Its the calm before the storm right here

its the calm before the storm right here

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JUST

wait

how was i gonna start this one

i forgot

o yea

das an awfully hot coffee pot
shud i drop it on donald trump? probly not
but das all i got 'til i come up with a solid plot
got a plan and now I gota hatch it
like a dam apache wit a tomahawk
ima walk inside a mosque on ramadan
and say a prayer that every time **** talks
she gets her mou ahh ima stop
but we better give obama props
cause wat we got in office nows a kamikaze
thatll probably cause a nuclear holocaust
and while the drama pops
and he waits for shit to quiet down he'll just gas his plane up
and fly around til the bombing stops
intensities heightened tensions are risin
trump when it comes to givin a shit you're stingy as I am except when it comes to havin the balls to go against me you hide em
cause you don't got the fuckin' nuts like an empty asylum racism's the only thing hes fantastic for cause that's how he gets his fuckin rocks off and hes orange yeah sick tan
das why he wants us to disband cause he can not withstand the fact wer not afraid of trump fuck walkin on egg shells i came to stomp

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Can’t believe I used to listen to him walking home from school everyday as a kid. Fucking disgraceful nigger lover.

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>44 year old, drug damaged white guy trying to rap.

It shows too. His first 4 albums were ok and then he ruined his brain with Valium.

>People it’s inevitable, a beige horizon.
>Brown meets White, no use in disguisin’.

>People out makin’ whoopee, color-blinded by love.
>Genetic criss-crossin’, forgot to wear a glove.

>Whoops! There it goes generational drip.
>Look at the pure-breeds losing their grip.

>Pure what? It’s a lie ask your DNA.
>We been mix-matchin’ since the break of day

>Beige Power! Beige power! Mixy mix arousin’.
>Gonna look the same by the year 3000.

>Beige Power! Beige Power! Can’t fool us with hate.
>‘Dis is America bitch, we already great.

Holy fuck that's the actual freestyle? I thought this was just a hilarious shitpost, but this actually happened?? What in fuck...

holy fucking shit

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Yeah it was good if it was a real freestyle but sounds like he did it for a paycheck.

Pretty not even meme liberal points. Like he read a few headlines or whatever

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Ayyy

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legit kekworthy right there

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rare quality thread

updoot this to the frontpage!

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Bump

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Saved, lad

What did he mean by this?

It wasnt a real freestyle.
1. No one hardly really freestyle anymore
2. It was promotion on tv for his new album of course it was written.

Shit I fucked it up

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Donald Trump is such a vile, evil fascist that anyone can insult him on national television without fear of reprisal.

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Not written. Em is pretyy adament about freestyles being off the dome

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Kek that was so overproduced don’t be a fool it was even cut and edited

it's almost as if facial structure changes over 20 years

Cheah cheah

Art

The only thing this graphic proves is how awful you are at tracing in paint

That was such a bad freestyle, and I'm not saying that because of Trump, his freestyles used to be really damn good.

youtube.com/watch?v=O9o0eNp_U_0

QUICKSAND
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fucking glorious
but you forgot your hat

This old cracker is looking like the guy from Jamiroquai

bretty gud

Eminem had some kind of medical incident around 06 I think, and had to relearn how to speak and rap. Not that I listen to Eminem anymore but there is a very obvious difference between his output before and after that time.

He sounds very stilted and strange in everything from the past decade, even when he's doing his 'impressive' fast rapping.

Really though why are we discussing Eminem, who fucking cares

boooooooooooooooo

It's obvious "Melania" is bleeped out. Why stop there?
tomahawk>ramadan>melania talks
she get her mou-?
-uth filled? with (insert here) cock?

what a worthless, talentless piece of shit 'wigger' he is

Nobody cares what this shitskin wannabe from Detoliet has to say.

He's just a has-been using this to try and reinvigorate his dead nigger "music" career.

Breddy gud user. Dont sell out to the lampshades

>it's pottery

bump for rare Gunther reference

diss track:

Yeah fucking methadone and Valium. Dude was lucky to be breathing right now desu.

lmao he got fat

imagine being this deluded

wtf...

Just wish they would use subtitles so real white folks can understand the crap he says.

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thats what happens when you go from being a fatass to being skinny
eminem used to be fat

EMINEMS A FEMINEM
WHITE NIGGER WHO LOVE MEN
OPEN ASS FOR COCK TO GET EN'

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>>Beige Power! Beige Power! Can’t fool us with hate.
>>‘Dis is America bitch, we already great.
legitimately better than his actual rap