Fate

Choose your own grail war cast
>Saber- mandatory Arthuria
>Lancer- Hector
>Archer- Napoleon
>Rider- Horatio Nelson
>Caster- Theodora
>Beserker- Ivan the Terrible
>Assassin- Lee Harvey Oswald

>Saber- mandatory Arthuria
Pleb. Red Seiba is love! Red Seiba is life! What is a king compared to an Emperor?

>Sword Kirby
>Spear Kirby
>Archer Kirby
>Wheel Kirby
>ESP Kirby
>Someone stole his cake Kirby
>Ninja Kirby

Indeed.

Are they just a not so subtle way of telling us that women are unsuitable for rule?

>Saber: Sayaka Miki
>Lancer: Whitebeard
>Archer: Angewomon
>Rider: Simon The Digger
>Caster: Bernkastel
>Berserker: Guts
>Assassin: Killua Zoldyck

The struggle begins

xD

>implying
Nero was actually pretty decent as a ruler. Fate/Extra encouraged me to do some actual research into him. That story about fiddling while Rome burned and then taking the land to build a grand palace? The first is just a complete lie, and the second, while technically true, is really deceptive. Yes, Nero took that land, but that was in exchange for the land that he was originally going to build the palace on, which was more open, and allowed the reconstructed homes to be placed further apart, so another fire wouldn't spread as quickly. Further, he opened his existing palaces up as shelters to the people rendered homeless by the blaze. The Roman elite hated him because "muh taxes r two high!" and he reduced the content of silver in coins to inflate the currency in order to fight deflation in Rome. Not to say he was a nice person, hell no, dude was batshit crazy when it came to his personal life. But he was hardly the failure of a leader people think of him as. Thus, we can also say Red Seiba was a good ruler and you're a faggot.

>Nero was actually pretty decent as a ruler.
at best he wasn't as shit as people thought

What would happen if Kirby sucked up Angry Manjew? Would he be corrupted as well?

The Holy American Grail War

Ruler - Thomas Jefferson
Saber - John J Pershing
Lancer - Winfield Scott
Archer - Theodore Roosevelt
Rider - George Washington
Caster - William Tecumseh Sherman
Berserker - Andrew Jackson
Assassin - Lee Harvey Oswald

Place your bet on who would win.

Jackson. Always Jackson.
He'll beat them all to death with his dick and then eat their masters.

>Implying George Washington wouldn't win just because he's George Washington.
>Implying Sherman wouldn't just burn him down with a fire that goes all the way to the sea.
>Theodore isn't secretly a Berserker

user come on.

No, that's Lyndon Johnson. Andrew Jackson would at least use a cane to beat them to death with. Johnson is the one who was quick to whip out his johnson. True story, he'd whip out his dick in high level meetings.

Caster - Jesus Christ

Lyndon Johnson has the biggest balls of all.

>Caster
>Not the Savior Class

I don't think you realize just how much of a batshit insane motherfucker Jackson was.
The Civil War almost started during his presidency, but he told South Carolina he'd fucking kill them if they seceded, so they didn't.
Some rumors started about the Secretary of War's wife being a slut, so he turned on the entire fucking government, including his own VP, and ended all their careers

Full divine spirits can't be summoned.

Actually it was during Jackson's campaign for president that shit talk about his wife being a slut started because her divorce to her previous husband didn't fill out all the way.

She supposedly died of heart break from all the shit talk and Jackson was pissed the fuck off at Hamilton and many others, who he blamed. He then proceeded to undo a lot of shit Hamilton and others did while in government and genocided the Indians (Not like they didn't have it coming).

Long story short: Don't fuck with a man's waifu or he will rape your shit and be salty about it until the day he dies.

They can, but only if they want to.

Holy Grail War, Japan Edition:
Saber: Miyamoto Musashi
Lancer: Honda Tadakatsu
Archer: Oda Nobunaga
Rider: Takeda Shingen
Caster: Kukai
Beserker: Muramasa Sengo
Assassin: Hattori Hanzo

Maybe if he was externally exposed to it, but he's never hurt by anything inhaled.

>Not summoning the mankind aspect of Jesus Christ
user.

>Not telling Jesus if he doesn't participate you'll use the Holy Grail to end all of Humanity.

Whore of Babylon

I'm talking about the petticoat affair, m8.
Not even his own family was spared. His niece was acting as First Lady because of his wife's death, and he threw her out and replaced her with his daughter-in-law.

Actually, isn't Saber mandatory? Her deal was "getting the grail" which means she has to be summoned to the war.

Rate my servant choices.

Broke as fuck Grail War.

I dont even know who would be the final one left standing.

Literally Alucard

Haruhi could wish Alucard away, Gilgamesh might be stronger than Alucard, and Alucard is willing to lose to a strong human.

>A Saber that is physically incapable of holding a sword because he is a sword.

Shirou would get a massive boner over this.

Maybe not. Heroes are weaker as servants because they are shoved into classes, which could weaken Alucard to the point of defeat.

Haruhi is literally a god. Disqualified from the grail war.

What would the cast of a Meme Grail War be like, with memes as Heroic Spirits?

Okay, I'll replace her with this fruit.

Moot as assassin.

CIA as Rider.

If you want a broken war the best caster is probably Tatsuya

What Servant class would each Sup Forums board be?

