ITT We write Eminems next rap

DRUMPF

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IMMA JUST START SCREAMIN

MY SHIT IS STEADY STINKIN'

okay... okay... lets get started...

Might be you start gleamin'

nigger

COMPED

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tell sweden to stop chugging semen

I wanna start with a shoutout to the rightful winner hillary, the victory that was robbed by a bunch of hillbillys

fpbp

This is political
hypocritical
Ejaculation Fascination
Hotel, Motel, Trump Hotel, Cock Show & Tell
Big Gay Faggot Niggers dancing in my throat
I'm about to lick some penises on a damn boat

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

BY AN ICE AGENT
KNOCKIN' ON HIS DOOR AND HATIN'
LIKE DEM NAZIS WITH THEY HOT COFFEE POTS
SHOULD I DROP IT ON BLUMPFY?
PROLLY NOT

awww yea daz rite
awww yea daz rite
awww yea daz rite

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHERE'S MY SNARE?
I HAVE NO SNARE IN MY ASS

>fuck donal Blumph
>he really gives me the hump
>now I gotta take a dump
>I had a spicy lunch

>ouch

I said I'm sorry Donald
I never meant to hurt sperm!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my anus

How about: Why are Americans so stupid?
Consider everything that Trump has been doing (upsetting the status quo of American govt/policies) benefits in particular the Red Bear.
All the discontent/nationalism in NATO countries.
NATO election problems.
Radioactive isotopes over EU.
It's entirely possible he's a Soviet cuck taking down the West for mocking him his entire life!
All he has to do is fuck it all up and bounce to Moscow. I hope Snowden likes pee parties.

I'M A FUCKING WHITE MALE

I'MA SHIT ON MY DICK WHILE A NIGGER FARTS

I'MA SUCK NIGGER DICK PLAYIN' MARIO KART

I'MA TOSS A NIGGAS GOTDAMN SALAD

I'M RHYME SOME SHIT WIT SALAD

SUCK MY DICK, YA GREASY SPIC
EAT SHIT NIGGA SUCK MY DICK

...

Trump is a racist with bad hair
killing brown people, cutting welfare
his skin orange, his hands so tiny
typin on twitter all day, yeah he so whiny
we needa impeach him and bring our boy obama back
before this egomaniac gets us all killed in a nuclear attack

Now I would never diss my own president just to get recognition
Take a second to listen before you think this record is dissing
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your president tweeting about nuclear war on internet

OOOOHHH

twitter.com/AndyMilonakis/status/918082251623079936

Trump ain't afraid to fight
fight for what's right
fight for the whites and their might

And Hillary getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your election!

WHOOOAAAA
WHOAAA

Mashall Mathers sucking the cocks of my jewish masters

Raping actresses on hotel mattresses

EMALEMS BE INVITED TO THA SENPAI BBQ

PUT TURNIPS IN MY HEADPHONES

Just call me Ronnie McDonnie
I got them burgers and fries
Throw on my makeup and my wig yeah it’s a hella disguise
To be creepin through your hood I’ll drop you niggas like flies
Grab your paper hit the kitchen and bake crisp apple pies

Your crew of blacks for Mathers didn't even matter

For being there for Marshall, they sure seemed impartial

You built a wall out of dudes that can ball

There won't be any Dr. Dre when I take your Obamacare away

Please copy the plan of Stan, your biggest fan and drive off a cliff in a minivan

after receiving a letter saying I like Kid Rock better

We're both fighting with some Kim bitch, so don't make me reach for my nuke switch

Yo, I grab pussy
What's your beef with me?
Everyone knows you're more homophobic than 1953

Before you went on blacks tv and dumped your career in the crapper
You were the homie Pence's favorite rapper

We both get called Daddy by our daughter, but just because of this stunt, Flint is never getting clean drinking water

So before you ever decide to take it there again, next time I'm calling you wigga instead of Wafrican Wamerican

Have you ever loved your race so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Dotard, look what I made", Dotard's gotta go catch a plane
"Dotard, where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play, Hailie, baby, your Dotard's busy
Dotard's writing a song, this song ain't gon' write itself
I'll give you one underdog and you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mom's spaghetti

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

ayo ayo ... unhh... *inhales from joint* hee hee hee
ayo ayo mic check mic check
auhnnn

