Ok I was pulling an all nighter and i thought to myself: "what would one do if someone's favorite jojo character was...

Ok I was pulling an all nighter and i thought to myself: "what would one do if someone's favorite jojo character was next to them" so what would you weebs do if ou favorite jojo character was next to you?

Freak the fuck out. wtf is this muscular man doing in my room?

Go kill everythining in 50 km radius.
Also I like Diavolo really much, with him I would just sit in akward silence

I would pledge allegiance to the most fabulous villain and pose with him.

>likes dio

get on my level and pledge allegiance to our president

>Not liking Dio.
Anyway Funny Valentine would be my third pick, after Kira.

I for one would like to see jotaro next to me, he is the best jojo and i want him to beat me up.

i'd get rich with josuke, and then we'd fugg

part 4 or part 8 josuke or both for a threesome

the jew one
but you planted some fresh ideas to my mind, user

>Ok I was pulling an all nighter
Get a job you NEET loser.

part 8 jouske has 4 testicle, so i say he can blow a bigger load than the average male, I now see why he steal girlfriends now..

>what is the weekend

it was the weekend, well the start of the weekend...

I pledge alliance to Dio and get turned into scrubby vampire.

i also kinda want part 4 josuke, the anime of part 4 made me realize that josuke is fine as hell, i want him to be my sugar daddy..

Do stupid hamon bullshit

Ask him if he wants to join me in playing USF4.
Then probably get wrecked by his bullshit

who would he play as?

>USF4
not same user but...blanka?

Dan probably.
Or Guile and Rose because they look like Stroheim and Lisa Lisa

add two regular ones to that

would ask jotaro to knock me up with jouta from that 1994 doujin

I would tell people to eat shit.

Nothing.
Jotaro would probably just walk away.

Be speed weed's friend.

Suck dick?

Id hop on his dick at the speed of light. Hes a bigger slut than me so he probably wouldnt say no.

i know i would