ITT we come up with a rap that directly challenges Eminem with scathing lyrics he can't ignore and will be forced too answer.
Why we do this: Not only because Eminem is faggot who deserves an ass whipping for trying to come after Trump, but because it will red pill normies and shift the overton window further right through catchy rap lyrics about kikes and niggers that Eminem can't defeat.
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literally just moonman
Son vapes,
Blacks rape
Chimps act
Like apes
The only "white" men that are democrats
Spray them down with my gat
A libcuck told me that not all blacks are bad,
I said "shut up, faggot" and showed him some crime stats.
Nah man Moonman doesn't show people crime stats, he's more direct than that.
I'll show you crime stats with a machine gun
Cut back to me when it's all done.
If you still breathin I'll fuck you up some more
I ain't leavin till every nigga is dead for sure
Pull out my AR-15 on MS-13
Thrown 'em off the border wall
empty my magazine as they scream
race traitor cucks will pay the toll, we take no exception to those that burn coal
if you'd rather take a chimpanzee than a man, you're bound to get a visit from the moon man Klan
oh, gotta watch out i dont get vanned
now hold on while i can this nigger man
His mom's a Yeti
Comped hard memes are ready
Tiki torches are heavy
Pocket full of spaghetti
Just meme him as the only acceptable rapper for (((white supremacists))) since he's not a nigger. Like we did with milk
>the 200th eminem thead today
why can't best korea just nuke us
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Or flood everything of his with moms spaghetti crap
>official eminem diss track thread
Sup faggots i'm the dude in his bedroom who is working the shitty eminem diss track right now. Link to the abridged version:
>vocaroo.com
Director's cut incoming
We could say this is a secret track of his
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Johnny Rebel rap style
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Fire
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some topics to touch upon
"if you ignore everything I've previously said then it's the only way that I can talk about morality but if you don't then i'm just a hypocrite just like all the other democrats"
and
"the reason i'm censored and my cds say parental advisory is because of the democrats that no hip hop artists fought for but it was metal artists"
and
"libs talk about black people needing to have their own voice but here i am standing in front of 20 black people talking for them"
Holy shit
Faggot
>"I'm the leader of the free world."
>drops mic
the libshits would lose it if someone satirized key & peele's obongo skit
I musta struck a chord with somebody up in the office
'Cause Congress keep telling me, I ain't causing nothing but problems
And now they're sayin' I'm in trouble with the government, I'm lovin' it
>I shoveled shit all my life, and now I'm dumping it on >White America
>vocaroo.com
NIGGER PLEASE MAKE AN ABRIDGED VERSION OF MY POST
What is that murderhead shit in the middle?
official pol response made from posts 3 threads ago
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Holy fuck user good job
Bump
This came out a few years ago when Benzino tried to take Eminem down but it never got any spins because of a gag order or something.
Eminem said “nigga”.
m.youtube.com
Maybe something to work with.
It's this user's rap name i'm assuming.
#NeverForghetti
Thanks user
Still it seems like kind of a tangent
>Not following along with the picture along with the song fully
object make it rhyme like a......bobject
lul
Is there any sauce on those big beautiful breasts?
Eminem stopped being good after The Slim Shady LP.
Mr. Bond - Hooknose
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Most Holy of Kek!
I am dissapoint that you don't give numers to this gloriously keky project!
Kek, I pray to you, that these alphabet faggots changing numbered posts, oh Kek, that you punish them, all the guilty, in hillarious ways.
Praise Kek!
Oh please, Kek, guide us and glorify your name and the hillarity of naked truth by blessing this thread with pissed off Hollywoodclass producers and cellardwelling degenerate neckbeards with unrealized lyrical gifts and powerlevel 9000+ memetic powers.
Praise Kek. I am yours cuz I know that if you choose, in your whim, to take me. I will atleast be devouverd keking out loud.
kol
PRAISE HIM
The KKK is A-OK
with a ho ho ho
and a hey hey hey
The KKK is A-OK
with a ho ho ho
and a hey hey hey
The KKK is A-OK
with a ho ho ho
and a hey hey hey
The KKK is A-OK
with a ho ho ho
and a hey hey hey
>Son vapes,
>Blacks rape
>Chimps act
>Like apes
Lolichoir needed.
The rest didnt catch my ear. But that could really be part of the choir.
ok here's my spittle.
ayy, ayy, hol up. ugh. ughhh. dam.
nigga be leik. okay. shit. e'reday.
im hard as fuk spoonin my pillow
anime girl on both sides, yah she yellow.
now im having sex with it. no its not weird.
ok, it's a little weird. but i do it when my moms gone at least.
[chorus]
let me creep on your pillow
im a pillow theif
better have sexy girl
or u get the poo pee (pee poo* in the background)
hol up im dialing 9 one one.
someone stole ur pillow
oh that was me. sorry nigger.
only i can touchy tomomi.
i know u want it back but ur black
so just steal another one. u good at that.
but not as good as me, the pillow theif king
hold me.
