Be French

>be French
>be ruled by England for 300 years

Jesus Christ, no wonder they hate us

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Uhhhh
They ruled you too for quite some time

>angevin dynasty was english
not so much. in fact the opposite is true

What is this map supposed to represent?

>parts of France were ruled by another french king

1066, The last Anglo-Saxon king ruled. Wow no wonder the English hate themselves.

Plantagenet holdings

>hon hon hon la Normans were Francoise hon hon
>literally start a 100 year war to 'take your country back'
Christ alive man, just get over it already

The we wuz Normans thing was always funny
>look they speak french therefore they are french!!!1111

If Normans are French because they spoke French then Algerians born in Marseille ar French

>dragged in a 100 years war despite controlling half of France and having the support of a lot of french noblemen and the wealthiest european duchy
>God hates you so much he send a little girl to kick your ass back to your rainy rock
>lose all your french possessions and the claim to the french crown
>Euopean ambitions cucked forever, has to go rape stone throwers in order to expand your territory and import fuckeable women
>become autistically obsessed with France ever since

>be english
>still have your Royal family motto in French 951 years after they first took the crown
>but muh hard brexit
We are pathetically cowed you f*ing cretin.

The back and forth between Frenchmen and Englishmen over their shared history & feuding is always great. Greatest geopolitical rivalry in history.

the english take pride at showing the butthurt they have at France.

This
Best part is it was Angevin Kings who weren't even English that put forth these claims. So in that regard congratulations Britain for fighting the hundred years war for your totally not French over lords against their totally not French rivals, apparently.

They are, we are a collection of native ethnicity.
Ruled by suicidal franks.

>a few thousand normans breeded with french women for eight generations
>spoke french
>called themselves french
NOOO THEY WUZ VIKANGZ

>Be Finnish
>Be ruled by Swädän for 600 years

No wonder why they hate us

>start 100 year war of OF sheer but hurt because YOUR ruled by the English
>doing so terrible in the war you let schizophrenic girl lead your army, only for her to get captured and burned alive
>realise European territory isn't worth it so decide to build the biggest empire in human history
>literally sit back and sip tea while French pretend there country and language have any influence
>lose literally every single war once napoleon (who was Corsican) dies

>be english
>steal words from french like a nigger

They literally replaced entire French villages with English people

Really makes you think

Other way around Nigel.

Soon we will avenge it by enslaving Åland

>Be British
>Accept to have a woman as the monarch

>Dieu et mon droit

>be called 'French'
>be named after a Germanic tribe while not actually being Germanic
>speak Latin descended language named after a Germanic tribe while literally being celts

>The entire conflict happened because the Plantagenêts were de facto vassals of the King of France
Really sharpens your sword

>what is 1066

>Angevins
>Norman

Enlightened English descendants see through le pens fake nationalist lies?

>be French
>behead monarch
>fade into irrelevence

It happened because French didn't want to be ruled by England anymore, hence the birth of nationalism

>this is what English people unironically believe

>Romanian
>thinks he's descended from Romans
>is actually descended from Roma
Hahahaha gypsy scum,Hungary will destroy you!

1st turn Nigel, they had other choices but picked the Rotschild pawn like mad. And before that, they used to vote socialists like one man for decades. Bretagne and the whole South West are political cancer.

>be France
>rival the British for hundreds of years
>lose the rivalry
>everyone speaks the language of your nemesis
>get steamrolled by Germany and your nemesis has to rescue you
>so butthurt at this that you make up stories of liberation when really De Gaulle just hid in London
>refuse to speak English out of butthurt
>you don't even have your own currency or a border but Britain does

JUST
U
S
T

It's true, they were replacing entire villages with English speakers
Brittany were the only non cucked people in France and fought against republican scum, I'm not a revanchist by any means but Brittany should be independent and part of the common wealth alongside cornwall

Ugh, you're making me cringe with your complete lack of historical knowledge. The Angevin rulers were all French in culture and identity and spoke French. Richard the Lionheart couldn't speak a single word of English and said he would sell London if he could. The Hundred Years' War was the Frog monarchs of England trying escape to home from rainy, dull England.

