Holy shit, I can hear the French screaming

Holy shit, I can hear the French screaming

Well, yeah. That's expected when you have terrorist attacks every day.

I've never cooked anything. What's wrong with frying things in butter? Was it supposed to be oil or something?

>I've never cooked anything

I hope you're underage and not completely useless garbage.

/ck/ defence force

The problem is the fucking onion

>onions
>in fucking butter
I don't really cook that much (just did from time to time before starting to get into it because I'm abroad) and this is fucking disgusting.

.t actual Frog

French mods?

>Implying Jamie Olive Oil is better.

>eating onions in the first place

Found the problem.

>cooking onions
raw or bust desu

What the fuck is wrong with that? Name one fucking thing. When you caramelize onions you do it on low heat, the butter won't burn anyways. That's why olive oil also works for this. It makes them taste better as a result. I see French cooking is too afraid to do something that makes logical sense.

>hating onions

Found the underage.

Southerner here
I don't get the problem. All I see is the onions are sliced. Why not just mince them?

>too afraid to do something that makes logical sense.

So you use the imperial system, right?

>if you're cooking you go to /ck/
Lazy burger flipper detected.

I'm not french, but I almost puked..

>can I have a half-litre of beer please

The fuck is wrong with you people?

Onions add great flavor to things. Butter is something good to cook with.

Do you order cola in pints, motherfucker?

>hating on fried onions

Is this a meme?

are you the guy who eat butterdogs till he got autism

Okay a guide for NEETs that think microwaving popcorn means cooking

Bechamel does not have onions
You can't fucking use butter to fry onions

I think they are hating on butter, as if it's worse than any other fat.

The fuck is butterdogs.

>Bechamel
That probably should have been in the OP.

Don't mind them, just people who only had their onion raw on their burger in their life.

When did Sup Forums start falling for the olive oil meme?

I think that girl is into her teacher, she is too "motherly" around him

>Raw onions

Why do people do this?

Here, here

Well

You're a picky fuck, you know that?

>not dropping a cut onion and hotdog into a pan of butter and making a delicious meal

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No it's just that raw onions are shit, but it you cook them they are delicious and add great flavor to food

Sunflower oil and olive rip butter apart anyday. Fuck you.

Senpai kun

Mayonnaise as well?
Now I want to try a lasagna with layers of mayonnaise and ketchup.

>The fuck is butterdogs.
a hot dog bap with a cuboid of butter in it instead of a sausage

>tfw I can eat every vegetable except fucking TOMATOES of all things

fuck

I think I just threw up a little.

are you me? Tomatoes make me puke

Thanks, America.

Underage.

Red onions are best raw, yellow are best sautéed.

>Tomato
>Vegetable
user, there's something that you need to know...

>Sunflower oil

Do you also like truffle oil and skyr foam?

So what's wrong with frying onions in butter? Sounds to me like a delicious way to make onion rings.

I can eat them when they're in a soup or something, but not whole.

Americans ladies and gentoomen.

What the fug do you mean, 95% of fried things in the europes use that oil, its cheap and have no flavor to ruin stuff

What are you guys sperging out about?
There's nothing wrong with frying onions in butter.

But in this episode they tried to make a white roux, onions have no place in this step.

It's used sometimes in salads sometimes, too. I personally prefer it to the olive oil, even though it is high in saturated fats.

>mfw frying onions in butter is triggering people's autism
If you want good caramelized onions you fry them in butter with a little bit of oil to prevent the butter from burning.

There's nothing wrong with cooking onions in butter, ghee or half butter/half oil.

There is, however, something desperately wrong with you if you put chopped onions in a bechamel instead of using a studded onion.

Raw onion with tartar steak.

Fucking delicious desu.

>in butter with a little bit of oil to prevent the butter from burning.
I duno user, you should probably steam everything just so when you talk about your cooking you don't upset the autismals.

Why would you EVER fry anything in butter? When I cooked with butter in my teens, it fucking smelled like shit, and the thing I fried with it had a taste that made me feel disgusting.

Sunflower oil or sesame oil are the best oils for frying, anything else just fucking changes taste for the worse.

You can use it to caramelize them though.

>American cooking

Sketti, butter and ketchup?

I don't get this either. Did I miss a fucking memo or something? Slowly caramelizing onions in butter is friggin' amazing. Plenty of dishes around the world that use it. If they burn you're just an impatient retard that cranks the heat up too much.

Fuck you all. This is now a cooking webm thread.

No, white sauce is for kebabs

but tomato is not a vegetable, it is a fruit.

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They are screaming every since they lost their number one spot.

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Butter can't get hot enough to fry really. It will just burn if you try to turn it up.

That's called garlic sauce you ingrate.

Don't respond to the obvious bait, user. It's quite obvious Sup Forums doesn't know a damn thing about cooking. You came to Sup Forums to discus anime, not how real life works.

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The reason of this is clear

>guionisto-kun guionisto-kun
>naninani
>nani stuff does the eurogaijins use to kokku stuff sore sounds french?
>bata soshite onions
>arigato harakiri-san

If you fry white fish in anything that's not butter you have to be completely retarded.

MURRIKA
FUCK YEAH

Makes me wonder if people who say "but I never cooked anything" are being completely serious, how can you live as a minimal functional adult if you can't cook the basics?

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>frying
>not grilling

>mfw Sup Forums tries to talk about cooking as if they know what they're talking about
t. actual chef

>people sperging this hard over fucking oils

Unless you're 1) Jamie olive oil or 2) king Harlaus butterlord, you're not going to taste a difference beyond whatever placebo effect your memefried brain produces. If you have more than 3 ingredients, then their tastes are going to completely drown it out anyway. The only oil that has an actual striong taste is sesame, and that's meant to be used as a flavourant anyway.

t. supertaster. Fuck off with you memes.

I deep fry them in batter.

Cook with all the butter you goddamn want

never followed a twitter so hard in my life

This twitter is pretty gud desu

Japan have issues

>If you have more than 3 ingredients,
But I only have rice and beans.

>grilling
>when it's winter

>Point is that onions don't go in Bechamel.
>Sup Forums sperges because they cooked something with butter.

You guys are silly.

>supertaster

S-sorry for being so lewd, but have you ever tried sucking a dick (your own counts, too)? If so..could you describe its' taste in detail?

Holy crap; more?

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Jesus christ user

Ain't that Nice of you.

Was that a cherry tomato in the center?

You can grill indoors, you know. It fills your whole home with a pleasant aroma.

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HHHNNNNNNNNNGGG

Won't the smoke kill you?

>frog
>doesn't know how to sauté

Pretty fucking embarrassing. That's like an Amerifat not knowing what a hamburger is.