(((Social scientists))) warn that male friendships are bad

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>The rise of the ‘bromance’ could threaten heterosexual relationships, academics have warned, after discovering that many men find their close male friendships more emotionally satisfying than relationships with women.

>After surveying 30 undergraduates, they discovered that 28 would rather talk about emotional issues with their male friends rather than girlfriends. The majority also said it was easier to resolve conflicts with men, and admitted they kept secrets from partners which they shared with male friends.

Stop having male friends, user, it's gay. Share your emotional issues and secrets with roasties, it's well known women are more trusthworty than stupid emotionless men and they never fake their empathy or use your issues or secrets to blackmail you when it suits them :^)

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lol I'm stupid but not that stupid

Is MGTOW really a thing in Hungary? I know the women are sluts everywhere, but are the divorce laws just as bad in Hungary as the rest of the west?

It really isn't, at least as a movement, but a lot of men I know, including handsome ones don't want to waste their energy on roasties, but I think thats a generic thing in the modern world. Sexual liberation, feminism, urbanisation and wage slavery are real issues which caused this shit, but MGTOW is not a solution, I just used this pic because women (and not just roasties) really can't stand men having fun together or trusting each other.

>pizza
>fleshlight
>video games
>designer street sign shirt
>thinking they're avoiding the jew
Priceless

All that shit was purchased with tax payer money though.

>implying any female would approach a neet
>implying any female would approach a neet to demand they raise their babies
Is this the real life, is this just fantasy

Zyzz was a scrawny ugly NEET who was obsessed with WoW before he became Schwarzenegger 2.0 and then slayed a ton of pussy.

Sure, women won't fuck you if you stay a NEET, but every NEET is also a potential Zyzz if he works at it hard enough. And if he stays a NEET then he's also one less potential male provider for roasties to exploit.

What about the divorce laws, though? Can a woman steal all of your money, your house, and your children even if she's the one who cheats on you and fucks up the marriage?

Not validating women is the worst thing you can do as a man in the western world.
Women have eternal privileged victim status yet everybody has to deny it's like that so women can keep that status. It's so degenerate.

>chat and play vidya with friends on discord almost every day
>one of my friends gets a gf
>never goes on discord anymore, always hanging out with her
>whenever I rarely talk to him now he is always bitching about how his gf is awful

>pizza
Babby wub peeca. Grill some brats you little bitch.

That's just a shitty conclusion. Men have always not talked to their wives/girlfriends about shit. It's always been that way. Stupid faggot scientists are using the implied premise that everyone they talked to is a faggot and would rather play hide the sausage with their male friends than go out and fuck women. This would never have occurred to them if faggotry wasn't so fucking widespread

Of course men rather talk with their guy friends because they can fucking trust them. Never give ammunition for women. They will use it.

You continue your hedonistic life but without a woman sucking on those precious resources.

It's almost as if the article and it's supporters are trying to demonize male friendship. Why?
Women just need to admit that yes, they get viscerally offended when men don't involve them in things. Women are children that always want to be part of the group.

>They wont depend so much on women. It's worrying
Why the fuck is it worrying? He just says this a few times and never gets back to it.

Got some good laughs. Thanks.

HAVE MALE FRIENDS YOU TRUST? YOU A GAY SENPAI.

Who actually takes this shit seriously

kek this
[spoiler]i've seen and done it myself[/spoiler]

>After surveying 30 undergraduates

They are not even pretending to try anymore. Why do we take these assholes seriously

'Hello class, today im going to be talkimg to you about toxic masculinity and how male relationships destroy society. But first leta conduct a scientific survey for my study. Hands up who prefers hanging with their buds then their cranky spouse....remember you will be graded for your response'

Oy vey goy bachelor tax coming for you if you aren´t producing taxpaying babies, divorce lawyer fees, consuming excessive "anti-stress" drugs like nicotine and alcohol to cope with roasthie birthing black babies that still are yours legally that you must pay for.
Stop this sexism and misoginy immediately

>Measuring your life worth in how many roasties want to impose alimony on you
ok

Are white males allowed to have any joy in life?
>tfw I have no friends anyway

Im a neet. Currently sitting here in a womans house while shes out working for the rent.
She wants my babies but she aint getting them, she aint even getting the D because it would be financial suicide for me.
I might raid her fridge for pizza in a bit, then play on her xbox (no ps4 sadly, so this life does kinda suck desu)

> After surveying 30 undergraduates
Well shit man with a sample size that big I guess the matter is settled.

