*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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awfull hot imma throw a coffee pot, if u not, STOP!
FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

>it's a Sup Forums idolized Eminem for most of their lives and since he insulted their daddy trump they pretend to hate him episode

>celebrities can end politicians
I though we prove this fake when all the movie stars try to make Hillary the next president and fail

>*blocks your path*

Throw you into a cold bath.

Imma stop

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Stop waving our arms around like a nigger

>its a newfag that doesn't realize all of Sup Forums has sophomoric taste in not just music, but poliLARPs

lol
URRRGGH ARGGHHHHHHHHH IMMA STOP

THATS A AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

>poliLARPs
just because you throw in buzzwords doesn't mean we can't tell you're reddit user

Sup Forums BTFO
how will these drumpflets recover?

How in the fuck is polilarp a buzzterm? Please read a book and stop sucking cock

>it's a crossboarder on her high horse episode

>idolized Eminem
t. projecting wigger
Pull up your pants, faggot.

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lol get a load of this 50yo wigger.

"Yo, it took you 40 years to grow a beard! Puberty is a bitch isn't?"

what book would you recommend?

AWFULLY HOT

LOL This little puss? I could kick his sissy ass and I'm an old woman. He's apathetic example of a human specimen.

Concluding Unscientific Postscript

*walks around* continues on day

this

AWFULLY HOT COFEE POT
FROM AN IHOP COFFEE SHOP

open cloth show boob

GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
COFFEE IN MY POT NOW WATCH ITS HOT HOT HOT

AWFULLY HOT
COFFEE POT

fuck off em, you havn't had a good album since Infinite

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>german
>knowing the term wigger
who is projecting Hanz? You know you listened to Eminem in your lifetime. And you watch Anime. so you're a culturally appropriating weeabo

Crazy that Eminem has a family lineage in America that goes back to the 1600s.

careful with that carafe of brewed beverage young man

>it's a ancap thinks that flag is something to be proud of
rofl i'm going to have to charge you .25 cents to use Sup Forums because everything is private property

Coffee pot

>*blocks your path*
Good because I could have walked into those niggers.

haha

This nigger's been on a downward slide for years but this has gotta be the career killer. How do you come back from shilling this hard and rapping about coffee pots?
Anyway I love it, always hated this guy and hollywood and sportsball and look what's happened...they're all fucking dying. Truly this is the most autistic timeline because my comfort level just keeps raising.

aw sweetie, wouldn't you rather talk about 'pronouns' ?

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>eminem concert, manchester arena.
>eminem doesn't rap any of his old songs as they're not PC enough and sexist
>eminem grabs the mic
DAS AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
SHOULD I POUR IT OVER...DR--
>stadium begins to shake
>another bombing.jpeg?
>stephen colbert blasts through the wall
>colbert and eminem begin a rapping duet
DAS' AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT SHOULD I DUMP IT OVER DRUMPFS HAID?!
HE ORANGE.
>colbert bops his head to the sick beat
>muslim entered the arena and actually bombs it
>x2.mp4
>crowd begin to cheer the suicide bomber, fearing that if they do not. based liberal eminem will diss them.
DRUM--

>stephen colbert

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google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/music/2009/08/a-history-of-eminem-and-mariah-careys-relationship

That's an awfully white crowd....can we get some diversity in the fandom? Free tickets to his shows for niggers would fix this.

>liking nigger music and rappers

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>TRUMP IS ORANGE
>HE'S, LIKE, MENTALLY UNHINGED
>WEINSTEIN GOT CAUGHT ASSAULTING WITH SEXUAL INTENT
>BLUMPF GETS A FREE PASS 'CAUSE HE'S PRESIDENT
>WILL HE RESIGN, GET IMPEACHED, OR HAVE A HEART ATTACK?
>I'D IMAGINE THE LAST ONE AFTER EATING ALL THOSE BIG MACS
>VOTE BERNIE 2020
>REASONS? THERE'S PLENTY

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>*blocks your path*
He must be what, 60 now?
You could probably just kick his cane away and move on.

>idolized Eminem
Lol no

Ever catch one of those PBS shows where a room full of boomers are clapping along with the last living fossil of some old shit band they listened too like 40 years ago?
GenX is filling in those seats now and grandpas like M&M are up on stage.
In between popping heart pills and shopping for term life insurance they glance over at each other and mouth "member M&M?"

Thom Yorke is just as big a liberal faggot.

twitter.com/AndyMilonakis/status/918082251623079936

Of course.

COFFEE OC

youtu.be/w7q9-NabWUk

it was good before you inserted cringy memes and le epic trump reaction faces

he acted like a retard, i can't care less if he dissed trump hitler or a fucking anita

The blacks in the background swiped his keyboard.

my name is marshal mathers and now you all see
I can be as hip and cool as I used to be
Watch as I slip and fumble through my latest rhyme
Maybe the flow is whack cause I used to do drugs all the time
Drumpf is bad,he makes me mad
Or is it sad? Don't know, what's the current fad?
My coffees hot
Now I may have a shot
At becoming a young thot
Released from my past
It could never last
Now all I want to be
And all I want to see
Is a little white girl
Staring back from the mirror at me
T.
Marsha Matthers, Tranny

PROBABLY NOT
UNITL I HAVE A PLOT!
itt we write the lyrics of this shit from memory

Rap about my dope keurig yo
* drops pod *

S-s-shut up Dre thought it was hot as fuck

COFFEE POT
COFFEE POT
COFFEE POT
PROBABLY NOT

> people in a board well known for it's high amount of right leaning users don't like nigger music
> the only reason why this could be the case is because some wigger dissed trump

>its a pseudointellectual leftist who can't fathom that people dont worship hollywood hogwash, and that most people stopped listening to eminem in high school

>idolized
Nope
>thought his first three albums were fucking dope when I was 19
Yeah definitely
>am annoyed that his entire career was built on calling out specifically that type of faggotry--in excruciatingly well-written detail--which he just went on record shilling for
Yes, absolutely
>am surprised
No
>will care this time next week
Who? That faggot who went platinum for crying on a track with rihanna?

