Things you do irl

things you do irl
me
>good weather
>go take a walk around the city center.
>tourists everywhere, no icelander in sight
>i sigh
>go to the bar, only continental mutts trying to dilute our genes
>click my tongue
>see a nigger
>spit on the ground
>finally see a beautiful young woman with a baby carriage, truly the pinnacle of our genetic destiny
>suddenly get an urge to check the baby carriage to see if the baby is white
>its white, cute and smiles at me
>go back home to shitpost

Tourists leave, be glad you lucky bastard having a homogenous country. Once you stop being homegenous your life will become hell.

>60% irish genetically.
What exactly are you saving?

>implying
we stole all the most beautiful women and left the genetic scraps back in Dyflinn

As its been since forever, the genetic waste was captured and sold to foreigners. You bought them and transported them to Scheisseland to slave. These subhumans became modern Scheisselandics.

What do white babies look like? I can't even make them, I'm a Jew mongrel

They are all born with blonde hair and blue eyes. If they are born with anything else they are not white. At some stage later in life they may darken a little.

>selling slaves to viking raiders
i dont think it works that way

anyways our genes are majority Norwegian, not Irish.

Sup Forums should meme refugees into your country. Imagine, destroying an entire country through internet just for the lulz.

Yes and Dublin is a viking city. We sold you some slaves. These slaves made up the majority of your population and also became the modern icelandic.

Shit sucks.

>Let me tell you about your people and history.
No.
would be an epic meme

Iceland is an Irish colony.

>tfw Slav,1/8 Siberian native and (maybe) 1/16 kike

>tfw born blonde and blue, look like an Aryan god and everyone who doesn't know my last name without exception thinks I'm Anglo/Germanic

Boys, boys... We can *all* be white.

Vikings ruled Rus. What do you expect?

I feel you bro, I also saw a negro last week

>get insanely angry at the mere sight of an arab/nigger kid, especially babies
>get genuinely hopeful and happy when seeing white kids/babies
>emotions also apply to pregnant women of respective race
This is eventually going to cause me trouble, I just know it

Key word: "Ruled"

The only Viking genetics come from the Varangian soldiers the orginal kings brought over with them

Where, in your mirror?

We're mostly Norwegian, don't really see how you do not get that?
The majority of tourists are gone you liar

No, in my bed. I was fucking your mother.

Hefurðu labbað niður Laugarveg?

Enjoy your aids and chimp-call of "ooh shit" every thrust

Er á Akureyri, gæti kanski trúað að það sé enn slatti í Reykjavík.

>lazily recline and scroll Sup Forums while I lean my cheek against my left hand
>occasionally stop to sniff my fingertips
>stop in the middle of typing a reply to stare blankly into space for a few moments

DAS RITE

WE

WUZ

VIKANGZ

I was waiting at the bus stop when I noticed the qt gril next to me had the EXACT same tattoo as me on her arm. It was that "dignity" symbol from the Simpsons. Same place as mine but on her left arm instead.

I tell her "Nice tattoo" and she says "Thanks."
I show her mine, and she just looks at it, raises her eyebrows and pulls one of those irritating fake smiles and turns her back on me.

If I were Chad she'd be riding my cock now.


Chad's standing next to said girl, he notices her tattoo
>"Ey baby girl what's that tattoo?"
>She enthusiastically responds "OMG like it's an obscure reference to The Simpsons. D-do you like The Simpsons?"
>"No. Family Guy's better babe. Anyway what you doin tonight?"
"Well I was supposed~ to go on a date with this guy I kiiinda like... But I'll cancel it because you're hotter!"

True story.