quick rundown: >famous slovenian folk singer >described as the styrian nightingale >hated by libtards for his patriotic songs >decides to run for president for shits and giggles >polls suddenly have him at 48% >will probably make it into the second round >his only contender is a establishment commie cuck >fiercly anti-immigrant >pro-crhistian values >anti-gay marriage
when I was almost certain Ill die alone when there are no ladies in this world she suddenly appears and changes it all
legs for days, angelic face I came to her trembling wanting to take her by force, oh yes
I think she is the right for me Oh, what would I give for a woman like that So I say to her: babe, would you come with me? she nods and we meet at my place
But then suddenly SHOCK, OH MY GOD! This cannot be! She has a penis, a bigger one than my friend Dennis!
So I ran as fast as I can Cause NO, NO, NO, NO I ain't touching that thing!"
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Oliver Scott
how can he be against trannies when he look like a fucking faggot himself? i'm confused...
Brandon Baker
He looks like a transwoman
Gabriel Howard
Is he acting like fag ironically?
Adam Bennett
WTF? How much power has your president? Is it like Germany or more like French?
Chase Rivera
>Damjan Murko
Never heard for him but he sounds based
John Martin
like the 99% Sup Forums he sincerely believes he can rock the fashy hair.
Jonathan Bailey
well he's the commander of the amred forces..., but the establishment media always shill for Borut Pahor - a literal commie who has no real opposition in the whole country.
Christian Green
So kind of the Austrian model. Wish him luck and if he doesn't win consider shooting the other guy. We need more political assassinations in Europe
Andrew Long
he pissed off a lot of libtards with this video. That's why they are down voting him.
I think this guy was more disappointed in the tits than the dick.
Isaiah Jackson
>She has a penis, a bigger one than my friend Dennis! Why does he have his friend's penis size committed to memory?
Xavier Lee
>anti-gay marriage
He looks like an utter faggot tho
Samuel Cooper
seems like a faggot.
Jackson Barnes
>Slovinia >Not always been based
Has solvenia not always been based?
Ian Flores
hes just European
Benjamin Peterson
This guy is going to be the savior of Europe?
Matthew Carter
He's married. And has kids.
Mason Davis
Jesus...anyway, sounds like a cool guy. How are his chances of winning?
Leo Campbell
pfff he married a tranny and liberals STILL hate his tom-foolery.
Carson Evans
[insert tirone's "TOP KEK" webm here]
Camden White
LOL
Ryan Robinson
Says more about actual women though.
Jose Hernandez
Isn't Sok a drink?
Also this looks like your average Slovene kek, terrible song senpai. You need some Stoka.
Jace Nelson
I mean you might have ballpark estimates in your head,or your friend has a small dick and tranny has big?
Bentley Hernandez
Sok is juice. Šok is just Shock.
Thomas Hill
>this is the best slovenia has to offer a shame you havent been glassed yet
Zachary Lopez
In Polish sok is juice. As for the song, it sound pretty nice and Eastern European.
Ayden Ramirez
for the last couple of years some establishment commie had literary no opposition. People who ran for president were either on the far-left or center.
This guy decides to run on a hard right-wing platform, msm laugh at him because he's not from the political world (folk singer) but is gaining track. The other candidates are polling at 3-4%, so he will likely make it into second round facing off with the establishment commie we just had for president.
literary anyone can become a presidential candidate if he can secure enough signatures, then he is put into the first round of candidates, if the vote is split , we have another round of elections where the two main contenders face off in finale.
Jordan Carter
There is no way this is true and this might be the gayest European I've ever seen
Brody Sanchez
Sounds super fucking Polish fama, I love deep Slavic voices rapping.
Most Slavic rap though is fucking garbage dude you gotta fine the good ones.
Luke Lopez
> when a shitty musician is the closest we can get as a "right" wing politician
End my nation,Murko running would shut down the right even more as it would be a joke. Thanks for making the leftists gain even more superiority.
Joseph Roberts
what the fuck is this thread even
Brandon Cooper
we have almost no jews in slovenia. but he is a supporter of "Domobranci" aka "home guard" a ww2 pro-nazi death squad.
I am glad that there are people like that still left in this world. So sick of policial correctness.
Ryder Gutierrez
as if Richard Spencer isn't a effeminate looking.
James Long
Yeah you guys can't really compete with the other Ex-Yu countries in terms of right winged parties.
Just blame the Albanians and Bosniaks most of you guys hate the younger ones from what I hear.
Oh fuck holy shit, how come I've never found this? Starts comfy than hits you with the fire.
Jace Lopez
I think you're trolling. He doesn't give me any vibes that he a 1488 nationalist or anything of that sort. He looks like a fag and acts like a fag.
