OI MATE

>OI MATE
>AVE YOU GOT YA FRIENDS LOICENSE?

how much longer until humanity is hard reset with a nuclear bomb?

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"best friends" is a stupid and antisocial idea anyway

>"best friends" is a stupid and antisocial idea anyway
>t. Friendless Loser

Jesus Christ UK just make it illegal to have emotions or be a human being already.

this

fuck off, milhouse

The UK is slowly regressing. Someone put it out of its misery

Let me guess. The white kids weren’t cohabatating with their tanned British colleagues

this is exactly what it is. Having friends is racist now.

what if...........

you can have friends AND a best friend

>have a ton of friends i hang out with all the time
>only trust one with my life

You have no friends.

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>Be best friend with cute girls
>Secretly love her
>UK police tackle us in the playground and forcibly separate us
>Throw little girl in pack of nigger
>OI MAKE SUM FRIEND YA CUNT

How the fuck can't you have at least 1 best friend.

Every über-sperg has one.

over socialization creates more liberals

I am convinced that post WW2 UK is nothing more than a really really big social experiment run by the CIA.

>be bong
>best friends with Lewis
>one day I am told by teacher that I can't be friends with Lewis anymore and that I should play with Jamall and Muhammad
>get depressed
>want to kill myself
>won't sell me regular knife
>go to TESCO to buy a kitchen set, might as well kill myself with bread knife
>won't sell me kitchen set because I don't have ID
>go to home ready to hang myself on my tie from school uniform
>dad didn't play tv license and they're taking our home away
>go live on street
>get stabbed by misunderstood teenage boy
>struggle wounded to hospital
>get hit by truck

Don't want to offend?
Bin that best friend!

He should've bought the pumpkin carving kit

don't be a dud, bin that bud

DON'T HATE, BIN YOUR MATE

>march 20, 2013

Which threads are you trying to slide, kike?

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But then I'd need a pumpkin carving licence

YOU FUCKING KIKES

YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING KIKES

YOU SUBVERSIVE, RAT FUCK KIKES YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL BEEN FUCKING GASSED AND EXTERMINATED.

MARCH 2013? 1 POST BY THIS ID? THE GOYIM ARE WAKING UP TO YOU.

I'LL STAND ON THE PILES OF YOUR DEAD KIKE BODIES AND BURN THE LOT OF YOU MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw don’t need to pay friends license cause no friends

>how much longer until humanity is hard reset with a nuclear bomb?

It can't happen soon enough. The western culture is rotten to the core

Eastern culture needs to be exterminated first.

DONT BE TESTY
TOSS THAT BESTIE

what happened to the UK?

>All white woman
>doesnt even want to breed with his own race
Really makes you think

Errr, just what the fuck is this?

Just your taxpayer funded programming ; )

Channel 4 abomination

Sounds about right. It's probably down to the fact that most teachers these days are fat munters with no fucking friends themselves.
What puzzles me is how these useless cunts keep any semblance of order.

>2013
So, the decline of the UK isn't something recent??? You guys have had this fucked up ass shit going on for at least 5ish years?? There's truly no hope.

I pray every day that another comet smashes into your shitty little hellhole island and eternally frees you poor dumb fucks from the prison you've let take hold over your lives.

You're the reason life isn't worth living. Can't go a single second without an American criticising us or letting us know how shit we are.

I've said it a million times, we need to ditch the US as an ally. Ever since WW2 they have been absolute cunts to us.

How did you let it get to this point senpai.

Change your tampon

THIS NIGHTMARE!

WHEN DOES IT END!?

Don't know, but I have the solution:

>Never pay for anything produced in the US or owned by a US company.
>Treat all US tourists like shit.
>Always vote in ways that will hurt the US most.
They'll get the hint soon enough.

It's true and you fucking know it is.

>t. loser who violently faps to hentai

>Never pay for anything produced in the US or owned by a US company.
>Treat all US tourists like shit.
>Always vote in ways that will hurt the US most.

So literally change nothing? Newsflash, Britbong - we don't give a fuck.

Literally crying and denouncing ally status because Americans point out that you should be fighting for your freedoms.
Worlds largest cucks

Lol ok Muhammed

the ride never ends

unless you end it

just be a faceless part of the masses dude, like, are you special or something?

fucking shit britain... get it together
fucking commie scum

>Disgusing your slights against my country as: "Muh freedoms", "We're just telling you how to fix it".
Sure thing, cunts. This has always just been a way for Americans to claim superiority over us to make themselves feel better about their sad little lives.

I'm glad you don't give a fuck, don't come here, you ain't welcome.

>Everyone in the UK is Muhammed meme
End yourself.

Those who makes laws in UK are really fond of G. Orwell.

Our political leaders make fun of your country, it's actually fun to watch
Your country has become the proverbial geriatric dementia sufferer

>oi bin that bestie ya cunt

Someone can't handle the banter.