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9NiZqppX0s

why is this so funny

I was born with a dick in my Trump, yeah, fucked in the Trump
Trump said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the white house"
Can't we just play with Hillary Clinton instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
make a tweet, get some rest," the next day, my governor said
"I don't know what the fuck's up with America
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed
He just asked Kim Jong Un to lick me"
"Donald, don't let that korean get you upset
Go in there, stick a fucking nuke to his neck
I'll bet you he's tweeting, I'll bet you, I bet
He probably just wants to see how gay you would get
I'll go handle this, of course unless you object"
"Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his Obama"

My songs suck
I am a cuck
Leftist cock
I like to suck

Yo my name’s Donald Trump and when will Eminem learn?
Couldn’t produce a son he got feminine sperm
I got Don Jr, Eric, and even Baron’s rockin my style
Don’t test me shady cuz I aint used my glock in a while
You’re a manlet even Ivankas bigger than you
She married Kushner, why you takin the dick of the jew?
You want more recognition, why you actin so pushy?
When I touch you you’ll know the definition of grabbin a pussy
Sad and depressed your grandkids are gonna be white
Even though you went and sacrificed your ass like a fag to a kike
Yeah I’m President white boy and I’m drainin the swamp
Heard you always order sushi but you can’t get it comped
You really wanna wage war against my army of memes?
I got millions of autists who part of Donald’s regime
Like you and Rand I’ll keep it short but Fuck you with an uppercase F
So suck my dick you little faggot and don’t forget to Praise Kek!

Listen Mr. Cheeto you're straight up finito
Grab her by the pussy but you couldn't make a free throw
Ha, now aint that silly
Kinda like how your dad loaned you a milli
People dying on the streets
People tryin to just eat
and I'm a washed up white dude
tryna stay on my feet
My rhymes bring the fire you can see it in my eyes
Ima verbally assault you and then make you cry

fuck i cant do this anymore this is too much of a waste of time.

like toy soldiers

Coffee pot

PLEASE ANSWER ME GROMPF REEEEEEEEe

Good start would be this first few seconds of this vid:
youtube.com/watch?v=O_FV1CBgjNU

But when she says baby,
Oh no matter what comes ain't goin' nowhere

PJW hates SJWs

yo

>Mashall Mathers sucking the cocks of my jewish masters

orange

DOOR HINGE

BLORMPF COMPF DROMPF GRONKMPF

MORE BINS
WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT FUCKING ORANGEMIND

hes gon geh rih ofal imigrehns

stupid eminem rap style is so easy, anyone can do it

2 scoops
yea yea
fuck drumpf

YO, uhuh.... MY MUM LEFT ME BUT SHE DONT ME DUMB UNLIKE YOU

Orange Porridge with George and his forehead

it's a cis normative society
the patriarchy inside of me,
I voted Hillary to assuage my guilt but I still got a penis outside of me.

have an upboat

coffee pot
doorknob

and Dr Dre said

Oatmeal is a type of porridge, and the two terms are often used interchangeably, but not all porridge is made from oats. A porridge is a hot cereal that can be made from a variety of grains, vegetables or even some legumes. (Remember the nursery rhyme "Peas porridge hot?"). It's most commonly boiled in water or milk until it's a mushy substance.

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Donald trump? More like bronald glumpf
Get on ya knees and swallow my cumpf
Fucking rumpf
Ronald clumpf
Basic rasict too scared to face this
Clap back and get ya face mushed
Tormented hill, scared away bill
For her at Costco, well guess what I'm still
With her, she won, watch ya back Don
Coming at you with this gun, this chump
Thinks he's my prez well he's not
Grab em by the pussy, think I forgot?
Pee pee tape, we seen it play
Accused of Rape, day by day
GLUMGPF little chump
Donald trump

KEK

hi
>muh name is
WHO
>muh name is
WAH
>muh name is
>LITERALLY FUCKING HITLER

DRUMPFFFFFFF YOU CROSSSED THE LINE
YOU GOTTA BE SOMWHERE ELSE NOT HELPING THE NIGGERS ALL THE TIME
SHIETTT
IM TRYING TO MAKE A DECENT RECORD THOUGH
SINCE I CANT CALL THESE FAGGOTS FAGGOTS ANYMO
SO IMA RIP ON YOU INSTEAD YOU ORANGE RACIST
IMA GIVE YOU A TASTE OF WHAT YOUR OWN MEDICINE TASTEISZ

He's back boys
Eminem is /ourguy/. he was just playin
youtu.be/xdgjDRqiFRM

The Indian Monsoon turns large parts of India from a kind of semi-desert into green lands. See photos only taken 3 months apart in the Western Ghats. In places like this it is crucial for farmers to have the right timing for putting the seeds on the fields, as it is essential to use all the rain that is available for growing crops.

