We live in a timeline where Eminem is now a bearded SJW faggot with weak rhymes and a shit flow

>We live in a timeline where Eminem is now a bearded SJW faggot with weak rhymes and a shit flow.

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That's an AWFULLY HOT
COFFEE POT

>Liberals: "OMFG SO POWERFUL, LITERALLY CHILLS, BLACK. LIVES. MATTER."

He only had one good album and it's nearly 20 years old... What do you expect

Eminem has always been a faggot.

You know what to do.

All of my youth idols have turned out to be complete shit. There are no role models

Its so painfully obvious that these actors and artist, who are celebrated for their uniqueness, are jumping on the bandwagon for easy popularity.

My hatred of rap is being vindicated.
Feels good man.

This.

I live just outside of Detroit and he was always a little puppet. Nobody ever heard his name until after he was on MTV. Eminem and ICP get shot at when they enter Detroit.

Should have joined club 27 years ago.
Sad.

When has he ever NOT been a talentless niggerloving cunt?

rap sucks, it's for niggers and Eminem is a fucking wigger

>He never put out a good album

FTFY

Yo my name’s Donald Trump and when will Eminem learn?
Couldn’t produce a son he got feminine sperm
I got Don Jr, Eric, and even Baron’s rockin my style
Don’t test me shady cuz I aint used my glock in a while
You’re a manlet even Ivankas bigger than you
She married Kushner, why you takin the dick of the jew?
You want more recognition, why you actin so pushy?
When I touch you you’ll know the definition of grabbin a pussy
Sad and depressed your grandkids are gonna be white
Even though you went and sacrificed your ass like a fag to a kike
Yeah I’m President white boy and I’m drainin the swamp
Heard you always order sushi but you can’t get it comped
You really wanna wage war against my army of memes?
I got millions of autists who part of Donald’s regime
Like you and Rand I’ll keep it short but Fuck you with an uppercase F
So suck my dick you little faggot and don’t forget to Praise Kek!

pls photoshop the fuck my shit up hair on him

he shouldve died

He looks shitty with beard.

One of the few guys that look better cleanly shaved.

This, please.

wiggers are still a thing?

I thought we were into space exploration, AI and colonizing planets? And now we are back talking about wiggers nigging wigger shit again? Fuck where is Hitler when you need him...

i vaguely remember him rapping about faggots and beating women

is that from this timeline?

He was great when we would talk shit on moby and just rap about ridiculous shit

>a shit flow
Enlarged prostate

As a big fan, the OP is telling truth.
He is no longer witty and dark, he's just shouty-whiny and loud.

But that Westwood freestyle was like his old-self

>Sup Forums actually acting like niggers because someone said something bad about Trump

>Best timeline

HE IS 44 YEARS OLD

HE SHOULD ACT HIS AGE

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It would be shit even if it wasn't about Trump.

I guess everyone forgot how much he used to rap about murdering his wife...

goddamn it I want this Eminem back youtu.be/0xpAqxH2Kzw

You wouldn't have made this thread if it wasn't about Trump.

Its amazing seeing all these Trumper retards alienating themselves from literally everything and everyone that is against Trump. Eventually you'll have nothing.

sorry nigger but MMLP is objectively great

Growing up is realizing our youth idols were only appealing because they were as immature as us

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Can't believe people even mention greatest rapper and Eminem in same week.
Eminem is the biggest meme rapper of all time. See what ((they)) can do for anyone

He was always a faggot, remember when he hugged Elton John? That was some bitchmade pussy shit.

>inb4 just fuck my shit up timeline

it really has nothing to do with him talking shit about Trump. Basically no one cares about that. It turns out that no one is seriously that attached to Trump like the left seems to believe.

The problem is that he "drew a line in the sand" and told all of his fans who like Trump to go fuck themselves. And see, the problem with that is that anyone who isn't a rabid leftist these days is a "Trump supporter". So that even I, as someone who doesn't really support a lot of the things Trump has actually done, would still be considered by most to be a Trump supporter by the fact that I don't think he's a racist misogynist cheeto and literally Hitler.

So in other words he basically told everyone who isn't on the left to get fucked.

>extraterrestial
>killin' pedestrians
>raping lesbians
>while they screaming "let's just be friends!"

The real Eminem is probably locked up in a cage in some producer's basement.

Nice get

>Raps about, Rape,killing his wife,killing his mom & being white trash
>is now a SJW

that's not how this works

He's known as Meat Marshall in the industry

The rhymes weren't weak.

He's a celebrity who told his fans to fuck off if they like Trump. Trumps main base is working class people and this is a celebrity who owes everything he has to the support of his fans buying his albums his entire rise in fame. Musicians owe their everything to their fans, and he just told a massive portion of them to go fuck themselves.

It doesn't matter who it's about, it's a millionaire celebrity "musician" telling thousands of his fans, which he owes his entire life to, to fuck off.

>eventually you'll have nothing
On the contrary, I cut the cord from tv and Hollywood about 4 years ago and I feel enhanced. Only pol rots my brain now

Being anti trump doesnt make you an sjw

Eminem is a weird looking greasy mook. His music sucks balls... and so does he.

Lol delusional fag

99% of my life i was lied to.

Beard = faggot. Usually Jewish, sometimes stupid and lazy whites.

