First third is a parody. Last two thirds is the rebuttal.
Ayden Wood
Beautiful.
Colton Garcia
...
Mason Peterson
You didn't include his last verse:
I got a dope rhyme, bellowing out from my body, Sacrifice my career for the Illuminati Jihadi, For over 2 decades, I was the King of all Wiggers, Now I pander my crap to a bunch of low I.Q..........people
>mfw eminems cipher will have 10 times more views than this newfaggy stormcuck vocaroo
Henry Garcia
>he thinks 30 million is a small audience Hello Brainlet
Jordan Gray
>unironically implying this faggy vocaroo will have 30 million views
Daniel Murphy
It's literally what you said yourself. Thanks for confirming your brainlet status in not realizing it.
Aiden Allen
>he thinks 30 million is a small audience
You literally said this vocaroo will have 30 millions views
Brandon Gonzalez
Yes, brainlet. And how many did you say he would have?
Try activating the almonds
Caleb Thompson
have a sense of rhythm first faggot
Brody Price
>he thinks 30 million is a small audience
You literally claimed this vocaroo will have 30 million views
Jackson Powell
I can tell your peanut brain is starting to send warning signals to your mind. Something doesn't feel quite right.... Hmmmmmm
How many did you claim he would have?
Samuel Edwards
Are there the complete lyrics out there for those not used to ebonics?
John Lewis
simply ebin
Isaac Evans
>he thinks 30 million is a small audience
you claimed that the 30 million views this vocaroo you implied will get the views isn't a small audience
Ryan Baker
Hahahaha. Did it click? Did you figure it out?
Are you going to repeat the same line till your goldfish brain forgets what you were doing?
Jonathan Wilson
lol
Julian Long
Go back to dreddit guys. You sound like to little siblings.
Obviously 30 million times ten is the amount of views Eminem has right now or some shit.
Oliver Johnson
pretty sure you are getting baited at this point.
Parker Flores
>he thinks 30 million is a small audience
You literally implied it would get 30 million views
Elijah Evans
>says stormcuck >implies he isn't a newfag epic
Jaxon Rogers
Oh man. The absolute state of lefty/pol/
Christopher Ortiz
>implying stormcucks were tolerated and promoted on this site before Sup Forums was created
Gabriel Cooper
>Obviously 30 million times ten is the amount of views Eminem has right now or some shit.
Do you know that eminem's bullshit was covered on all major news stations?
approximately everybody has seen it by now
Zachary Cook
Whoever uploads this version to Youtube, please include "ft. Stephen "Comped" Paddock" or something similar. I just think that'd be funny as fuck and possibly give it more attention.
Joshua Foster
i heard someone call a jew a kike then i saw a whitey and stole his bike drove over some crackers that were taking a hike waited all day so i could buy the brand new nike
Dominic Garcia
i like trump..... SYKE fucked a girl that looked like a dyke i hate when people call me a nigger i was so angry that i just pulled the trigger
Caleb Davis
Why was this not included?
Logan Kelly
Better than I thought it would be.
Hunter Murphy
>low I.Q..........people
that;s ironic considering how most people that voted for Donald trump the orange cheeto wwe superstar were all trailer trash meth addict white people and uncle tom niggers trying to get higher on the social ladder by trying to dickride white people with their low iq selves
Landon Hernandez
Anyone that has the stems, send them to [email protected] and I'll mix and master them professionally.
Hudson Miller
Great Satire lads
Fuck that cringey faggot Eminem
Lucas Sanders
This. Hope feminem hears it.
Aaron Hughes
Not a shill, been lurking here for almost a decade. This shit is cringe, they made a thread for this? This shit IS GAY. then you faggots and niggers make a vocaroo? I usually tell people to kill them selves instead I'll just kill you. You may have swallowed the Redpill dude, But I advise against some really low level feud. You make this whole board look fucking stupid. Your delusions are lucid, Jesus Christ man all these rhymes are serously putrid. yes fuck Eminem for this really shitty appeal to stay relevant, but also fuck you for trying to make these shitty diss tracks permanent. These are just as awful my rhymes and words, you are doing the same by doing lines on a turd.