>black power
Having a white guy tell blacks to ball up a fist so they can get knocked on their ass by a fire hose

That's an awfully hot opinion post.

Emina is the new
>YEW JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
guy

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but at least he makes top-notch music, instead degenerate thug dogshit like eminem

I didn't mean to cross the line man. I really hate Drumpf too. Please let me pass, moms spaghetti my coffee is hot and ready.

I never liked him

But after seeing this I actually started listening to his old stuff, which is pretty damn good.

But most of all his old stuff is giving a massive insight on how much of a faggot he's become ever since.

tits, timestamp w/ age and a shot of your panties w/ some pubic hairs peeking out over the top.
Or gtfo.

found the dude that threw piss on lauren southern

fuck off J Roc

You're a faggot if you wouldn't, tho.
T H I C C

He's too old to be a white rapper, but he's 44. His fans are still like 28-37.

Whoa man that's an awfully hot coffee pot
....wait, what was it? I forgot.
President Drumpf is a nazi
He wants us to fight in Benghgazi

this and only this

I give eminem a big pass on this one.

A. He wasn't being a pandering-to-Hillary faggot during the election.
B. He is a legend of course. Never forget that!
C. His integrity and audience rides on being a woke wigger, this is an automatic "I understand why Eminem has to be this guy."
D. Cypher's sound weird, and he's not doing it over music production. I hate cypher's. They sound like def jam poetry, just 2 notches less aggressively gay.
E. He fought for censorship and against ridiculous feminist complaints about the word bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=DOaLA5IHigs

The vid isn't even that impressive. I like some of his music, but thinking hard and saying a rhyme every 10 seconds while a pack of niggers looks on just isn't that impressive.

Maybe if he'd made an actual song or something it wouldn't need to be pushed and supported by the kikes as much as it does now.

You are a fag.

How can Drumpf ever recover from this savage beating?

It's the calm before the storm right here
Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot... oh, yeah
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on coffee pot? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a coffee pot
Got a plan and now I gotta coffee pot
Like a damn Apache with a coffee pot
Imma walk inside a coffee pot on Ramadan
And say coffee pot every time Melania talks
She gets a coffee pot... Ahh, Imma stop
But we better give coffee pots
'Cause what we got in office now's a coffee pot
That'll probably cause a coffee pot
And while the coffee pot
And he waits for s**t to quiet down, he'll just gas his coffee pot and fly around 'til the bombing stops
Intensities heightened, coffee pots are risin'
coffee pot, when it comes to giving a s**t, you're stingy as I am
Except when it comes to having the coffee pot to go against me, you hide 'em
'Cause you don't got the f**king n**s like an empty coffee pot
Coffee pot's the only thing he's fantastic for
'Cause that's how he gets his f**king coffee pot and he's orange
Yeah, sick coffee pot
That's why he wants a coffee pot
'Cause he cannot withstand coffee pot
The fact we're not afraid of coffee pots
F**k walkin' on coffee pots, I came to stomp
That's why he keeps screamin' 'coffee pot'
'Cause he's in coffee
It's like we take a coffee pot, then backwards
But this is his form of coffee pot
Plus, he gets an enormous coffee pot
When he attacks the coffee pot so we focus on that
Instead of talking Puerto Rico or coffee pot
All these horrible coffee pots and he's bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the coffee pot
Then says he wants to lower our coffee pot
Then who's gonna pay for his coffee pot
Back and forth with his senpai to his golf resorts and his coffee pots?
Same s**t that he tormented coffee pot for and he slandered
Coffee does it more

>Sup Forums idolized Eminem
is that a joke? Eminem has always been pretty cringey

From his endorsement of Coffee pot
Support for the coffee pot
Coffee pots in hand for the soldier that's black
And comes home from coffee pot
And is still told to go back to coffee pot
Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old coffee pot
Who keeps ignoring our past coffee pot, deplorable factors
Now if you're a black athlete, you're a spoiled little coffee pot for
Tryina use your coffee pot or your stature
To try to give those a coffee pot who don't have one
He says, 'You're spittin' in the coffee pot of vets who fought for us, you bastards!'
Unless you're a coffee pot who's tortured and battered
'Cause to him you're coffee pots
'Cause he don't like his war coffee pots captured
That's not disrespecting the coffee pot
F**k that! This is for Coffee pot, ball up a fist!
And keep that s**t balled like Donald the coffee pot!
'He's gonna get rid of all coffee pots!'
'He's gonna build that coffee pot up taller than this!'
Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with coffee pots
'Cause like him in politics, I'm using all of his coffee pots
'Cause I'm throwin' that coffee pot against the wall 'til it sticks
And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his coffee pots
I'm drawing in the sand a coffee pot: you're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're a coffee pot
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this:
coffee pot!
The rest of America stand up
We love our coffee pots, and we love our country
But we f**king hate coffee pots

and he's orange

>I give Eminem a pass
>because I want him in my ass
>read my excuses
>while I bathe in his juices

Can anyone explain the guys standing behind him? Who are they exactly?

making a splice of this right now

B L A C K E D

Random niggers, Eminem was too scared to ask them to leave

Lol Chloe grace moretz holding a donut with a small hole....hahahaha Harveys playtoy btfo.

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BASED

Things change

youtube.com/watch?v=m42tNGF9h7w

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Jesus.
Why do americans have two fucking words for the same thing? Didn't "gender" and "sex" refer to the same thing before?

Only until Encore. Everything since then has been absolute trash.