CROWN HIM

Homophobic? Nah you're just heterophobic
Lol what a fucking mess. It's sad when shock jock provacateur types are towing the line.

anyone still doing rap shit in their 40s is fucking cringe

In OP’s photo Eminem looks like the H3H3 Jew.

if he wasn't retarded he could've just retired with his pride but he probably blew all his rap money on opiates and all he knows how to do is rap so he has to sell out to stay alive

Chester?

He's probably been using minoxidil for months to grow that "beard".

hes a ciminal ya tard
its okay to hate the criminal class which he is very much a part of
trump=clinton=bush=obama
this latest psychotic incarnate
is not to be defended in the least

A lot of people here didn't have a problem chastizing people who didn't support Hillary yet didn't fully support Trump, either. "You're either with us or against us," has been the modus operandi on Sup Forums since the US primaries. If Eminem had made the same argument against Hillary Clinton, alienating his fans, would there be any outrage here?

He's a celebrity. Many of them have strong political opinions, but they really shouldn't matter, let alone have multiple threads about them. Maybe we should get Ja Rule's opinion on the matter as well?

I think you had that backwards friendo. Eventually they will have nothing. We're used to having nothing. How times are a changing.

>'Cause im a criminal!

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cause it wouldn't be fuckin political if it wasn't aye cunt

>TRUMP MORE LIKE DRUMPF
>HA NAH MORE LIKE BLUMPF
>THAT DUDE LOOKS LIKE A FLUMPF
>YO, YO JUST CALL HIM MR STUMPF
>I TAKE IT BACK I CALL EM GUMPF
>HAHA OH SHIT LOOKS ITS MR ZUMPF
>WOKE UP LOOK LIKE PUMPF
>WITH A BIG BAG OF CUMPF
>SO GO AND TELL PRESIDENT VUMPF
>WE DONT NEED ANOTHER LUMPF
>PEACE

Lol Eminem was always gay

Slim shady needs to come back or we need to lynch him

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change that to
>(INSERT EVERYONE AT A BIG LABEL HERE) has always been a faggot.

That gay ass meme flag does though

>has always been a faggot or stupid.

I'll tell you what Yogi Berra told me once. "Kid pick role models that are much older than you, by the time you grow up they'll be dead. Dead guys don't let you down"

I'm sure you can do much better, so go get em champ!

>Raps about, Rape,killing his wife,killing his mom & being white trash
>that's not how this works

>SJW
>believe at what they say

only utile stupid SJW believe at what they say, or do you think george soros goes to gay gangbangs, do abortion or whateaver....

and he's living in a time when he'll get his ass kicked by overweight net celebs

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We really really need a lyric sheet for this
There's some straight fire in this
Like in my coffee pot
Where my coffee's hot
But still wasn't a covefe pot

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>surprised that a wigger who literally thinks he's black spouts some gay shit for record sales and attention from normie angsty wigger teens

>I'll tell you what Yogi Berra told me once
good quote user
I've narrowly avoided meeting my idols, I'm glad they're almost all dead now

eminem = junkie who would do anything to get more coke to stuff up his nose

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>If Eminem had made the same argument against Hillary Clinton, alienating his fans, would there be any outrage here?

Well, no? No one here supports Hillary. I'm not sure what your point is. I don't think it's some sort of double standard if that's what you're saying.

It would also be completely different and might be justified depending on why he was telling the Hillary supporters to go fuck themselves. Or even better, Sanders supporters.

All the "reasons" that he says Trump and Trump supporters bad are just lies (dey all rayciss n shiet, we gon build da wall to keep da darkies out!). He might as well have just stood there and read an article from Huffington Post.

look m-morty, I've turned myself into a racially confused rapper

>shit flow

I know, his new way to freestyle is pure cringe. Listen to him here and then the shit he did the other day.

youtube.com/watch?v=O9o0eNp_U_0

Small price to pay for President Trump
MAGA

Beautiful
Now someone do one about that coffee pot

holy shit eminem is antifa.

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you mean when he was still alive

AY CRUMPH
THE RATS OF THE WHITE HOUSE NOW SEE ME
BLASTING DIS ONE BEAT U HEAR ME?
INPEECH DRUMF I DON"T WANT HIM NEAR
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE IN FEAR
STAND UP IN MILITARY CUZ GAY RIGHTS DON"T SCARE ME
RAYCIST IS BAD AND U JUST DONT SEE
THE EFFECTS U MADE WITH YOUR FAMILY.

HEY MULPH - imma stop...
IT PAINS ME TO SAY YOUR NAME
LIKE VOLDEMORT IS IN THE GAME
U SO EVIL U DON"T SEE STRAIT CUZ
U A DEVIL FILLED WID HATE
DONT LOOK AT ME N LOOK AT DA PEOPLE
DEY GO TO MOSQUES N PRAY
BUT U JUST SIT N PLAY WID UR NIPPLE
FLURMPH!
STOP WHAT U DOIN!
U GONNA GET HURT
AND DESTROY WHAT DA PEOPLE EARNT!

I see all my normie friends liking and sharing his new vid on trump. Why is it that normies give a shit what hollywood figures think politically as if it adds power behind their dislike for Trump?

I tried 3 different pics the JUST hair suits eminem kek

Anti-Trump shit is easy and hack and gets a lot of media attention. Eminem has always focused some attention on going after big celebs brittany spears. All I'm saying is getting butthurt about Eminem doing a trump rap is wasted energy considering he always has done shit like this. It's not like he magically altered into some shill, hes always been anti-establishment period. At least this is my logical non-echo chamber tier assessment of the situation.

where have you been we already made an entire track
youtu.be/87rml7Upxv4