DONALD TRUMPALSTILTSKIN
HATER OF THE SHITSKINS
FUCK BOTH NORTH AND SOUTH KOR-EANS
FUCK THOSE NIGGAS FROM NEW ORLEE-ANS

(chorus)
THESE ARE
HIS WORDS
NOT MINE
NEVERMIND THE FACT I'M 45
I'M A TROUBLED KID JUST LIKE YOUUU
WE'RE THE ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED YOOUUUUTH

HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES
NO PAIN COMPARED TO HIS REIGN
WE CAN'T FEIGN (ignoraaaance)
JUST COMPLAIN
HE'S INSANE

All I got so far

>not all porridge is made from oats

Sassenachs, everyone.

Oops, I spilled coffee on my dick
Take your pick
Of these rhymes I'm about to flick.. at you

Feminem BTFO

fire

Goodbye Eminem

Would be pretty funny if em got in a rap battle with 4 chan and lost.

It could happen.

Dope

There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus
Fuck around and catch all the venereal diseases
My thesis'll smash a stereo to pieces
My a cappella releases classic masterpieces
Through telekinesis, it eases you mentally
Gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite

good or bad?

Why was Eminem so angry?

Another occasionally quoted suggestion is that 'Kelantan' derived originally from the Indian 'Kolaan Thana' or 'Kolaam Thana', which meant 'Land of Kolaan' or 'Land of Kolaam', the term 'kolaan' or 'kolaam' referring to the floor paintings/diagrams in the numerous Hindu temples which dotted the land in the very ancient days. 'Kolaan Thana' or 'Kolaam Thana' gradually became 'Kelantan' to fit in better with the speaking dialect of the local people.

YO DANALD DRUMPF
YOU ABOUT TO GET STUMPF
CUZ I SERVE THE JEWS
CONSTANTLY LICK THEIR SHOES
TAKING BIG NIGGER DICK IN THE ASS
SOMETIMES IN MASS
BUT MY FANS NOW KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT
I'M A GIANT SELL OUT

The distinction between West and East Malaysia (Sabah and Sarawak) is significant beyond the sphere of geography, because as well as they were separate regions before the formation of The Federation of Malaysia, thus having a different court structure, and the eastern states have more autonomy than the original States of Malaya, for example, autonomy in immigration. These rights were granted as part of Sarawak's 18-point agreement and Sabah's 20-point agreement with Federation of Malaya in forming the Federation of Malaysia.

In Jewish and Christian tradition, the love of money is condemned as a sin primarily based on texts such as Ecclesiastes 5.10 and 1 Timothy 6:10. The Jewish and Christian condemnation relates to avarice and greed rather than money itself. The Jewish and Christian texts (scriptures) are full of parables and use easy to understand subjects, such as money, to convey the actual message, there are further parallels in Solon and Aristotle

>when a few virgin NEETs put out a more fire track than anything Feminem has done ever
vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j

Can you believe Eminem is only about one year older than Andy?

And Trump, you are finished.

MOTOR DOTARD GO-GURT DOG TURD

>air horn

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

sexually Identify as go౦ԁ sHit thats some good shit right there. Ever since I was a boy

what the fuck I can read islam now

Nigger

Alright all you Libtards, now is the time,
to parrot my views, because I can rhyme.

I got some dope raps, bellowing out from my body,
Sacrifice my career, for the Illuminati Jihadi

I'll spit ignorant garbage, til the end of my days
And join hands with the Muslims, to murder the gays (as in happy people).

For over 2 decades, I was the King of all Wiggers,
Now I pander my crap, to a bunch of low I.Q.............people?