>literally how all women behaved for 1000s of years

Only rural and suburban retards have friends anyway.

>generic thing
or genetic. I reunited with an ex a few months ago, and I had forgotten how narcissistic she was. Holy shit, modern women love to talk about themselves. Forced to listen to psychobabble for hours, just to get that ass raised up. I remember my mom telling the funniest stories.I could listen to her for hours, was actually entertaining, in fact that whole older generation of women could do so, also. Not these modern women, though. Holy balls of fury, they are so boring and self obsessed. You can't get anything done around them, as they always want you to orbit their whims, and fancies. They just don't do anything substantive, but they have pussies, though, so there's that...

>black thong
White thongs or gtfo.

Literally every women I have ever broken up with has run her mouth about me using private personal knowledge gained over the course of our relationship. Don’t tell women anything.

>getting married
Why? You can maintain a long term relationship without that.

Degenerate

Your mom doesn't count.

>Friend gets a gf for the third time
>Can't hang out as often
>Constantly taking his gf out to concerts, dinner, etc
>Always has no money now since he's blowing it all on this girl
>Ask him the other day how his gf is doing
>He says he's not seeing her anymore
The gf game just seems to be a good way to blow all your money on a girl so she can bask in attention. Church girls are all either incels or coalburners and most young girls think a relationship means sucking up your bfs money.

>every NEET is also a potential Zyzz if he works at it hard enough
Zyzz was like 6 foot 3 with a jaw that could cut glass. Any NEET can get muscles but you can't fake height and natural good looks.

Can confirm, academia does not really value or understand male bonding, and studies about it are essentially self-fulfilling prophecies given the variables they select. It's not all bad, but that never felt like much consolation.

I recall an instance interacting with a researcher where I was explaining the essentially tautological nature of her study, in which she was investigating some pointless social phenomena. The variables she planned on using were not causally related to these phenomena, but sufficiently related to other things that she would find the spurious relationships she wanted to find (like predicting reading performance based on number of books in a child's home -- if the causality was there, you could dump a few shelves from the local library onto the floor and expect to see the kid in advance language classes in a couple years). Totally plausible alternate hypotheses were unaddressed, but friendly, ideologically-motivated reviewers don't make a big stink about that kind of thing.

I have not read the study the OP refers to, but it probably features the same general condescension and myopic methodology that studies about young men almost invariably have. Video games -- bad!!! Why are they retreating from the world and disproportionately killing themselves? Why are otherwise desirable members of society feeling like they are undesirable? -- Who cares?!

Published, good work. Now let's send out this year's funding opportunities:
1) in memory of A, white men need not apply
2) disadvantaged blah blah blah fuck wypipo
3) are you studying SJW shit? If yes, we'll fucking pay you.
And so on. Awful.

I love the subtle gay shaming in the article by including quotes like "we share the same bed when we have sleepovers." Like who the fuck shares a bed with their bro who stopped over to crash on their couch because he was out drinking?

Dude just be fit and confident and willing to slap herb shit tests down and it doesn't matter how big of a NEET you are. Just picture an unemployment wife beater hick who stays home all day

Step 1: Isolate men from women and each other.
Step 2: Feed men a diet of /fit/, SIG, wargames, and 'Chinese are subhumans' + Hate mudslimes memes.
Step 3: ...
Step 4: War with China and profit for the Military industrial complex.

>a jaw that could cut glass
He got plastic surgery done, you dumb fucking hobbit.

Divorce rate is in top 5 globally

Fugg :D:D Sauce?!

This is old hat. Women complain about being emotionally overworked if you talk to them too freely. Their opinions vacillate too strongly, too. You can't think freely around a woman, but you have to pre-filter for her.
It's not even a big deal. As long as you're sparing with the hazardous materials, women can keep up just fine every time it really matters.

