Christmas cake thread?

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Is this an exclusive breed of lady that only exists in anime? Are there any christmas cakes in anime who are like real ones? the ones in anime all seem to be very nice ladies who like the idea of getting married for the most part, but real ones are single because of how brash, unapproachable, ugly or because they are dykes.

What is christmas cake?

Hmm, actually I prefer Christmas pudding.

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Yes, Undine in Azazel-san.

A woman over the age of 25 who is still unmarried and single. Because just like real christmas cakes, nobody wants them after the 25th.

They're usually joke characters who are perpetually single, though once in a blue moon they win the MC bowl (often because there is no competition).

1000 years old Christmas cake died virgin.

Didnt she get kenpachi D?

>enpachi D
Not strong enough

i wanna know what this is and also for future reference whats the best way to search by manga pages since obviously google and wait wont work

post cute hmanga

I

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FUCKING

I remember somewhere she got impaled

LOVE

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CHRISTMAS

CAKES

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Who's this beauty?

Cakes are delicious.

>jesus piece on choker
this is a confusing combination

Reverse searching gave
Paizuri Cheerleader Vs Sakunyuu Ouendan!

>tumblr

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>If I get well, I hope to get married.

;_;

>tfw christmas cakes several years younger than me

My favorite cake is my waifu.

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what is a male christmas cake, a thanksgiving turkey?

Drug and rape

The time to worry is when they fail the "half age plus 7" test.

37?

>tfw when your favourite christmas cake's seiyuu is dead.

How can you even fail this test?

When they are half of your age + 7 years or more, they fail it.

Tried saucenao and reverse searching.

Got sauce?

Ritz is 29 in the series, so for someone older than 44, she's younger than the creep limit of half their age plus 7.

For the 3.0 diesel dyke version, then you're safe unless you're over 70.

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HYPER USED GOODS.

Oh, right. Silly me. Sorry guys.

I would

Hard mode pick 3.

Is every younger female teacher in anime a cake?

Usually -- it's often their entire gimmick.

Nope. Sawa chan is 24 if I remembered correctly

Neenee is also around 24

Maya-sensei
Aki (when she finally reaches cakeage.)
Mori-san

Maya-sensei
Aki (when she finally reaches cakeage.)
Mori-san

Easy peasy. Sawako, Nyamo, and Aki.

with boobs that big she would of been pregnant by 15

The males around her are too busy bashing eachother to make a move on her. Takeru is the only one that has even gotten to touch the goodies.

Kanau is cute. No idea why onii-chan isn't tapping that.

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Are sluts and whores considered cakes?

Google works fine for this. Onna na no de Shouganai.

Hands off my waifu

She really is completely perfect.

>169cm
>tall

Womanlet pls

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>tfw we will never practice guitar together

Where's the cake from Ore x Yome? She technically counts as a cake who won.

is this a cake?

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Seems legit

I much preferred her.

>that outfit
>that demeanour

>that acting
>actually youmu
>pretty fucking powerful one at that

You need to lurk more if you can't recognize HotD. Inazuma is so easy to spot.

she's the best cake but this time, the best girl is actually onee-san

i mean, come the FUCK on

What is the tastiest part of a cake?

The look of anticipation, when she realizes she's finally getting it.

The cherry

That's what goes in the cake.

Her tears when she is rejected yet again.

>rejecting a cake

You monster. Get out.

Short answer is that the double standards for men vs women don't really place as much importance on men's ages.

Why do cakes like to bully boys so much?

Young boys are the only ones they can handle. Young boys are intimidated a bit, while older boys/men might actually reject them.

Either way, being bullied by a cake is one of the finest pleasures in life.

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For some reason I didnt like her character design, I think it was her hair but otherwise it was a fun story

GOAT

sup fuugabro

>I think it was her hair
Her hair is great though.

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This one is pretty cool.

Ayaka was top notch too.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I remember reading that, can't remember the name though

Ore x Yome

>tfw Kyoanus will never make a Christmas Cake focused show

Just imagine a scene of Sawako, Nino, Ayaka, Izumi, and motherfucking Enigma, just chilling together in a pub, drinking beer, and going "KYAAAA!"

Oh the dreams.

Veteran Mugi follow her example

Is the top center girl the one from Kono Onee?

>Samurai flamenco cake.
Fuck Mangoble! She deserved win!

Almost. Although it's more so that any woman who is working over age 20 is probably a cake. The expectation to become a homemaker once you marry is much stronger in Japan.

sensei is a cake

I don't even remember a sensei even existing in Chuunibyou

>all the Christmas Cakes fighting over one guy
>harem hijinks ensue

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