The beat is a bit to loud desu, other than that pretty cool. Thanks for making this bit of mischief with us.
Eli Thompson
I fuck Trump up the BUTT He ain't got nothin He wanna build a wall BUT I'LL SHOW HIM CHOCOLATE STUFFIN
I'm freinds with NIGGAS In my HOOD RAT shit nigga I'm the same flava In all different colors nigga
Josiah Phillips
This is amazing well done guys
Jackson Baker
I like it
Hudson Martinez
>trailer trash lol the trailer trash voted Hillary they have always been welfare niggers and deserve the rope along with you.
Robert Wright
Bump
Brody Clark
Needs full lyric posting from beginning to end.
Anthony Ward
its the "pee pee tape" version of Ems song
Robert Jones
Mike and other TDS Jews
Please play this during the break or something next time
Samuel Wright
whats the fucking deal with the coffee pot?
Austin Rodriguez
11/10
Jack Rodriguez
this is excellent, someone who is good at sounding like Trump needs to do the hitback raps
Oliver Flores
Watch the original
Just saw it and OPs is legit much better
Brandon Myers
>I'm not a shill And Antifa is anti fascists.
Carson Butler
Is that not M&Ms singing?
Jacob Powell
Like today.
Robert Flores
>Ummmmmmm no sweetie, your presidency's a me-me >Rape the rump of Ivanka Trump >Cum on her face, master race >White Hitler stache, bash the fash >Smash her gash, her roastie snatch >Gave me a rash, smoke some hash >Fatty orange idiot, liggity split biddiot >Chicka chicka chicka chicka CHICKA >Fuck you Drumpf, you racist! >Blumpfpanzee, orange loser! >Frumpty! Get out! Get out!
Gabriel Gray
the original eminem verse?
Nolan Jackson
The coffee part:
Coffee pot coffee pot, hot coffee that's not coffee in my coffee pot, my name is Marshall and i got a coffee pot, bought it at Walmart almost dropped it in the parking lot, coffee caught before it landed trump hardens my cock, he wrote the art of the deal but I wrote the art of the coffee pot, jerk off my coffee pot so i get off my pot i don't smoke pot unless its made of coffee but it's largely not used to listen to Bob Marley now I just listen to my coffee pot, built a robot out of coffee called it a coffee bot, laughed so hard I got coffee snot runnin out of my nose, but it landed in the coffee spot got a walky talky now, I'm talking with my coffee pot, but hey Trump Coffee pot; that shit's awfully hot
Don't really know how to properly format rap lyrics, so if anyone wants to tidy this up go ahead
Angel Peterson
Yeah, he fucks up some line at the start involving a coffee pot
Lincoln Hughes
New album in a months time, Eminem 9, another chance for king wigger to ignore black on white crime, and pretend it doesn't exist, like your friends do with their kids, shame that reality has made you its bitch, like its a shame a 40yo still acts like he's lit, while he's rapping like a DNC spokesman making a pitch, you still think you're the shit? I'm sorry, that Slim doesn't exist, He would look at you now and probably flip, out, at the amount, of obama's semen you fit in your mouth, you *were* a fucking shark, now you're just a singing trout. Ouch. Better watch out, for all the trayvons lurking about, because they'll break in your house and cry for getting put down, you used to be pennywise now you're bozo the clown
John Bailey
better than everything eminem did since 2003
Jonathan Edwards
The haters will keep trying Haha i ignore them and they keep crying Eminem's pussy is drying.
Before all this bullshit the raps would be fire Eminem i admired you but now you're just a liar that is expired. Oh you're fired. Shit man what is happening to this world The oval office is my new home i'm curled.
Politics should be left out in art what's the point? Rich actors, rich musicians, degenerate people smoking a joint. Einstein would turn in his grave. Science doesn't seem important anymore. I want to cry and hide in a cave. Donald Trump got this though, chant with me. four more. Eminem had his 10minute fame No more bullshit you're lame.
(((First letter of every phrase)))
Ian Gutierrez
every line* Had namefield filled out for a shitpost sorry team.
Caleb Reyes
>mfw I now read everything posted here as something that you could rap
would have even be better if there was a Ted Cruz section in the song >The Delegates Drumpf