Who would you rather have as an imouto? It's not as simple as it seems.
Umaru: >Mega cute and nuggetous >Likes to play video games, especially with you >Watches anime and decent movies/TV >Spends most of her free time at home with you >Can be lazy, selfish and reluctant to help with chores - also unappreciative and bratty >Can also be very affectionate >Pretty smart and can hold a conversation about her interests
Akari: >Extremely cute >Always nice and loving >Selfless and generous >Spends most of her free time out with friends >Nice, but not the brightest - may be hard to have a conversation with >A good girl, a very good girl >Will always welcome a hugs from you
Let's see, my choices are: >a shithead little faggot who contributes nothing of value to my life and in most cases actively makes it worse and >a kind, loving, beautiful girl who will bring over her sexy dyke friends all the time This isn't even a contest.
Landon Jenkins
>pick your imouto >posts one choice
Are you seeing things?
Anthony Gutierrez
Akari is more bullyable.
Lincoln Watson
this Fuck tenga hamster, blank jpeg a cute
Gavin Fisher
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Jace Morales
You're gonna be bullied to shreds. To shreds!
Noah Watson
>It's not as simple as it seems
Eli Collins
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Liam Smith
I'm gonna bullinyg her, nigger.
Liam Stewart
Hmmmm lets see. Annoying mean nugget bitch versus one of the sweetest cinnamon buns to grace anime? Give me a break kid
>bullying your imouto You deserve worse than hell
Evan Bell
I only see one choice too.
Adrian Thomas
How can someone be so rude
Charles Lee
I want to replace one of her buns with a giant wad of gum.
Andrew Sanders
To be fair Umaru also has her bad sides.
Austin Ward
I want to hide insects in her clothes.
Charles Kelly
Easy.
Ayden Wood
user, stop it.
Joseph Ortiz
I'll sew one of her sleeves shut.
Sebastian Gray
I want to hide Akari's uniform.
Henry Gomez
I feel like you guys aren't giving Umaru a fair chance. Akari might be cute and nice, but you don't share any interests with her and she's always out with friends. Umaru is cute and her favorite thing is playing video games or watching TV with you.
Daniel Anderson
I want to spit in Akarin's eyes and ravage her while she's blinded!
Michael Bailey
I share an insatiable lust for middle school pussy with her, so there's that.
Nicholas Lopez
Umaru is an annoying cunt. Sure, she might be cute by some interpretation but she's unpleasant to be around. Akari may be around less but she's also far less irritating.
Ryder Adams
i want to ignore Akari
Bentley Gonzalez
Anna-chan!
Isaac Scott
I want to inject Akari with a serum that makes her uncontrollably, painfully horny and then lock her in a room by herself and pretend she doesn't exist.
Jackson Johnson
>Shit hampster vs literally nothing Ok, I'll choose an imouto of my choice.
Joshua Young
It's better that way. She shouldn't be tied to my interests and neither should she to mine, it's appropriate to bond but there's some extent as siblings need to be independent.
Dylan Edwards
i'm wheezing
Joseph Miller
Do you need an inhaler?
Josiah Ortiz
Akari, no contest
Dominic Peterson
yes please
Joshua Collins
Inhaler? I hardly know 'er!
Bentley Cooper
Why would I want my sibling to have the same interests as me? She's my sibling not my friend. I'd rather have a decent person as my sister than some fucking lazy hamster BUY GEIMU onii-chan disgusting selfish NEET.
Kayden Hill
I wanna inhale that barely-pubescent pussy stench.
James Powell
I'M WHEEZING
Camden Lopez
Moeshit VS Moeshit (cashgrab the fight)
Ian James
Why wouldn't you want to bond with your imouto over your shared interests?
Alexander Scott
Umaru would fight with me over the controller. Akari would sit besides me and watch me play.
Carson Kelly
Akari so I can get closer to best girl.
Charles Lee
ok
Noah Morris
I already get along with her in anime and vidya, the moment I see her shitposting on here is where I draw the line. That and there are some hobbies I like to keep to myself.
Jack Perez
Umaru is a spoiled brat. Don't get me wrong, I like her as an anime character, but I couldn't possibly imagine living with someone like her.
If I had an Akari as my imouto, I'd cherish and protect her and never let her go and buy her things, not because she constantly begs for them, but because she deserves it.
Jose Reyes
I'd rather pick Sup Forums chan girl than that fucking rat.
Samuel Lewis
Would play gemu with.
Evan Walker
That's my only dream.
Charles Watson
>*nightmare ftfy
Daniel Hughes
>implying a loser like you would reject any girl who wants to play game with you
Asher Brooks
what the hell is wrong with you? There is most certainly a special kind of bullying in heck for the likes of y'all.
Kevin Garcia
lets make this a real contest
Blake Hall
>implying girls have the hand eye coordination to compete on my level
Oliver Jenkins
Ebina for a wife and Akari as a daughteru.
Jonathan Torres
I want to cum in her shoes.
Austin Bell
They are both otherworldly cute and my favorite anime girls. I just can't decide.
Luis Myers
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Leo Taylor
i wanna punch you in the dick
Ethan Evans
>pick Umaru >drop her off in Syria and let her die
Isaac Nelson
Assuming I'm about 1 year older than both of them..
Akari would be my imouto, but I'll be hanging around with Umaru as well - we'd be good friends.
Robert Taylor
>sexy dyke friends she is good at sport too
Zachary Robinson
One of them is a hamster, you sick fuck.
Angel Smith
a-user
Lucas Davis
What if she beats you in all games and you end up humiliated by your little sister?
Isaiah Gonzalez
>What if she beats you in all games and you end up humiliated by your little sister? Hold her down and tickle her till she cries.
Mason Mitchell
>your should pay with a sexual favor not even an incest fag, but that's obvious
I imagine it would be tough having a tittymonster for a sister.
Juan White
>umaru >not human trash and the worst forced meme in recent memory Fuck off.
Lucas Murphy
What makes you say that?
Jose Hughes
Picking Akari would mean either dragging her into this world from the male-free paradise she lives in, or invading said paradise and destroying the harmony of it.
For Akari's sake I'll put up with the dumb hamster.