[chours]x2
Oh isn't this nice I'm getting advice from a rapper who can't live his life without strife
You think I give a shit what you say about my skin faggot you look like a corpse some shitty has been
Mathers is dead
Huh what?
Ya that's what I heard a relapse of a prolapse or something equally absurd
You pretend you care looking like a panther with your fisted hand up in the air ya niggas circling you like your in some prehistoric lair
I'm too bizzi getting thru the thread to check it out but here is an unironic (you).
May Kek grant you a redpilled HillArius laugh early tomorrow. A rejuvenating (and if public: embarrasing - unless you are on drugs or completely shameless) laugh.
As this obviously is gonna go viral, plox give copyrights to fourchan so they can kick out the alphabets and shitty ads.
White guy copies a black man’s music.
KEK
I guarantee this one will give 100% of you feels
it has fuck all views because its been shoah'd from jewtube like 10 times now
its that nutnfancy?
why not, the song is funky as fuck, Mike is a pedo/protector of children against pizzapeople. the chorus is quite redpilled....
It could work. Also jewtube censoring, kike lawsuits and Streisland effect.
You mean The Marshall Mathers LP
Thank (you) - this is cooler than norwegian archive fag.
If it wasnt /pol I'd give you a gold star.
pt 1 of 2
Somebody make a moonman song dizzing emimeme & spam his gay twitter with it until he reacts
All copies of his song would be optimal
>mfw we can drive Eminem insane like shia lecuck
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>Yes Cupoyim, the riches will all be yours if you win
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Yo, my name is /pol,
call me /pollack /political fucking /polycultural-shill-faggot-shota-mommyliquer,
I'm not the D, but I might speak like him
many such cases,
but if you gonna trigger me
you niggerloving (((())))
bleep
then just keep calling me
U spitttle little not without mettle, but spare us your stale material.
Faiiah up that blunt and get creative and angrier and angstier than the king of cuck rap.
When the alternative flags cummed I was so happy like a lgtgbgqqfaggot to identify as Kekistani instead of having to explain in every thread that I am a scando expat.
But I'd rather explain "expat" than "shill".
So here's a "fuck you you degenerate shill."
Not so fast lucy
You guys are shit at creativity.
You have to do it over the best from his song "Stan".
dope
This is amazing!
I assume the next step is to fine tune it and make it go viral?
>/pol
>WE
>WUZ
>RAPPISTS N SHIIEET
truly best timeline
Look eminem, we get it nihilism's your game,
Always repeating edgy self depressive rejections of your fame,
Rejecting your sense of self worth, family, your own sanity is your style, like some adolescent attempt to get some attention, for a while
But all this depravity and self deprecation loses its edge - need to move the ante up - how about going reverse MJ and blacking yourself up, totally rejecting yourself by an unhealthy amount,
And we know the pain you feel inside "crying freckles don't really count",
Because in your dreams you wish someone called you nigger, the ultimate debasement,
for your own cryhard self absorbed, masturbatory relationship
But it's still not enough - how to debase yourself some more? Getting it on with a kid might be the best, huh?
You're just uncool now, past your prime, like a lukewarm pasta, you think your hotshit but your best mates with podesta,
While still whining for attention, recognition and respect - yeah
No
Gun reform for Nevada?
Are those the same guns you were on probation for havin?
African soliders were never told to go back
And I remember watching Villanueva stand for the flag
He didn't kneel like a faggot for the national anthem
And twist facts, that Michael Brown was throwing his hands up
Stop throwing a tantrum, you sound like a bitch
Mad the border wall is stopping you and your friends
From smuggling bricks
Enter a mosque for a prayer
Don't be surprised when they behead you for shaving your beard
Or throw you off the roof for being a queer
Yeah, your agenda is clear. You pander to blacks.
So you can make a little cash off your next shitty track.
How disgusting is that?
Trump aint as stingy as you.
He funded himself, homie you were funded by Jews.
Making us choose, between the POTUS and you?
We voted for him, nobody is voting for you.
this whole thread is cringe overload
Jesus Christ, for the superior race, y'all act like bitches. "Oh no the only rapper I listen to doesn't actually agree with my racist bullshit". I heard the cyber. If anything I was hurt by he weak ads metaphors and them fuckin accents he said he wasn't gonna do anymore. You all chastise the fuck out of entertainers for having any kind of view, but when they say something about your dear overlord, you go apeshit. Right Wing SJW Squads.
>finna cringe
Now we're getting somewhere...
