What does virginity smell like?

What does virginity smell like?

You

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You know that musky odor that follows you around all day because you masturbated without showering afterwards?

Like that.

Butthole and vinegar.

Why is Tomoko so obsessed about being a virgin? Isn't that a good thing for a japanese female? She needs to stop watching so much porn.

Salty coins of bags

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Taking a bath has absolutely nothing to do with being clean. It's still possible (and one of the panels in your image hints at it) that she doesn't know to actually wash herself with soap

Tomoko.

How does Tomoko smell after she masturbates?

You should know it

Chestnuts.

No, Watamote is fairly grounded on reality. But the average age for losing it is 19 according to the internet so she's fine for now.

fap straight into your underwear and dont bother cleaning up.

thats what it smells like.

Semen has a scent? I fap about three times a day and just wipe it off on my blanket. I don't smell anything though.

user...

what the fuck

ohhhhhhhhhhh I can't breathe

cheetos

I don't know how to respond to this.

That's disgusting.

Where's that user that left his fap towel sitting on the floor and it grew mushrooms?

>he doesn't know

what the fuck dawg.

>you done diddly fucked up

Oh dear...

Maybe your balls is too small and can only ejaculate a little semen that you couldn't smell it?
To be honest I don't fucking know my semen is so large, thick and smelly I would have use air fresheners every goddamn day

>big semen

I don't smell it because it all goes inside my waifu ;_;.

>why didn't you get me pregnat/
>I have small-semenistius

>has big cums.

4u

Mine doesn't smell either, I don't understand this meme

that's because you have never breathe clean air in your life, outside of your basement

What the hell has this thread become?

There's a difference between a pure virgin and an unwanted virgin.

When did humanity feel the need to draw a line between virginity/non virginity?

There's no difference between the two that you can measure

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It's ancient user. For as long as there was mysticism, purity was linked to magic powers.

Semen smells like bleach, but if you're not doing anything to dispose of it then it's going to rot and stink up the entire room it's in.

>people ain't saying she's craving for normalfaggotry
what a bunch hypoctical shits. She truly the definition of cancerous neet who craves for the dick and wannbe normalshit.

Purity exists as a measure of will not sexual promiscuity, though a lack of will and being a whore are usually proportionately inverse. A strong will to do what is truly in accordance with love, kindness, mercy, and wisdom will have a high purity.

When discussing the matter of purity, please keep the aspects of the Holy Knight in mind.

I understood that reference.

Oh wow, I never thought I'd meet another person who couldn't smell semen. I didn't learn it had a scent until my mid twenties. I look back upon my teenage years with horror.

you know how you masturbate and then don't change your pair of underwear thinking nobody could possibly smell it?

Holy shit, I knew the neo-Sup Forums meme was real, but I never knew it was this bad. When I was in middle school/high school, fapping three/four times a day was completely normal for me and everyone else on Sup Forums. I even suspected that my fap frequency was a bit low. Of course, every single load went into my blanket, because I refused to fuck around with tissues. They're just too hard to use properly. And you know what? The only reason I don't still fap three times a day is because I'm in college and I spend most of my day studying or working. Even then, I haven't stopped. I fap every night when I need to go to sleep, and every single load goes right into my sheets, which get washed once every two weeks if I remember. I've fapped in the bathroom of my school's physics department, less than 30 feet away from a multimillion-dollar experimental setup. I'd tell you to lurk moar, but with the current state of Sup Forums lurking moar would only make you more of a Reddit reject.


as much as I'd like to quit my posting habits aren't going to change in the slightest

Have you ever tried holding it up to your nose?

>complains about newfags
>acts like a piece of shit newfag posting blogs

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Even if I put it up to my nose I only smell something extremely faint. I always assumed it was too faint for anyone else to smell.

I bet y'all never had the bright idea to cum in your own mouth while you were super horny before, jerking to futa or trap doujins.

It's a mistake you only make once.

What a sad little man.

I tried licking some off my hand once
It was extremely unpleasant.

i wanted to, and precum was fine, it didn't taste bad or anything, but anytime i was prepared to do it for real i notice that once you climax you lose all your sex drive, including all crazy fetishes you thought were hot just a second ago, thus i never did it

>exactly the same as before she started

>big cums
Fucking kek

>fapping
I don't know how to.

I don't believe it, and neither do you.

I've actually done it several times.
When the semen hits your mouth, you've already climaxed and suddenly you feel dumb for having shot your own semen in your mouth.
I could never swallow afterwards.

It tastes like your own snot, btw.

Wait what? I wash myself with shampoo and whatnot, but I don't really lather up my body with soap.

Do people do that?

For me it's really the texture of snot that gets me. The taste I don't mind, especially if I drink fruit juice ahead of time.

you've never hocked up your own snot?
It's just gooey, I don't know how you could be grossed out by something that was just in your nasal cavities seconds before.

I used to aim at my mouth while I pleasured myself anally with my butt in the air.

Not gay, though.

this is why you have someone else cum in your mouth

or you could do the degenerate thing and put your cum in the fridge so you can get horny with it later

I used to do it all the time but I've gotten a little too chubby/inflexible to suck my dick now

the thing that got me was the texture and how long the taste lasts in your mouth
I was nauseous the whole day

That's how you take a bath.

soap

It smells kind of nice. :-)

Saturday night Sup Forumsustismo

Nigga acting high and mighty like he doesn't sleep in jizz sheets

>he doesn't sleep encrusted in his own cum cocoon

You belong on reddit.

This must be that "intoxicating" smell all my japanese mangas talk about

What happen ?

>once

Oh yeah, sure. Definitely.

Am I the only one who's semen doesn't taste horrible?

>this whole thread
and I thought I was a degenerate

>I don't really lather up my body with soap
So you just let the hot water touch your body? That's you clean?
fucking caveman

Y-you aren't the same person as are you?

>Of course, every single load went into my blanket, because I refused to fuck around with tissues. They're just too hard to use properly.
>They're just too hard to use properly.

I don't understand how you can get more simple then just putting it over your dick user.