You awake tomorrow morning to find that all the Jews mysteriously died in their sleep

You awake tomorrow morning to find that all the Jews mysteriously died in their sleep.

Now what?

Get on Sup Forums and praise kek.

Look forward to waking up with the niggers gone

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party for like a month straight

Act indifferent, but secretly assume things are going to go back on track

Take control of the government and start the new roman empire.

Pray for niggers next

guess nothing cause then i'll be dead

Blame the jews

I wonder why I am awake, sue 23 and me

Begin denying the holocaust in public. No one will no any better

Be happy, but mourn Bob Dylan since he's genetically jewish, but accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.

Good.

>all jews mysteriously died
>I awake

Begin preaching that this act of God proves the JQ was always real. Begin talk of the niggers next.

Estate sales. I would try to pick up assets cheap.
There'd be some economic hell to pay for lost talent, but there would also be a surge of open opportunities.
Small organizations would tend to be unaffected or destroyed, and the survivors would gain sudden advantage over larger competitors (who would not be destroyed, but would be weakened).

Act unsurprised when all of the jews are suddenly now "white"

Snag some sweet land in Isreal and carry on the important tradition of frying palestinians with willy pete

my fucking sides.

Race war

Wonder if I've been sleepwalking again.
I moved the freezer into the living room last time and got 2 black eyes.
This time thoughI obviously excelled

apply for a Job at the bank or in the government as a bunch of job just became open.