They talked about it in the Netherlands also. Their argument was if someone has a best friend, someone else isn't a best friend. Because we can't all be best friends, so it's better to just be all regular friends.

You know what this type of shit causes? No on excels. Just be regular. Fuck off, we'll never have innovation again fucking status quo dick suckers.

PS. The kids said that; if you don't have a best friend, you don't have anyone you can truly be yourself with, tell secrets to etc. Goddamn even the fucking kids get it. Maybe we should abort adults?

i like the uk, i really do, thats why i say you need to nuke it to oblivion

I know they fucking do, talking shit behind our backs. Great summary of the people, fucking snakes.

Take your 52% mongrel diabetes ridden husk of a body down to walmart so you can get raped and shot by a nigger you literal subhuman.

>implying its ever been banter

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>OI M8, NO RACISM
>AND NO BEST FRIENDS
>DID YOU JUST THINK A SWEAR AT ME? THAT'S IT, OFF TO THE CLINK WITH YA

How far are the britbottle faggots going to let this shit go?

> talking shit behind our backs
No no, they do it on live TV for everyone to see

>mfw Britsharias abandoned EU for THIS

fpbp

Exactly, and we don't want your scum here no more.

It’s like everyday something intrinsically OK, becomes illegal. You guys are going the path of fake hugs and smiles totalitarianism.

this desu

>Oi vey little children, monogamy is bad ok?
>Be a good little goy and go participate in the pleasures of many partners

Literally indoctrinating kids to be sexual deviants

So they dont have time to teach children anything but can monitor whos friends with whom?

>still being this buttblasted

why are you so angry user-kun
america loves you

>Your only friend will be the state!

This is not going to end well.

IDK why you'd have a problem with US tourism, I like many other would never willing go to an Islamic state ,so I doubt the UK has a US tourist problem

>let your nation get run over by Muslims and cuckolds
>get bants for it
>reeeeeeeee Americucks are the true enemy

It's to condition kids to lose their individuality and become collectivist drones.

but t bh I agree, Ameriturd mongrels shouldn't laugh at anyone

Well you see, we can't really do anything about Americans talking shit about us inside their shithole. But luckily their tourists have volunteered to take our response on their behalf.

You said it, not me.

People should be arrested and jailed for not being inclusive.

hate to break it to you but the u.s.a has never been our ally.

social engineering has been a staple of the uk since 97
youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

They don't. That's why kids act like shitheads. They don't receive discipline at school or home.

They need to reinstitute paddling in schools.

>sad little lives
says the guy who's not allowed to have a best friend

Underrated

Those trips of truth

DON'T MAKE KIDS GLUM, DITCH THAT CHUM

>Be bong
>notice patterns about shitskins
>shitpost about it
>get raided by SWAT
>showmeyourhands.png
>get arrested for hate speech
>search the rest of your house
>find butter knife that you were supposed to bin
>find fork without permit
>get caught watching pirated streaming movie
>no TV license
>dohardtime.exe
>Sentence is ending soon
>make a best friend in prison
>sentence gets extended
>look outside watching shitskins rape and pillage you’re country
>get followed by news crew documenting cultural enrichment
>pray to god over your shit life
>pray to the wrong god
>sentence extended again
>deflect from the fact that bongs have no freedoms and repeat “Be American, get shot meme”

Have you ever given them a reason NOT to be cunts to you? Because it seems like you go out of your way to make others comment on your behavior. Much like leafs and thier desire to act like anti-racists to the point of going out to find illiterate niggers to fuck thier wives.

sad!

Man absolutely nothing beats having a best friend.
I feel bad for you faggots

I am sorry you can't even have best friends now bong, I'd be your best friend but I don't want you to go to jail

>straight from the NWO handbook
United Kangdom is seriously a scary country. Utterly depressing. How could the British Empire sink so low, I'll never understand.

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God damn it UK when are you finally going to slaughter everyone in your federal government and kill all the sandniggers polluting your streets?

You might laugh at this now but just wait. We're not far off

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My best friend is from the UK. Is he going to downgrade our friendship and start inviting me over to his place to hangout with shitskins?

But honestly, the shit that happens in your country is the best fucking pro-second amendment argument the US can have
Thank you for helping us keep our guns

>>OI MATE
>>AVE YOU GOT YA FRIENDS LOICENSE?

roflmao - m8 i'm not cheery ....

If you've never had a best friend I feel bad for you. That's gotta hurt a little more than >tfw no gf.

Don't worry user, I'll be your best friend. Just don't get too clingy or I'll be forced to tell you to fuck off.

UK is quite corrupt with favouratism and arbitrary employmemt/promotion within job roles. They don't look at merit rather than just employing people who might be fun at a party. Blame feminism and allowing women to habe dominant middle management positions. This ruling might be beneficial actually since merit is sorely underappreciated anymore.


In uk the schools are basically exactly how actual jobs set up.

>Be bong
>why live?

Do Americans call "question marks", "interrogation marks"?