/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY THE MOONTEENTH EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; his nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night, they battle for the fate of the city.

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

PRAISE KEK

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/DrchwgG6jnk
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
cpdmemorial.org/
broadcastify.com/listen/mid/38
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_MHjKxnHz1vGIan1NvtfR1NLMk3qkG8j
nypost.com/2017/10/13/chicago-named-among-safest-cities-in-the-world/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I want kekastanis to leave

No1curr

Story of your life?

HOW MANY SHOTS FIRED?

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Here you go goys
youtu.be/DrchwgG6jnk

O dang guy shot in the head

he's jumped on a train with a hole in his head haha

Rifle shell casings wtf

Awwwww yeah, Robert time. Keys checked and beer grabbed.

>still on look out for black drango

its been a long time since i have sat down with a nice cup of tea and enjoyed a /CPD/ thread. today is a good day

Evening Roberts.

praise kek needs to do a live stream

>stolen chevy Malibu being tracked via gps

how's life? It's been a while since we all had a robert check in...have a beer and enjoy life, eh?

Guinness is already in hand. Mainly drawing up a game plan for Nov. 4th here in Chiraq. Maybe mooch some people here for some cash to buy a burner phone to Twitch stream the Chicongo protest.

Zone 6 stream is a bad link.

Use this instead:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

My my i haven't seen a comfy Real Robert Hours thread in a bit

>>Same feed with ambient music:
I'm fucking dying. This is fuckin' entertainment.

>disrubace with childs mother over the phone
>male and female black in silver volvo fighting

I'd totaly be willing to watch the feed. I doubt much will happen in vegas due to the past shooting here. . We still have pretty heavy policing

>>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
>cpdmemorial.org/


Who here /donor/?

>brother called him, telling him to call the police for him
it's gotta be a domestic kinda night.

Yeah, I'm just back to living in Chicago. I need more OC for this thread.

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I collect all the OC I can find....I have 150+ photos (I think?) I'm going to spend next 4th of july at the ritz with a bunch of beer and an actual scanner : D

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>dem numbers, it's a sign.

>watch yo fuckin keys.

Then you probably have a lot of my work. I need more Chicago pics. Might try to snag more Downtown/North areas.

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Hearing helicopters the past 30 mins in the canaryville Brighton park neighborhood anyone know what's going on?

Find your zone/feed and listen for yourself:
broadcastify.com/listen/mid/38

Nope. Not in the city right now, but those are around my stomping grounds. I send out a few messages.

>this is not the truck that we are looking for

I have no idea who made this, but it's my favorite /cpd/.

Awwww Yissssss nearly time for shift change, Roberts assembling. May tonight be a sewer nigga, banana peels in the gas tank kind of night. Texas checking in for some spoopy RRH!

Another Great OC....I love the brush stroke kinda effect.

>male black running south bound lawndale and harrason

Habbening at the prison in the loop? I live a few blocks from there.

Damn wasn't there just a jailbreak in NC? We may have a great happening indeed if the yard apes break free

user, can we get some different music?

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_MHjKxnHz1vGIan1NvtfR1NLMk3qkG8j

>"he's real short, like 5 foot 5"
>manlet detected

No clue, but it looks like LSD.
Who knows. It was broken out of at one time.

>only been listening 30 seconds
>"hey i got someone with a gun over here"

Such is /cpd/. That's just how it goes in this Democrat run city.

This is another great bit of OC

you get used to it.

>driver had car window shattered by bullet

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Is there any Roberts who know a med-fag in Chicago? What level of experience do they want from someone applying to do EMS?

fucking kek!

Pack it up boys. This city is safe as can be.
nypost.com/2017/10/13/chicago-named-among-safest-cities-in-the-world/

>dispatch just burped mid call
did i hear that right?

Rick is now dispatch? We're in for a wild ride.

>We're not driving her to wisconsin, she can get an amtrack

>woman found walking on the highway
>state police picks her up and drives her to walgreens
>tells her to call robert and ask for a ride to wisconsin

the fuck?

sounds like a liget police pawn off.

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>roofs are clear
> roofkoreans are in stealth mode.

>male chaing a woman in a silver buic

I'm sure they'll take anyone to help mop up the blood.

numerals confirm ISP are bringing the bantz to Robert

Also, new quote.
>"She can catch an Amtrak."

Fucking picture size limits. No Amtrak, but the closest I have right now.

I see they excluded viaduct Americans, the indigenous sewernig. Pic related, they're back

are callers this dense? literally every underpass on LSD is full of homeless people. stop wasting robert's time.

HAHA, "copy what.. what the fuck"

Totally a new /cpd/ meme. ghetto ass hoes lost someplace looking for home can now /catch an amtrack/

Good chance. The job experience would be amazing if i actually live though two or so years there.

At the very least this is Adam's job, not Robert's

Love this OC...the art fags keep doing good work.

>a Robert dropped their keys, they will be a district.

>the amberlamps, what was it?

Poor guy want to an hero infront of a train

>male who wants to kill himself via jumpimg infront of a train.
Can't people pick less painfull methods, damn

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS

Shut up leaf, your keys are here and check them :D

>a comic character on his sweatshirt

I need to start a new quote bingo...
Are one of these yours?

>a Robert dropped their keys, they will be a district.

Dang, is that what happens?

Holy shit, no wonder Roberts have to keep track of them all the time. That must be a civic paperwork nightmare

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RRH are now in effect, Good Morning Roberts and may digits protect you in the quest to neutralize male black once and for all

There is never an end to paper work.

This is another good OC....i love the colors. Very summer feeling

back in grandpa Roberts day...

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Reminder: Do not feed the bums

If the digits match Robert shall be protected from the general coonery of Male Black.

>DUI at Cleo's

OY VEY
checked

Oh shit. I hope it won't be a repeat of

>those fucking browser tabs

>tfw living on 62nd street
They told me not to live any further south than 60th and I scoffed; now I don't walk a block south to get cigarettes after dark, much less leave my house.

kek, where can i buy a set of these?

The fuck kinda shit you looking at there leaf....

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>not having the gayest possible tabs
how new are you user?

Any know how many shooting we're up to tonight? Been listening fir my first time fir Bout 10 minutes and theyve reported 2, one near a high school's homecoming

as it get's colder things will die down...the 4th of july was a 36h marathon of coonery. Next year is going to be a special breed of stupid, i already know.

I want to say 4 confirmed. Not sure the accurate count.

4 shots, 4 shots fired
>AH, AH, AH

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LOL some bitch calling to complain about noise from a gay nightclub.

She's going to end up with poz loads on her door handle