Alien selfie

This one the alleged alien 'selfie' that broke Sup Forums. Opinions on this?

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that was it? but i thought...

nah, it was this one

That's an obvious photo shop

or was it this one?

or maybe this?

meh, I don't remember

It looks withered. Maybe it knew we were full.

It wasn't this one?

why can't you fuckbois ever post the real one?

I think I remember this one.

i jerk off to it everynight thats why. Shes my alienfu

saw this before but don't remember, story?

leafant kys

Ayyy lmao

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I love treelmao threads

obviously it's ant size because it bypasses the Sup Forums ayylmao AI detection system

It was this I thought?

Actually laughed at this

It was this one.

I have the original.
I refuse to post it here though

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WHY

Fuckin spooky

Looks like a guy in costume desu. Where u get?

The only thing I am certain ever actually broke Sup Forums was that "Technician" who wrote about the SB-3 Ghoul and I think he was just a Tom Clancy wannabe that got too close.

Dis wun

pls tell me more without breaking Sup Forums

the original picture or the original alien?

That's the one.

Pic related is the real one

The encrypted military laptops you can find on eBay for thousands of dollars from time to time?

No guys, this is the original. Jesus Christ, I can hardly look at that horrific monstrosity.

We would neve appear naked

Wouldn’t hi tech alien have a better camera than that tho?

None of these. The real one makes you start to feel sick.

123145---124-515-
Taken inside the courtyard of the federal reserve.

Is this it

Some user went into Tom Clancy levels of detail and Sup Forums levels of LARP about a supersonic stealth that ran on an exotic fuel (liquid hydrogen, IIRC) that had a modular payload bay that could be changed from spy gear to nuclear bomb payloads by physically swapping the bay with another one.

Something about each bay having a service crew that was color coded (nukes were black team, cameras were blue team and signals were green or something).

Sup Forums crashed for 10 hours when this happened.

Can I get a slow, sensual rundown?

The original, REAL one no longer exists. The timeline was (((switched))) shortly after it was posted, effectively erasing all real photos, along with the timeline.

this is a slide thread

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every thread is a slide thread

Except the one that isn't a slide thread but looks like one.

>thinking fidget spinner.jpg

Oh the thing with the frequencies and the secret stealth jet? I remember.

>hi tec
>using conventional camera

wut

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For reference
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/59923873/#59923873

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/59291356/

>this guy blocks your path
>after smacking your girl on the bum
>what do?

Was it this one???


youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ

The treelmao was a clever ruse, but there WAS something on the site they needed to scrub around that time. It seemed mundane compared to the Joshuayyy Tree and thus was simply ignored. Classic disinfo tactic. I've got the picture but the thread really will get deleted upon posting so take some guesses first.

>hint: it was an identifying number for a non-car vehicle

This again...

All those pics are fakes. The real pic had to be sent in small pieces due censorship. NSA has hardware backdoors to everything.