I JUST HEARD A SQUADRON OF AH-6 LITTLE BIRDS FLY OVER MY HOUSE LADS

I JUST HEARD A SQUADRON OF AH-6 LITTLE BIRDS FLY OVER MY HOUSE LADS

IS WWIII ABOUT TO COMMENCE I DON'T HAVE A GUN FUUUUUUCKKKK

can confirm, a tank just rolled threw my backyard. Totally happening

You too? Scared the pants off my sister.
We got out the video camera and everything.

I'M IN SAN ANTONIO TEXAS AND I KEEO HEARING JETS PRACTICING THEIR BOMBING RUN OVER MY HOUSE

CAN ANY TEXAS BROS CONFIRM

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I just saw a flock of stealth bombers go by, shook the windows in my building, everyone on the street was pointing at them too. They were headed north, so probably means to North Korea, if you connect the dots.

Yep the a342's just handed virtually allong the Mississippi and one fleury directly into the Yellowstone Hiroshima.

We fugged

sage

Yeah I just saw a nuclear submarine waddle through my neighbors yard.

SAGE

how did mild mannered wojak become so angry?

...

yes, now go to bed

i dun saw a ghost

spooky scary ghost

ghost sracy me to death i becoem ghost?

i am ghost now i guess

>Trump simultaneously declares war on North Korea and Mexico
>Two terms, two scoops, two wars baby
>The world goes apeshit
>In the chaos, India and Pakistan start nuking each other
>All diplomacy is out the window, all communications channels shutting down
>China joins the fray, invades Taiwan, occupies disputed lands in north India and Bangladesh
>Israel starts nuking all its neighbors
>Turkey chimps out, seizes NATO bases on its territory and commandeers the nukes, starts firing on Europe in the name of allah
>France immediately surrenders
>Germany allies itself with Turkey, calls for peaceful transition to islamic European caliphate
>Britain tries to retaliate, but is stymied by a Pakistani coup d'etat
>Russia comes to the rescue, obliterates Turkey
>Every man, woman, and child in the territory of Turkey is destroyed
>Russia proceeds to nuke the entire Middle East, 800 missile scenario
>Deploys infantry and tank regiments to the west, annexes all of Ukraine
>Canada condemns Russian hostility, starts sending aid to the Middle East. Also deploys navy to protect Cuba
>Bulgaria allies Serbia and invades Macedonia, Albania, and Greece. Gets betrayed by Serbia and defeated
>Philippines declares martial law, reports say Duterte was seen running around the slums of Manila with a flamethrower
>United States deploys a top-secret geothermal weapon, triggers every volcano in the world outside US territory to erupt
>Ash cloud covers the atmosphere, incapacitates ICBM targeting systems
>Nukes stop flying, diplomacy resumes
>Trump tweets gif related

Same here. I havent seen this many stealth bombers since the emu war

Can confirm, an aircraft carrier just docked outside my courtyard.

army rangers just ate all of my snacks

can confirm, commander shepard just told me this was his favorite store on the citadel

53 HUEYS flew over about 10mins ago loudest shit ever! The whole state is awake by now i can hear them down in oregon now