Some user pointed out earlier that his weakpoint is his daugther... you couldn't make it go there?
white boy fuck toy
shlomos little good goy
rappin
let it happen
til a prison niggas balls are slappin
pressed up against the walls
with a daughter left to call
as you fall
when all
your holes are filled up like a fuck doll
and your kid apple eyed
will end up on skippys pizza pie
cause you slipped as it dripped
she'll be ripped up as you watch and cry
yeah you grew up in a tough town
uncle pounding down
giving you your milky crown
clown
so sock it to a real man
no-band
try to slap with limp hands
if you wanna be a niggerfaggot
get yourself a deep tan
i might be harsh and all
detroits rootin tootin Marshall
but i cant go easy on an ass so breezy
take a pass on the banter
youre a little too cheesy
You can take it from here, homes.
The last bit could incorporate it
I'm the biggest eminem fag ever and his rap was cringy as fuck
So I wondered if this would happen, eminem has his lips flapping, ain't nobody clapping, sold out to the jew even Ice Cube knew their pattern. From 8 mile, reaching out to people like Gomer Pyle, trying to invent a new style, little gay boy, we all know you are dres toy and you fell for the kikes ploy. Maybe you should have retired, don't deny it, you can't create anything relevant so now your fired.
True that, this is good, I love how you predict his comebacks.
Social Justice Warrior... how the fuck did they make that a bad thing? Even John Wayne would go 'ease it on the prejustice pilgrim' once in a while - how did these fuckken kcucks make it a bad thing to stand up to opressors? Sad. Many such cases.
holy fucking shit, the madman did it
>these abysmal lyrics with no sense of flow on the bar line and the most generic rhyming schemes possible
These could only be produced by second graders.
From the perspective of Eminem's personal trainer
>Hey Feminem, I'm the new slim shady
>I fucked your wife kim, then aborted the nigger baby
>That bitch, she wasn't even a lady
>She said ahhh, and gargled by baby gravy
That's my contribution
skeltonic verse aint easy
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Concider me the jew in the corner - imma more of a producer than a rapper or musician.
Only thing I might contribute other than encouragment, bumps and with Keks Luck inspiring some talented faggots would be chorous as I do have a Tom Waits-during an anxiety attack-kinda voice.
If you think i should shut up and let the grownups talk just say so. Imma punk-singer/songwriter and this is not even close to my forte.
I have an idea for you autists
Someone find the black man's hand meme and put his daughter Hailie inside of it.
Everything from Blink 1488 has been shoah'd as well. Thanks for the link
Still dont give fuck
\
Zonin off of one joint
Stoppin a limo
hoppin the window
shoppin my demo at gunpoint
A politicist without a clue
what year is this (current year)
fuck a tiki torch
heres a ar 15
go protest with this
live in a muck
nver giving a fuck
give me the guac im drunk
and nvr driven the truck
but i smoke cock in a cab
come back the next week
and stab you with the sharpest knife i can grab
Eminem we haven't heard from you in years
Attack the president, try to save your career
fuck with the trump curse, and watch your daughter disappear
YO YO
TURN MY MIC UP
TOP OFF MY CUP
TRUMP IS A CLOWN
ME IM A BROWN
DEM? DEY MY BOIS
WE SIP STR8 SOY
STAY WOKE. HOW?
MY GIRL MADDOW
>and in other news, users of the nazi anime imageboard "Sup Forums", which has a history of links to mass shootings, hate crimes and child pornography, have spammed rapper Eminem's twitter with a reply to his Donald Trump diss
>sources say the track was quote "fire" and that there may be a new feud in the rap industry the likes of which hasnt been seen since Biggie Smalls and 2pac
*cut to a nignog talking about how he's got beef with us*
it was funny how you was the cool as ice/
back in the ninties, back in you time/
I'm sure your granchild will prove niggers/
are all fine/
u think u shill money will protect you/
but degeneracy catches up in time
OY OY, Let me control those goys
I am the Real Slim Shekel, I am the Real Slim Shekel
OY OY, Goyim can't know if you shut that shit down like the economy going down
OY OY, I tell white people to acknowledge their privilege for black goyim
OY OY, death to America, death to America, power to Israel!
OY OY, tricking goyim into believing that the holocaust was real for my own advantages
OY VEY, my disstrack came straight from the bottom of the oven where my ((((homies)))) fry.
updated
>tfw your shitty rap made it into someones screencap
>but degeneracy catches up in time
like your friend
Weinstein
bitch you lucky Clinton ain't rottin in
cell nine
doing time
maybe I change my fuckn mind
> Now this looks like a job for me
> So everybody follow my hypocrisy
> I used to rap rape fantasies
> But now I'm virtue signalling
THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT
COFFEE POT
Someone needs to kill this 40 year old wigger.
What a fucking loser.
I can't believe white people listen to this absolute garbage and are impressed by it.
I fucking hate niggers and Jews for what they've done to this country and the level of culture that is now mainstream. I fucking hate it.