The French should have accepted Edward III/Henry V as rightful King(which they are).

"salic law" is a literal lie. During Frankish times women were allowed to inherit at the grounds that there were no more male heirs women can inherit.

give us a source for that

This, I love French and want them to be proud of who they are but they'r so insecure about England, it's pure resentment

Frog detected. Go back to your caliphate Pierre.

it was the Angevins not the Normands, Nigel


This guy has a better knowledge of your history than you do btw

>Richard the Lionheart couldn't speak a single word of English
Is this hyperbole?
I'm not well versed in English history

1066 ad william the bastard of normandy
it took normans to get the anglos off their ass and do anything ever. before the normans came anglos lived like niggers

No, I'm English, I just like historical accuracy. We have a glorious history, why make up lies about it? What is already true is enough.

He probably made a brief attempt, but gave up. His brother John said he couldn't speak any.

Intredasting
I'm sure the English language itself was quite different from today too. Isn't it around this time that English started incorporating french and latin into their language?

>Brittany were the only non cucked people in France and fought against republican scum
Can't disagree with that.
>Brittany should be independent and part of the common wealth alongside cornwall
They don't want that. Jacobinism over two centuries has destroyed regional identity besides a handful of autists. I'm not saying it was a good thing but it's just the way it is...

Entire french side in 100 year war were mentally ill phsycopahs and pedophiles they didn't care about who was the rightful king
It was under Edward iii, he didn't trust French speakers even though he could speak French so replaced villages with English speakers

>Be English
>Get conquered by the Dutch because you cannot into naval warfare.
>Your new Dutch master is so much better than your native King you call your defeat "Glorious" and you rejoice.

western european fighting is literally the most retarded thing when there are billions of nigs and nogs wanting to destroy everything we love.

>1/64th Norwegian blood
>Norwegian
I have more scandinavian in me than William the Conqueror. In fact William the conquerer makes the modern day Englishman look like he came from a village in Tronder

Middle English was spoken then, which sounded like this: youtube.com/watch?v=GihrWuysnrc
Yes, French and Latin words had been entering the language ever since the Norman Conquest.
Before, English sounded like this: youtube.com/watch?v=_K13GJkGvDw

>they were French just like me
>but I'm going to wage war against them because I want to be ruled by French kings
What one is it then... hmmm

Poor knowledge of history.
We invited him over.
Whatever makes you sleep at night, though, Geert. One of your people inheriting the throne of Great Britain was your last ever claim to fame.

France's 3 greatest heroes:

1) De Gaulle - an ungrateful manlet who fled to England whilst the Brits freed his country for him and sold France out to the EU

2) Napoleon - not even French and got defeated by the British bringing to an end France as a relevant power

3) Joan of Arc - got burnt alive by Brits

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FRANCE ETERNALLY BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nah, we take pride in being vastly superior in every way to frog munchers

Very original,but did you know the term ''Roma'' was pushed by Soros financed NGO's during the 90's in order to denigrate the romanian identity? Not like it would matter to an anglo like you,though,so keep sucking the kike propaganda machine cock.

>6. But of Salic land no portion of the inheritance shall come to a woman: but the whole inheritance of the land shall come to the male sex.
>avalon.law.yale.edu/medieval/salic.asp


It is not a lie

The Salic Law decreed that no women should inherit the Salic Land(France), women were allowed to own foreign lands tho

Since Anglos are women they can't own France

Proddies getting what they deserve

>conquered

We literally told him to come over because we didn't want a catholic on the throne.

Anyway the Netherlands isn't even a real country lmao

That's really cool thanks
I have Tolkien's translation of Beowulf, and it has transcripts of the lectures he gave on it, but I've never finished it. I have so much to read for my classes I don't have time anymore

>ruled by Frenchies for almost a thousand years
>somehow England ruled over France

He spent most his life at war in Europe or crusading, he didn't spend much time in England, he was loved by English people though for some reason and folklore always portrays him In a positive light
Regional nationalism has been in fashion for a few years now, wouldn't be surprised if Brittany nationalism rises or the next few years
>conquered
Sure thing gypsy, where did you steal your computer?

