
If all the autists in Sup Forums became girls they would be very cute

This is true. Anons are very feminine.

Brush my teeth, wash my face and then masturbate.

I wouldn't be a dumbass bimbo. I'd have the perspective of both a man AND a woman, which would give me a great advantage in many things. And assuming I keep my male brain to some extent, I hopefully wouldn't become an overly-sensitive crazy like most women.

Just walk in groups at all times in public, never go out at night, and always carry a weapon of some sort. Every man would become both a gold mine and a dangerous enemy at the same time. I'd go full fucking schizo. Maybe get one of those cyanide molars too in case I do end up in a rape dungeon in the end.

Why? You're about to get all sweaty masturbating. Wash your face after you do the deed.

Depends on what my ID says. I don't want to end like a trafficked prostitute without any documentation.

Spend all day fucking as many dicks as I can

I don't get that sweaty.

Masturbate.
Make a shit load of money camwhoring, since I know what men like and have no shame.
See how hard it is to find a qt lesbian girl.

find a lesbian to fuck me silly without having to worry about getting pregnant

You can always join the yuri team.

You would if you were a woman. Masturbating is a lot more intense.

I wake up as a girl everyday.

But...do you masturbate?

I'm not a smoker, but I'd play Pink Floyd's Dogs at early dawn while smoking and breathing in the fresh morning air.

Then I'd go for a walk near the beach right before the sun rises.

Do you ever pretend that you're a boy that turned into a girl and masturbate?

Then...what would you do if you woke up as a man?

Do you feel your puppers up every day? Cause if you don't, then I'm afraid I need to revoke your license.

I'd create content pandering to the desires of /d/. Giantess, smelly armpits, exploding breasts, pretending to be a fruit girl. No need to be nude and nobody would suspect that it's pron.

Considering the rest of this thread, is your first impulse to masturbate?

this

Not that user, but what's the male opposite to feeling up your breasts?

Poking your prostate

Scratching your balls, peeing while standing up and farting really loud.

Feeling up your man breasts.

play vidya on twitch

Grasping your dick for no other reason aside from "because it is there."

Suck big fat Sup Forumsnon cocks until my tummy is filled with hot and thick weeaboo semen

Cosplay Sup Forumsnons waifu and suck Sup Forumsirgin's cock.

>Get a twitch
>Show tits
>Make millions of dollars

Wew

Well first I'd masturbate.

Then, I'd go to my best friend's house to keep the promise that if either one of us turned into a cute girl, we would fuck the other no questions asked.

>learn how to seduce boys, playing hard to get, tease them
Thats really hot.

I can't into video games. Would it be able to get money by watching anime with my beloved subscribers and let them compete in my own reverse harem?

SAUCE PLZ

>Sup Forums hates sluts
>openly admit that they would all be massive sluts if given the first opportunity.

So it's just a jealousy thing then?

>I can't into video games.

Neither does any twitch streamer.

>my value as a human being is defined by the people around me

End yourself, you pathetic little shit

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