My mom turned sixty on Tuesday and for her birthday she asked my dad to take the whole family out for a fish dinner. My dad selected Red Lobster.
Initially I was incredibly skeptical. I don't care for clams or hush puppies so what good would it be to dine there? I was really wrong!
>surf and turf options the whole family could enjoy >quite simply the best rice pilaf I've ever eaten >a unique lobster pizza as an appetizer! >Lipton iced tea >based cheddar bay biscuits (I had 4, lawl)
This is my plea to you, give Red Lobster a chance. Embrace something different and try a new culture of food. Don't stick to burgers and fries.
Robert Long
I fucking love Red Lobster.
Samuel Mitchell
red lobster for me is cursed i always get male waiters.
Male waiters are pretty pathetic if you think about it.
Daniel Perry
lmao Are millennials fucking restaurants so hard that they have to shill on message boards now?
Easton Smith
>eat local >recommend red lobsters
okay, cuck.
Nathaniel Richardson
>blatant advertising on Sup Forums
I hope mods ban you for life.
Evan Reed
This is some low energy advertisement right here.
Thomas Mitchell
Red lobster is nugger heaven... is your mom a coal burner?
Michael Adams
Better DEAD than RED
Nathan Davis
Lobster pizza?
You truly are barbarians.
Jackson Hughes
why don't poorfags just spend like 40 dollars more to get good seafood
Gavin Bailey
I truly hope this is some kind of funposter and not the nightmare scenario you described. I already have a tinge of paranoia about that type of thing
Brandon Taylor
This is the best thread of the day
Christian Price
nice blog post faget
Christian Lee
You guys just don't know value.
>free biscuits >discount frozen margaritas >based crab legs
All can be had for $18.99. It's really fucking good you should try it.
Parker Garcia
100% chance it gets 200 replies
Nathaniel Howard
This isn't advertising.
Ryder Cooper
Not a fan of seafood. Never ate at red lobster before, in fact the one in town closed a few years ago because it was old and no business. I do agree with buying local. I just found a local mom pop guitar/music shop that I will be spending my money there instead of the big chained music store up here. People these days are so lazy , they prefer to just go to sprawlmart and buy everything at once. I understand it but jeez we have to support our local business owners but i dont go to muslim corner stores. There's a gas station up here called Sunni's . Then across the street was another corner store run by a eccentric but nice old white lady, so I went there but it just closedd in spring time. I dont doubt another muslim will buy the building and open another store. Imagine if a a shia muslim bought and named it Shia's? lol
Jackson Martinez
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Samuel Clark
Gross
Christian Gray
I remember the best pasta I ever ate was at sizzler of all places. I never admit it because I can actually cook REALLY well so my friends and family would think I'm a retard.
Brayden Ramirez
I fucking love Sup Forums, man. WTF is going on in this world that people from restaurants are shilling their shit here?
I'm giving you a clue. If you want attention from people like us to increase revenue, expect something else completely.
If you keep doing this for months on end and if you're successful at it, expect Red Lobster to be a laughing stock meme that everyone will avoid forever.
Ayden Turner
Niggers love red lobster so being near Detroit I have to drive too far to eat there and not be bothered with niggers while I'm trying to eat. They think it's like a 5 star fancy restaurant.
Robert Lewis
Yeah, Red Lobster isn't a local eatery. You need to have a maximum of 5 locations to be considered local in my book.
Sebastian Roberts
They're biscuits are amazing..... Their floors are dirty but their biscuits rock!
Alexander Howard
Wait. Your Red Lobster still has hush puppies? Ours only have those stupid biscuits (which are good, but they don't go with seafood).
I used to love their cole slaw and their tartar sauce. If they quit having fried flounder, we'll never eat from there again. (We get take out & just get the fish + get the cole slaw from Sea Island.)
Kevin Turner
(((eating)))
Samuel Ramirez
>give Red Lobster a chance so you got a job at a place thats failing and you expect a random post on a philipino instagram app to change everything
the only red lobster in my city closed down years ago. about the same time blockbuster closed down . other restaurants survived but not red lobster / olive garden / and ryans steak house
Caleb Allen
>WTF is going on in this world that people from restaurants are shilling their shit here?
Some liberal cucks identified how influential Sup Forums was during the U.S. election. Now you have a swarm of desperate beta males, and shit-tier franchises that are desperate for business. So they think if they tell you how (((great))) it is here, they're going to get your money. The only thing these idiots don't understand, is that the more they shill their products/services, the more Sup Forums is going to weaponize its memes against them.
Let 'em do it I say. I can't wait for the lulz.
Kevin Williams
>advertising on Sup Forums doesn't work >30 replies within 3 minutes of posting
I'm assuming you're a highly functional chimpanzee
Robert Myers
It's about lunch time for all Americans here, Red Lobster has very good dine in lunch options for as little as $9.95. You can get Fettucini Alfredo, with grilled chicken and a cheddar biscuit for $9.95 plus tax and gratuity. Check availability at your local Red Lobster.
Alexander Roberts
Sheit nigga if my dad was Chris Christie too you know I'd be using his money for that Red Lobster