A message from another universe

Hello, Sup Forums

I am right now communicating from a parallel universe where the USSR has won the Cold War at the end of the 1980's

ask me anything

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How many colonies in the solar system do you guys have?

20/m/France

How many people has starvation killed?

Are there still normies or did they die of starvation with the majority of us?

The Chinese are being the main pionneers in space travel right now, things are going fast ;)

Yay!!!!!!

Can you bring me back some Baltika beer

I have another question. Is it worth not having shitty branded products but still starving to death/ disappearing?

You're lucky if you're in Western Europe, the socio-economical system is enough rich to provide for everybody right now. As far as we know, it's not the same for Eastern Europe and certainly not the third world.

I have a third question. How is it to ban the worship of a god/ gods to then replace it with another god called a dictator?

Japanese memes are cool in our universe ^^

*ships it throughout space-time*

That is only happening in the most totalitarian regimes right now. Western Europe, Japan and the Aussies are more democratic/rich and reasonable

yay!!!

>enough rich
What do you mean? I thought communism took over and got rid of money.

Did homosexuality die out?
Is it really that different from here?

nah they brought back the orthodox church

Not all communist countries are having "dictators" right now. A bunch, yes, but not all

At least it starved with the rest of us :)

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Do you mean many dictators or anarcho communism? Neither would work.

We're in a transitionary state right now, the countries around the world are saying they're moving towards the final stage of communism but since the USA are still capitalist, it stays difficult

I could say homosexuality is globally much more tolerated in the world in our universe than in yours, but progress is still needed (if you're for it).

In the case of France, we have a one-party state ruled by the huge PCF (it has a lot of members). Currently, its generally elected leader is Jean-Luc Mélenchon, on the democratic side of the party, and he frequently uses referendums and takes into account the demands each time the SNCF has a labor strike.

The situation hasn't much evolved in the USSR and Eastern Europe though, there's far more repression there.

how long are the food and pharmacy lines? saw some news about zombies too

Who spoonfed you through the bubble commies built up from the 50s till the 90s and prevent the ineviteable collapse of your commie state? Capitalist Aliens?

Does Ft. Worth ever cross your mind?

Stalingrad survivor?

In my country, automatisation is getting real as shipping to home has become realisable in the biggest urban areas. You do have to attend sometimes long queues though, but it's free and nice quality, at least in France.

It is the capitalist system which partly collapsed in my universe. Western Europe has become fully socialist but the USA are still capitalist.

Can't afford a particular explanation. It just happened so

for how long did you queue for bread this morning, comrade?

Literally impossible user, internet banned in commie world

is this a thing tovarich

Don't know what Ft. Worth is

1 min, maybe?

In Juche Korea, yes. But not in Western Europe, gladly.

This meme almost became a major inspiration for many political campaigns across the world actually ^^ , we're going to achieve it. Many obstacles, but the general population is confident.

>In Juche Korea, yes. But not in Western Europe, gladly.
internet wouldn't have even been invented
commie technology: lada, yogo and trabant

Kek. The absolute state of this thread.

Poor, starving, and retarded.

Communism.

commies don't access to the internet or computers

Nah, we fine and getting better. Shooting Ceausescu was the best thing ever. My only regret is that we didn't shoot more commies.

How is the communist utopia now the capitalists have been defeated? Did the world become less authoritarian after the war was won?

>communist
>countries
EVEN WHEN PRETENDING TO BE FROM A PLACE WHERE COMMUNISM WORKED YOU STILL FAILED TO IMPLEMENT COMMUNISM!
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HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

Is Fidel Catro still alive?

Sieg Heil fellow traveler of the multiverse! Oh wait, sorry, communicator. Commieverses can't into inter-dimensional plane shifts and are stuck communicating nothing more than simple electronic data.
Anyways I've been studying this dimension and discovered this is one of the "dark" ones our glorious Fuhrer lost. Shame, almost every other one I've visited the Reich was triumphant in some form or another, but then again it is an infinitesimal universe where all possibilities are reality. Anyways I'd like to take this time to exchange talking points as I will be returning to my origin point shortly for vacation on the Alpha Centauri colony. The reptilian home-worlds are renowned for their fabulous biogenic spas and wonderful hospitality (especially toward humans) after we rebuilt their world and integrated it into the Galactic Reich.

Ask away and I will answer to the best of my ability!

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xD, maybe we can get some epic wins by finding their addresses and sending pizzas!!!

Democratic, rich, and reasonable or Communist? Pick one, you can't have both.
Also you have failed comrade to implement the true principals of all Marxist revolutions to make a one world labour driven peoples government, if the soviet union won the cold war, then I am sorry to say this but those western democracies you claim to be outside of the reach of the USSR would have been asset stripped and turned into satellites like those under the Warsaw pact and the majority of their economic output absorbed for the good of the union. You would not have independent nations, when they could be absorbed in the USSR.
Seriously, fucking kids on Sup Forums piss me off.