Yellowstone is about to erupt!
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As long as your dead im fine with it
WTF?
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Really makes u think
It clickbaitening
>100 years from now
>about to erupt
>Destroy all mankind
70,000 B.C., a volcano called Toba, on Sumatra, in Indonesia went off, blowing roughly 650 miles of vaporized rock into the air. It is the largest volcanic eruption we know of, dwarfing everything else
That eruption dropped roughly six centimeters of ash — the layer can still be seen on land — over all of South Asia, the Indian Ocean, the Arabian and South China Sea. According to the Volcanic Explosivity Index, the Toba eruption scored an "8", which translates to "mega-colossal"
Then — and this is more a conjectural, based on arguable evidence — an already cool Earth got colder. The world was having an ice age 70,000 years ago, and all that dust hanging in the atmosphere may have bounced warming sunshine back into space. Sam Kean writes "There's in fact evidence that the average temperature dropped 20-plus degrees in some spots," after which the great grassy plains of Africa may have shrunk way back, keeping the small bands of humans small and hungry for hundreds, if not thousands of more years.
We survived this shit 70,000 years ago you faggot
Should I go into work on Monday?
Fuck that the whole western us would be fucked.
That's a happening I don't want
It's not happening. It's never happening
ITSZ HAPPHENNNINGZ
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES
Imagine a world without the USA
Paradise
No time, stock up on MREs, if you head to the army surplus store right now you can beat the crowds
Clickbait panty throb.
>yellowstone
Fucking racist scums not referring to Asianstone as Asianstone
Good we need a real problem the West is dying of its own success
If that thing goes off, we will all be niggers for a while. There's a limit. We've got to expand our dependencies away from just this world.
Yeah can’t wait to live for thousands of years in small tribal subsistence farming communities
how come they don't just stick a tube down there and suck out all the lavas or like pour sand inside until it's no longer dungerous
>destroy-all-mankind
Nope, just the U.S so wont give a shit.
The whole world would be fucked
Temperatures would plummet most plant and animal species would die and crops would fail
Millions would starve and society would collapse as people fight for food and clean water
All higher level civilization all issues would cease as we fall back to making sure we have food to eat and enough wood to make it through winter
It would take centuries for the climate to recover and thousands of years for plants and animals to fully recover
Move to a country like new zealand
Al Gore is the Nostradamus of our times. Kek.
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The article actually says that there would only be decades of warning if Yellowstone was going to erupt instead of the predicted centuries.
And we're going to be venting the various supervolcanos with geothermal plants in the next 50 or so years to prevent eruptions anyway.
couldnt agree more
CNN/MSNBC is also reporting it. This is what happen when you allow climate change to happen unchecked. You drumpfkins just killed everyone in the world, I hope you are proud of yourselves.
This just means that we will burrow into the earth and live as mole men. Vast cities will span massive cave systems and multiple networks of tunnels will connect said cities to one another. We will harness geothermal energy to power our underground metropolises until the time comes that the blue sky returns.
yeah that's the sad truth, but it's..fun to hype..right?
You're
"Faster" isn't the same as "sooner".
Hurry the fuck up.
>foxnews
>being this much of a dumbass
See
>foxnews
lol typical fear mongering fake news, I'll wait until a trust worthy site like CNN or BBC reports on this before I start worrying.
people have been saying this shit since january and it never happens.
pls just ignore the fucking leaf, dont give him your (yous)
>that sensationalist title
"killing millions" is not synonymous to "destroy all mankind"
>2 dykes from Arizona studied mineral compositions and came to this conclusion.
smae
>fox news
yeah, i'm not clicking that shit
fake news
Africans knew how to survive 70k years ago, Generation Z does not.
"Abouth to erupt" in geological terms could mean like 5 million years from now.
>IT'S ERUPTING
>ANY TIME NOW
>I SWEAR IT'S RIGHT NOW
>DON'T BLINK YOU'RE GOING TO MISS IT
>OH IT'S COMING
>I CAN FEEL IT
>ANY TIME SOON
there is only 8 million people on earth you macaroon.
Sounds great
>live for thousands of years
lol
You'll live for 10-20 years if you're lucky.
Many will die. But enough will survive.
>there is only 8 million people on earth you macaroon.
no, no, 8 trillion.
8 billion
>The female orgasm.
guess you won't be running to mexico to escape.
stop getting my hopes up
t. coloradoan
you can always stop the shill hiding behind the nazi flag because they can't resist puking about fox news or the bible.
just sayin
Oh knock it off. Have you never heard the story of the little boy who cried wolf?
Geologist here. It's literally nothing. Right wingers don't understand or believe in science. It would be in your best interest not to listen to them in fields that they are incapable of entering due to having inadequate reasoning ability.
BULLSHIT
>why can't we punch a hole in a pressurised magma chamber
>surely nothing will go wrong
What NASA plans on doing is replacing the hot water in the hot springs with cold water, hoping it cools the magma down to delay the eruption
>infowars
Not even clicking it. Anyone who visits that place should be exiled to Syria.
No one knows what happened 70000 years ago faggot.
>Syria
thats where BASED SAND MAN lives xDDDDD
didn't you know? Sup Forums loves sandniggers now
Whatever spoiled rich kid nigger.
are you dumb or an idiot or something wtf is wrong with your brain go jump off a cliff stupid moron
He is probably 15. Cool your jets, hot shot.
Have you even praised the volcanic goddess today?
>could-blow-faster
lewd
i guess you could say the whole situation....sucks