Eminem Diss Track /edc/

Extended Director's Cut -- altered the coffee pot portion because some user in another thread posted a fucking excellent verse.

Final edit; now you have the corrected screencap--pic related--and the most updated vocaroo link:

>vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
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If you spread one, spread this one--it's the king cut

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0ie56jRbzI0
youtube.com/watch?v=oktJpCKz8Xo
twatter.com/KellieD43561155
youtube.com/watch?v=87rml7Upxv4
vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First

dis shit should be viral

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I think you should drop the motorhead part.

Jesus fuck, that's cancer

top kek

tfw no Mr. Bond Eminem diss track

Haha. Trumplets BTFO!

i never ever liked eminem or that niggerish music.and since when that manlet started to grow beard? did he took testosterone or smth

I dont get it. How come the lyrics are anti Trump?

vocaroo.com/i/s0ie56jRbzI0

First third is a parody. Last two thirds is the rebuttal.

Beautiful.

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You didn't include his last verse:

I got a dope rhyme, bellowing out from my body,
Sacrifice my career for the Illuminati Jihadi,
For over 2 decades, I was the King of all Wiggers,
Now I pander my crap to a bunch of low I.Q..........people

I'm in the screencap :DD
WE DID IT REDDIT

The coffeepot part hahahahahaa

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS IS TOOOOOO GOOD

GOD DAMN

kek

Nicely done.

Ignore subversive shills

youtube.com/watch?v=oktJpCKz8Xo

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I fucking love you guys

>mfw eminems cipher will have 10 times more views than this newfaggy stormcuck vocaroo

>he thinks 30 million is a small audience
Hello Brainlet

>unironically implying this faggy vocaroo will have 30 million views

It's literally what you said yourself. Thanks for confirming your brainlet status in not realizing it.

>he thinks 30 million is a small audience

You literally said this vocaroo will have 30 millions views

Yes, brainlet. And how many did you say he would have?

Try activating the almonds

have a sense of rhythm first faggot

>he thinks 30 million is a small audience

You literally claimed this vocaroo will have 30 million views

I can tell your peanut brain is starting to send warning signals to your mind. Something doesn't feel quite right.... Hmmmmmm

How many did you claim he would have?

Are there the complete lyrics out there for those not used to ebonics?

simply ebin

>he thinks 30 million is a small audience

you claimed that the 30 million views this vocaroo you implied will get the views isn't a small audience

Hahahaha. Did it click? Did you figure it out?

Are you going to repeat the same line till your goldfish brain forgets what you were doing?

lol

Go back to dreddit guys. You sound like to little siblings.

Obviously 30 million times ten is the amount of views Eminem has right now or some shit.

pretty sure you are getting baited at this point.

>he thinks 30 million is a small audience

You literally implied it would get 30 million views

>says stormcuck
>implies he isn't a newfag
epic

Oh man. The absolute state of lefty/pol/

>implying stormcucks were tolerated and promoted on this site before Sup Forums was created

>Obviously 30 million times ten is the amount of views Eminem has right now or some shit.

Do you know that eminem's bullshit was covered on all major news stations?

approximately everybody has seen it by now

Whoever uploads this version to Youtube, please include "ft. Stephen "Comped" Paddock" or something similar. I just think that'd be funny as fuck and possibly give it more attention.

i heard someone call a jew a kike
then i saw a whitey and stole his bike
drove over some crackers that were taking a hike
waited all day so i could buy the brand new nike

i like trump..... SYKE
fucked a girl that looked like a dyke
i hate when people call me a nigger
i was so angry that i just pulled the trigger

Why was this not included?

Better than I thought it would be.

>low I.Q..........people

that;s ironic considering how most people that voted for Donald trump the orange cheeto wwe superstar were all trailer trash meth addict white people and uncle tom niggers trying to get higher on the social ladder by trying to dickride white people with their low iq selves

Anyone that has the stems, send them to [email protected] and I'll mix and master them professionally.

Great Satire lads

Fuck that cringey faggot Eminem

This. Hope feminem hears it.

Not a shill, been lurking here for almost a decade.
This shit is cringe, they made a thread for this? This shit IS GAY.
then you faggots and niggers make a vocaroo? I usually tell people to kill them selves instead I'll just kill you. You may have swallowed the Redpill dude,
But I advise against some really low level feud.
You make this whole board look fucking stupid. Your delusions are lucid, Jesus Christ man all these rhymes are serously putrid.
yes fuck Eminem for this really shitty appeal to stay relevant, but also fuck you for trying to make these shitty diss tracks permanent. These are just as awful my rhymes and words, you are doing the same by doing lines on a turd.