You think the EU sickness doesn't want to destroy everything it touches?

grow up.

it sounds really nice

Thanks for proving my point :)

This is why feudalism was retarded.
The kingdom of "England" was nothing more than a bunch a french vassals to the king of France who decided to have their own kingdom.

Thankfully pic-related put a stop to that.

>1/64th Norwegian blood
>I have more scandinavian in me than William the Conqueror
Neither of these statements are true multimutt lel

>Angevin Empire
>Angevin is the traditional langue d'oïl spoken in Anjou, a historic province in western France
>"""""""""""""""""english"""""""""""""""""

The Angevins inherited most of that territory in France before they inherited England

Its already called “Britain y” making it part of Britain just makes sense to me.

It's called Brittany because brittish celt rapefugees came here after fleeing the anglos.

So it's ethnically British.

> Stuarts were Breton

England is a meme, pic related would've been the best solution.

> Kingdom of Wales
> Kingdom of Northhumbria
> Kingdom of ???

My thoughts on France:
1. Excellent food
2. Better women
3. Easy women
4. Homo men
5. Totally mental people
6. Doomed nation (like the rest of the West)
7. Shit rugby team

if you added up the casualties from both sides in wars directly against eachother... who's out in front right now?

>Regional nationalism has been in fashion for a few years now, wouldn't be surprised if Brittany nationalism rises or the next few years
I would. They don't know their language, they don't care for their dead culture, they don't resent France, they are on a total different level than Catalonians. They are more like your average French, acculturated, but with more love for Africans.

Bah, they are very proud of their culture, but a big difference with catalonia is that they are poor and heavily relies on gibsmedat from other region

>Angevin
>ang
>Anglo
Agreed
They will though, Cornwall language was extinct now it's taught in some schools there
Pretty much same thing with Cornwall

I think Wales is more appropriate, although it's technically its own nation unlike Cornwall and Catalonia.

>2. Better women
>3. Easy women
Do your women are really that awful ?

My thoughts on England:
1. Trash women
2. Nice castles
3. Horrible architecture
4. English '''''''''''''food''''''''

>1. Excellent food
Less and less
>2. Better women
They are pretty nice, as long as you avoid Parisians
>3. Easy women
pot calling the kettle black
>4. Homo men
see 3.
>5. Totally mental people
One of our redeeming quality
>6. Doomed nation (like the rest of the West)
We know
>7. Shit rugby team
Meh

>3. Horrible architecture

> the best fortress is to be found in the love of the people, for although you may have fortresses they will not save you if you are hated by the people

Come on, you've got to love those smug bastards

No Brittany wouldn't try to be independant. France isn't a fédération, they don't have the power structure or even an history of fighting for indépendance. Besides it is by far the most cucked region of france, the main complaint of breton independantist is that we are evil racist colonisator.

It's a love-hate relationship

My thoughts on France:
>1. Excellent food
Depends on taste but English food is much more earthly
>2. Better women
Disagree, we have more variety
>3. Easy women
True
>4. Homo men
100% true
>5. Totally mental people
True
>6. Doomed nation (like the rest of the West)
True
>7. Shit rugby team
True
Nah wales is recognised as a separate nation with there own sports teams and shit, even if they've been part of kingdom of England for centuries
>1. Trash women
Not in rural areas
2. Nice castles
True
3. Horrible architecture
In most cities, but villages have nice houses
4. English '''''''''''''food''''''''
Nicer than French shit

You shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain

That's the same complaint of every regionalist movement in Europe, problem is that it gets lots of support from left wing media

I do like how frogs seem to be the most reasonable people to "argue" with on Sup Forums.

No wonder this part of France is leftist.

>Parisians
You mean the rest of France doesn't like subhuman, condescending quasi-intellectuals either?

>tfw God himself intervenes to help you repel the English

>tfw even the omnipotent creator of the universe cant stop you in the end

>currently 3 threads about brits obsession for the big french bite

that's pathetic

You fuckin cheese eating surrender monkey ! MAN UP !