Joshua Campbell
stay mad commie roach. We will be raping your mongrel mothers and using their triglavkas as a gag
Zachary Evans
Meme magic is fucking real, lads.
Jack Mitchell
Please elect this man. You know Trump will invite him to the white house.
Cameron Nguyen
I don't love Serbs but most treat me better from than my Croatian half.
I say shill the splitting Bosna with Croats and Serbs taking over the land. Orthodox and Katolik still believe in Jesus Christ and God.
Bosnjaks are white Euro's who had a weak identity thus easily turned into Muslimans. What's wrong with you faggot? He is a closet fag totally.
Ryan Nguyen
epic put me in the screencap le ameribro XD
Asher Gomez
Thats a man
Levi Harris
All Slavic countries need to bury the hatchets and organize quickly or else (((Western Europe))) is gonna fuck us over. We can't keep having this infighting or else niemcy is gonna pick us off one by one.
Robert Hughes
like I said. Libtards consider him "literary Hitler" because he supports the "domobranci" and is a popular nationalist folk singer.
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His views are conservative christian, anti-immigrant, pro-life... which makes him "literrary hortler" in the eyes of this cucked country.
Sebastian Bailey
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Easton Young
Croats and Slovenes usually shill for faggot Germans and Serbia want's Rusiya to rule over us all.
We need a V6 (Add in Slovenija and Hrvatska)
The Balkan also need their own Balkan confederation (Srbija,Romania,Greece,Bulgariya)
Russia can fuck off and so can Western fucks.
Wyatt Nelson
Well we can't fight Russia and Fourth Reich at the same time. I think it would be better for us to at least temporarily cast our lot with our asshole cousins in Russia rather than outright foreigners from (((Niemcy))). But yeah, Visegrad Group should really increase cooperation.
Jayden Reed
he is married. has kids.
>implying you wouldnt
Nathan Garcia
>Go to war against milosevic in 1991 >don't need NATO to come mop up your shit for you >declare independence at the same time as polen and other post soviet countries
slovenia and croatia are based af. the whole reason milosevic REEEEEED so hard when bosnia etc left is cause they were feeling cucked af cause of croatia and slovenia
Jordan Jones
Wish we had such a based president
Brandon Sanchez
>kids That's key there. It means that unlike all the other assholes in the EU he actually has a stake in the future.
Brody Parker
and why is a leaf here to judge who goes where? go home, chink
Samuel Clark
>Russia can fuck off no one gives a fuck about your irrelevant cunt, Janez
Thomas Cox
What's with his head Sup Forums
Luke Smith
stay salty ausfag
Sebastian Howard
It is immune to yarmulkes. Clever Eastern European design.
Hudson Parker
Fuck off Afrika tier aids nigga. Because you try to dominate cunt bag.
Jaxson Jackson
I thought that we were the only nation with this type of music, thank god we aren't alone.
Nolan Carter
please for the love of god elect this guy
Bentley Hernandez
>polls suddenly have him at 48%
Source?
Luke Williams
I'm a tranny and this is funny. Wtf how is this any more offensive than fucking ace ventura.
Eli Peterson
i already liked slovenia for the great snowboard i bought years ago. Now i love it.
Jaxon Miller
t. Crypto-austrian subhuman gayface effeminate trash italo-austrian scum think they can call themselves SLAVIC
Zachary White
This. Within 2 seconds I could tell this guy was a bigger fag than her.
Benjamin Jones
Who are you voting for this year ?
Jonathan Kelly
kek
Ayden Ortiz
whom
Jayden Fisher
Pls leave.
I'm not Slovenian retard.
Grayson Torres
who cares South Slavs are subhumans
Aiden Russell
It's a faggot.
Brayden Richardson
Top tier D&C.
Angel Hughes
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Landon Bell
>flag Shit bait subhuman mongol nigger
Anthony Harris
Hahahhaha
Aiden Powell
.t Russian lmao
Pls leave Changalang-Ivansky.
Gabriel Campbell
looks and sounds like a massive faggot
Hudson Hill
fucking trump did it why not him?
Luis Gray
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Jose Garcia
Damjan Murko has been a meme for as long as i know of him, he's just being ironic most of the time and really doesn't care about much other then getting laughs and attention Dennis is probably a reference to Denis Avdić, a radio host he probably hangs out with (or they fucked explaining how he knows his dick size)
Gabriel Perez
what ru in middleschool?
Carter Bailey
>She has a penis, a bigger one than my friend Dennis! Top kek
Jaxson Phillips
>massive faggot hating massive faggots
interesting
Ethan Jackson
HE LITERALY HAD A SPEECH WHERE HE SAID THE RIGHT PATH IS NOT LEFT NOR RIGHT BUT IN THE MIDDLE