>Saber- Luke skywalker
>Lancer- Renaud Lavillenie
>Archer- Sterling Archer
>Rider- Masked Rider
>Caster- Monte
>Beserker- Chris Mercer Harper
>Assassin- Osama Bin Laden
>Ruler- Donald Trump

Sup Forums would definitely be Lancer cause we are very agile, display excellent close combat skills, show proficiency in hit-and-run tactics that capitalize on range and speed, and are most likely to fucking kill ourself

Saber - Hercules
Lancer - Hercules
Archer - Hercules
Rider - Hercules
Avenger - Hercules
Berserker - Hercules
Assassin - Hercules

Hercules War is best war.

She wasn't in the first three.

Sup Forums would be berserker.

Saber Arturia "Knight King" Pendragon
Lancer Arturia "Lion King" Pendragon
Archer Arturia Summer/Swimsuit Version
Rider Santa Alter
Caster Merlin (Fragments version - voiced by Arturia's VA)
Berserker Arturia Lion
Assassin MHX

Starting Master Arturia as MC.

>saber- Arthuria
>lancer- Henry VIII
>archer- Robin Hood
>rider- Banastre Tarleton
>Berserker- Mary I
>caster- Elizabeth Woodville
>assassin- Richard III

What type of servant would Dennis Moore be?

Rider.

Tim the Enchanterer is Caster. Dennis is Berserker. Sir Robin is literally the worst Saber ever, and Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Holy-Grail-War is Avenger.

>Saber- Zawisza Czarny
>Lancer- Jan III Sobieski
>Archer- Robin Hood (need some vanilla archer since Fate canon rarely use them)
>Rider- Genghis Khan
>Caster- Koschei
>Beserker- Ivan The Terrible
>Assassin- Kugyō (I wanted some ninja, but hard to find names)

Elliot Rodger as Berserker

>Sam Hyde as Berserker

Avenger - Bill Clinton

This thread

>Nerofags being this pathetic they resort to revisionist theories that have yet to be proven true
Top kek

Jackson would suck Washington's dick with a grin on his face.

saber - James I
lancer - James II
archer - James III
Rider - James IV
assassin - James V
caster - James VI
beserker - James VII

Washington is now a girl. She had to keep it secret because a country couldn't be found or united by a woman. She was also infertile thus didn't have any heir children. If she let power consume her she could've made herself Queen of America and the opposite of Saber.

-Nasu

Fund it

Saber: /tg/
Lancer: Sup Forums
Archer: Sup Forums
Berserker: Sup Forums
Caster: /lit/
Rider:Sup Forums
Assassin: Sup Forums

Other boards if they were in the war
/k/: Archer
/c/: Lancer
Sup Forums: Caster
/m/: Rider
/jp/: Saber
/sci/: Caster
/lit/: Caster
/hist/: Saber
/fit/: Berserker
/r9k/: Berserker
/soc/: Assassin

/his/ would be lancer because they know spears are superior to swords

Saber - Blue Saber
Lancer - Adult Saber
Rider - Suit Saber
Archer - Red Saber
Caster - White Saber
Berserker - Black Saber
Assassin - Naked Saber

...

>Washington a girl
I wonder if female Washington ever got BLACKED by William Lee.

Would jesus christ even be useful in a holy grail war?

Saber- The Blacked swordsman
Lancer- Kyouko
Rider- Jesus Yamato
Archer- Dio
Caster- Onii-sama
Berserker- Joe
Assassin- Shiki

>spears are superior to swords
pleb taste

Will this fight save anime in 2020?

>Holy Grail was magic because it was the grail that held the blood of Jesus
>Jesus is competing into HolyGrailBowl this time around.

What's stopping Servant JESUS to just bleed onto a papercup and win the Holy Papercupbowl right away? That's like saying you have this competition for someone's autograph, but said person also competing to get his/her own autograph.

You'll literally break the Nasuverse

Saber - Lancelot
Lancer - Lancelot
Rider - Lancelot
Archer - Lancelot
Caster - Lancelot
Berserker - Lancelot
Assassin - Lancelot

May the best JETFAG win.

Those pilots were my favourite characters, Lancelot and gilles are cunts

Galahad destined to find and obtain the Holy Grail no matter what.

Matthew from Grand Order defeated the purpose of the storyline without trying.
You can break Nasuverse easily.

> Saber- Abraham Lincoln.
> Lancer- Vivec.
> Archer- Old Man Henderson.
> Rider- Takumi Fujiwara.
> Caster- Skeletor.
> Berserker- Soul of Cinder.
> Assassin- Coldsteel the Hedgehog.

Saber- Hakumen
Lancer- Scathatch
Archer- Juzou Okita
Rider- Takeru Shirogane
Caster- Alladin
Assassin- Kenshiro
Berserker- Caim

>Not Coldsteel the Hedgeheg.

No because Ufotable is finished as a trusted Type Moon slave Studio.

>Shirou vs Kotomine

I can predict it now Ufotable removes all the monologues and turn it into a Hajime no Ippo fight scene splattered with rainbow special effects every punch and kick with EMIYA/Light and Darkness being replaced by a trade mark Yuki Kajiura:This Day and Never again OST.

The dude from Charlotte would make a great berserker

>NP is stealing other heroes' NP(s)

Saber - crossdressing Trump with wig on top of wig.
Lancer - Stalin
Archer - Homura Akemi
Rider - Snoop Dogg
Caster - Medusa
Berserker - Subaru
Assassin - Spooderman

Ruler - Adolf Hitler

>Berserker

He should be Caster instead.

Nothin personnel kid!

>alucard
>lancer

>Alucard
>Not a Lancer

Just give him Vlad's Impalement NP even if I think Alucard should be more of a physical Caster

Illya, Illya, Illya, Illya, Illya, Illya, Illya.