Either that or it was natural as he got older, his weight loss bringing out his facial features more plus growth hormone which makes your jaw bone grow as seen in all female bodybuilders.

Unless he said he got Ps for his jaw I would guess one of those over that.

I always felt that talking to women (who aren't family) emotionally might be the most dangerous this one could ever do.

You are being manipulated into training yourself for war with china or islam and you want porn?

Fair enough, no Idea though mate, sorry :)

>natural as he got older
Zyzz wasn't natty at all.

"Men should open up, but not to each other, only me!"

thx, bruh

Men have always valued the bonds of brotherhood. Why the fuck do they think there has always been so many male only social clubs/hobbies/whatever? You don't see it as much due to the fucking concetrated effort to kill male spaces.

No, but he was only young and he will have naturally had jaw bone growth up until his early 20's lol. Chuck even a little bit of GH into the mix and it would have done that to his bones. Especially his jaw which contains a large amount of GH receptors.

there is a balance, you have to have "deep talks" with your girl otherwise she will know something is up.
But you can still save the best, most important stuff for family or trusted male friends without her figuring it out.

works for me anyway.

Oh well I guess faggots are bad too then oh oh this contradics their narratives.

This has always been the case. Male friends will always understand you better. For one, because they're male themselves, so can relate. The issue here is women trying to trespass into male spaces again, even on this issue.

The woman liberation has been, truly, the biggest disaster in history. Not WW1, not WW2, women's liberation.
Fuck this gay earth.

>the rise of bromance
What, 250k years ago?

>the days of platonic relationships between men are returning

feelsgoodman. I'd rather live in a house of friends who lift me up than harpies who tear me down. If it weren't for their holes I wouldn't give 99% of women the time. You can't open up to them and they rarely share your interests.

This, men being good friends is nothing new

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_feather#World_War_I

If men have mutual support, they won't die for women and sacrifice their lives in jobs that are killing them give women whatever they desire for just a little bit of approval.

Yeah, I could tell a girlfriend many things but I could never talk with her about how deeply rooted my hate for women's position in the western world and their behaviour is.
Wouldn't want to catch her on her period with such a nuke.

>Women just need to admit that yes, they get viscerally offended when men don't involve them in things. Women are children that always want to be part of the group.
Yep.

>After surveying 30 undergraduates
>30 undergraduates
>30
Literally nothing

>Warns friendship are bad
>same fuckers praises gay relationship

That makes sense, it's tough luck that one of the thing women are specialists in is analysing people.
I'm afraid I'll eventually be lured in some trap or speak out of line, with women life's always shit in that regard.

That... is literally the way it's always been. In every society. Ever.

You could walk into the Amazonian jungle right now, find a group of uncontacted cannibals, and after learning their language, be this the first question you ask. And they'd confirm it.

Heh, oh wow you really got me there user.
>implying im boning my mom for the dadbro
You's funny man, i like you

Mgtow is not a thing here, but our women have been westernized so they are sluts and divorces are over the roof.

but I thought being gay is better than being straight nowadays :^)

>desperate pussy sniffers wasting their whole life obesessing about getting laid and finding some 5/10 30 year old to spend their lives with

>MGTOW
>Redpilled

Now I know I'll be spammed with cuck and jew memes by pissed off NEETs but it's still funny as fuck when you guys try to insist you're real men for hot glueing your ankme figurines and playing Nintendo games all day

It's hilarious because 30 is the BARE minimum statistical population size to be considered a "normal" distribution.

I highly doubt their selection was anywhere close to random on top of that.

This study couldn't correlate dick to balls.

this

Surely men and women being less dependent on each other would lead to healthier relationships?

Dependency and power imbalance is what poisons relationships.

Stop posting under that dumbass msme flag and reevaluate your life kiddo

>what are niggers

Any man who talks about his feeling with anyone is a faggot.

>stop having friends
Thanks social "scientists"

Roast In Peace

>Elijah seems friendly
>"you don't even know the start of what the director did to my ass"