Stop doing these "raps".

Sincerely from,

everyone here

lyrics anyone?

What is her endgame?
>twatter.com/KellieD43561155

The beat is a bit to loud desu, other than that pretty cool. Thanks for making this bit of mischief with us.

I fuck Trump up the BUTT
He ain't got nothin
He wanna build a wall
BUT I'LL SHOW HIM CHOCOLATE STUFFIN

I'm freinds with NIGGAS
In my HOOD RAT shit nigga
I'm the same flava
In all different colors nigga

This is amazing well done guys

I like it

>trailer trash
lol the trailer trash voted Hillary they have always been welfare niggers and deserve the rope along with you.

Bump

Needs full lyric posting from beginning to end.

its the "pee pee tape" version of Ems song

Mike and other TDS Jews

Please play this during the break or something next time

whats the fucking deal with the coffee pot?

11/10

this is excellent, someone who is good at sounding like Trump needs to do the hitback raps

Watch the original


Just saw it and OPs is legit much better

>I'm not a shill
And Antifa is anti fascists.

Is that not M&Ms singing?

Like today.

>Ummmmmmm no sweetie, your presidency's a me-me
>Rape the rump of Ivanka Trump
>Cum on her face, master race
>White Hitler stache, bash the fash
>Smash her gash, her roastie snatch
>Gave me a rash, smoke some hash
>Fatty orange idiot, liggity split biddiot
>Chicka chicka chicka chicka CHICKA
>Fuck you Drumpf, you racist!
>Blumpfpanzee, orange loser!
>Frumpty! Get out! Get out!

the original eminem verse?

The coffee part:

Coffee pot coffee pot, hot coffee that's not coffee in my coffee pot, my name is Marshall and i got a coffee pot, bought it at Walmart almost dropped it in the parking lot, coffee caught before it landed trump hardens my cock, he wrote the art of the deal but I wrote the art of the coffee pot, jerk off my coffee pot so i get off my pot i don't smoke pot unless its made of coffee but it's largely not
used to listen to Bob Marley now I just listen to my coffee pot, built a robot out of coffee called it a coffee bot, laughed so hard I got coffee snot runnin out of my nose, but it landed in the coffee spot
got a walky talky now, I'm talking with my coffee pot, but hey Trump
Coffee pot; that shit's awfully hot

Don't really know how to properly format rap lyrics, so if anyone wants to tidy this up go ahead

Yeah, he fucks up some line at the start involving a coffee pot

New album in a months time, Eminem 9, another chance for king wigger to ignore black on white crime, and pretend it doesn't exist, like your friends do with their kids, shame that reality has made you its bitch, like its a shame a 40yo still acts like he's lit, while he's rapping like a DNC spokesman making a pitch, you still think you're the shit? I'm sorry, that Slim doesn't exist, He would look at you now and probably flip, out, at the amount, of obama's semen you fit in your mouth, you *were* a fucking shark, now you're just a singing trout. Ouch. Better watch out, for all the trayvons lurking about, because they'll break in your house and cry for getting put down, you used to be pennywise now you're bozo the clown

better than everything eminem did since 2003

The haters will keep trying
Haha i ignore them and they keep crying
Eminem's pussy is drying.

Before all this bullshit the raps would be fire
Eminem i admired you but now you're just a liar that is expired. Oh you're fired.
Shit man what is happening to this world
The oval office is my new home i'm curled.

Politics should be left out in art what's the point?
Rich actors, rich musicians, degenerate people smoking a joint.
Einstein would turn in his grave.
Science doesn't seem important anymore.
I want to cry and hide in a cave.
Donald Trump got this though, chant with me. four more.
Eminem had his 10minute fame
No more bullshit you're lame.

(((First letter of every phrase)))

every line*
Had namefield filled out for a shitpost sorry team.

>mfw I now read everything posted here as something that you could rap

would have even be better if there was a Ted Cruz section in the song
>The Delegates Drumpf

It's on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=87rml7Upxv4

Goddamn

Hope the user who recorded it last night comes back. We could probably make an entire cd of eminem disses.

The coffee pot part was kinda lame.

I think they redid it, the vocaroo audio is different vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
it's around the same time

I liked it cuz it was mocking eminems stupid coffee pot verse. It's one of my favorite parts cuz its so autistic

Whew thats fire

best shit!

Lmao, whatever you say Mr Soros.

BTFO.

This deserves a comped

10/10

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