You can all have your own waifus, but she's garbage compared to mine
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Tio is literally perfect
Wait, you are a whore! You have so many waifus that you have become pathetic, you know that! No wonder no real life girls will date you!
But we have the same waifu
>real life girls
Here we go...
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Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
I mean, don't you know what true love is? No, no you don't! You only want multiple waifus because you are desperate. You are desperate for love that you hire hookers to satisfy your sexual life while removing yourself from reality. Stop being a whore and choose one. You are really pathetic, you know?
Polygamy is a thing, user.
Sand nigger life
They must be pathetic then.
Snake?
Still leagues better than you.
Replying to me only proves I'm right, and that you're insecure enough to get triggered by mere words on a screen.
This snake makes the snake in my heart and my pants happy
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How do you get worse as you draw more?
Did you accidentally graze your skull with the nagant?
Overalls Cerea is cute, but I prefer a waifu in armor.
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>funnyjunk
TRIGGERED
Zombina is best girl.
Agreed
You sir are a Gentleman, and a Scholar.
I remember you...
You. I like you.
no homo
I like you too user!
>hire hookers
Where the fuck do you think you are?
This is /besteyes/ bread now
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Doesnt even compete with real best eyes
Who has the smug papi image?
Heterochromia makes everything better user
Zombina has best eyes, Lala has best legs
check the archive you lazy faggot, it was in the last 2 threads at least
Slit, amber eyes are the bestest.
>trying to compete with black scelera
pretty shit taste you got there
>Not the full version still
WHISKEY RIVER FUCK MY LIFE
This
Miia has such pretty eyes
>Zombina best eyes
>Lala best legs
>Miia best ass
>Rachnee best tits
Prove me wrong
You can't
>Miia
>ass
This might trigger some people
There will never be a girl as beautiful
Best ass indeed
if you dont delete this im going to use that
HOTDOGGING
Implying every other option is out of the picture, which of MON do you think has the best chance in the Darlingbowl?
It should be obvious
How can I argue with the truth?
Tio?
BIG PLUMP SNEK RUMP
Muh dick
But user
She's too innocent
She's like a giant 10 year old
Tio is too pure for this world
Those fucking hips are godlike
heterochromia Rach edit when?
Please.
Would each eye be a different color?
yep, like xmas lights or something else silly.
Not even a spiderfag but why the fuck would you tamper with her pretty ruby red eyes?
all of them will be different colors all the time
raverachnee
With a body like this! Zombina is sure to win the Darling bowl.
Ren is determined to win the Darlingbowl.
Stupid fun, just to take a step back and laugh.
So few pics that show all her eyes. Maybe there is a better shot hidden in the manga somewhere.
Indeed
>implying
That's an understatement
>MON enter the darling bowl too
Pretty soon every new arrival to Japan is gonna get Kurusu's number from Smith. I'm just waiting for crabman to go full "all according to keikaku" with Smith.
Who has a better figure? Bina (ignoring zombie-ness) or Smith.
They seem rather similar overall, but Smith may be taller, however it could just be the heels.
I think Zombina's figure couldn't be better, and I personally like her personality more than Smith's
And Smith is human
>Miia best hips
ftfy
whynotbothgirl.jpg
>The shitty downscaled and jaypegged phone version.
>Rachnee best tits
You mispelled centorea
Nah, Rachnee's tits are better. Cerea's are too floppy
Biggest tits =/= best tits, ya silly
I don't like 'too big', and Cerea is definitely too big IMO
Emphasis in the imo, don't start a waifu war before we hit 100 replies pls
Every mon has entered the Darling Bowl, I'm pretty sure crab is gonna be like. He's having all of them!
Oh god I hope so
Still trying to figure out if Rachnera has puffy nips.
Seems like the anime gave both her and Suu puff, while Cerea got more pointed/perky
Gotta date em all!
you guys can fap to your spiders and horses
Ill take me formless blob, thank you
Does anybody have the pic of Rachnera lazing on the hammock with "Look at her, she's just best girl" or something?
I think the original text were Darling & Miia talking about her being kinda lazy
I've been in and out of these threads but I haven't seen it in a while
And that's okay
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Is there one for Papi?
It's time!
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Who will win? One horn or two? Tio or Merino? This is the final match of the qualifiers for the winners bracket, after this, the competition will move on to round 1 of the losers bracket.
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1 Hour!
>ywn wake up to see Miia's smiling face in your bed
>ywn get out of bed after untangling yourself from her coils and cook her a delicious breakfast
>ywn be hugged from behind while cooking by Miia
>ywn hear the slithering of your adorable children as they join their mother in the surprise snake pile
>ywn laugh during your meals as one of them tells you a hilarious story about school
>ywn form a snake Voltron
>ywn be loved by Miia
Sure.
I can't put my finger on why, but something makes anime Papi seem less mature than manga Papi. Something in the face?
y-you too...
Thanks m8
I just realized that too - I'm like 90% sure it's her face - she has less of a baby face in the manga, by just a little bit
Why are Miia and Zombina so great?
Don't think I don't see your DA watermark.
Are you literally me?
>have over 100 images of both Miia and Zombina, and only them
I just posted what internet gave me.
To be fair, formless blob would be the best one to save your ass if you get sick.
If you were truly devoted to your waifu, you would make your own
>ywn experience bone-crunching sex with Miia
>ywn go to cooking classes with her, and watch her slowly improve and see her face when she realizes she can cook a really good meal almost effortlessly
>ywn get to enjoy late-night snek cuddles when it's too hot for both of you to fall asleep
>ywn considering calling in sick just because Miia won't release you from her coils
>100 pictures
Maybe of Zombina, but last I checked I had over 500 of Miia.
Which I still don't think is that much
But they are the best girls.
Tio is good too
Holy shit where do you find all those
>Hey Boss, I'm not going to be able to come in today.
>Yep, tight as a ship's line
>yep, left the AC on
>nope, out cold, not even the tail
>see you tomorrow I hope
Not that user, but I currently have almost 600 images of Miia not including porn. You can generally find them on these threads, danbooru, Twitter[.spoiler]
I mostly save them from threads, or get them from gelbooru
I'm autistic and don't save lewds either so I could have much more but I don't.
So, how many with porn?
I didnt want this day to come.
Bastard.
I started doing that with Polt and Draco, but there's just so damn little Draco stuff out there
I need my sexy androgynous dragonnewt
If you have a boss that understands your Lamia problems, you should NEVER quit that job
Not including cropped, about 700
Including cropped, 1000 or so