In this thread we write lyrics of newest Eminem "song" from memory

Two verses at a time. No cheating.

I'VE GOT THIS COFFEE POT
WHICH IS HOT!

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youtube.com/watch?v=WBY85ZViw4c
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vocaroo.com/i/s1SDMIupYxEr
vocaroo.com/i/s0ojcnLB3BZ3
youtube.com/watch?v=eKjBNnl0q28
myredditnudes.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I stuffed an orange inbetween the doorhinge

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Don't even try to say that it's not!

CAN I DROP IT ON DONALD DRUMPF

Sike! The pot wasn't not hot, it was a thot who had alot of orange snot

It's hot in a way that Donald is not!

Imma stop!

oh shit I forgot

I GARGLE ON JEW DICK LIKE A SPIC

Not hotter than hot thoughts got knotted in knots!

LISTEN TO THESE BRILLIANT LYRIC!

Muh hailey

BUT HOW CAN I DROP IT, NOT
THIS MAY BE THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY I GOT

I like my coffee from the brand folgers
when I'm searching for women I look for the bulgers

HEY TRUMP
FUCK YOU
UR A RACIST
COFFEE'S HOT
ORANGE HITLER
DOOR HINGE SHITLER

you guys're cheating, that's not cool

This gay chain, Imma pawn it, cuz I'm so old you passed me a joint and I rubbed Ben Gay on it

fart noises

rap weird al

Doland Drumpf, more like Ronald McDonald!

Like the time I faced Cohen's dick

I shoulda stayed in school cuz now I'm a corporate tool

More like a bright orange small-handed Rommel!

Foul style galore, verbal cow manure
Coming together like an eyebrow on al b. sure

So orange from pouring on tan in a bottle!

That he can't stop picking up new supermodels!

Hey hey I am Marshal Matters
Its is not that anymore I matter
My favorite dish is to eat spaggetti
Oh my good lord I am late for nursing home already

Trump you are racist
>Crowd falls into deep trance after truth bomb
>Crowd starts cheering and claping

And banging them in their pooper bottles

He's so racist he insists on deporting El Guapos!

Eminem completely destroyed nationalism on that.

Trump is DONE!

Duterte next!

After that, Eminem will attack Orban too!

You natsoc cucks have no chance against the Glorious Rap God.

Peace out, word to your motha.

On every campaign promise Trump folds
Orange looking mold
He gets told
All he can do back is troll
Nuclear Codes

Better watch your back , Dumpf
I got a gang of faggots ready to
grab your rump!
Me and my pussy ass weak ass crew
Are totally 100% gay for you

Trump's a sexist, Imma diss him / leave him breathless / like I did Kim

Ima old white dude just tryna be cool
Lookin' dumb, soundin' like a fool

...

sick rhymes and digits bruh

Let's move it to the next verse

IMMA GO IN MOSQUE
PRAY FOR NIGGAS AND OBAMA
LET'S SMASH A TELEPHONE KIOSK
AND CAUSE DRUMPF SOME TRAUMA

...

Me no like Trump
He a racist
takin big dumb
on monkey faces

Yo, I'm old as fuck and my dick is limp,
Wanna be like Trump, a mothafuckin' pimp.

I'm not like any other
I'd give cock to my own mother

That's almost like Eminem wrote it himself

I am surrounded by a bunch of dindus
I do not know what they want me to do
If I rap about Trump maybe they won't rape me
I don't think they understand English, please send help

How much does a nig get paid to stand in the backround of a rap video?

Hi my name is... my name is... Slick Willy

Trump in the White House makin' laws,
My career is over, I'm graspin' at straws.
All I got is my hot coffee pot,
Trump in the oval office poppin' Hailey's twat.

I'm drinking from this coffee pot
while it's hot
I almost forgot
I'm almost late for my cum shot
exploding sperm all over my face like buckshot
oops it looks like I forgot to clean a spot
my asshole is the size of an apricot
it leaks a lot
mine as well be a coin slot
because I'm sucking niggas for chump change in an abandoned lot
anyway, this pretty much all I've got

eminem: TRUMP I HOPE YOU GAG
YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG
Trump: SHUT UP FAG I'LL PUT YOU IN A GULAG
I GRAB WOMAN BY THE VAG
VEGAS WAS A FALSE FLAG
YOU GOT NO SWAG
JUST TAKE YOUR BAGS

I'm washed up, like the jersey shore
my lifes a bore, but I got dick to score

My entire rap about Trump was just virtue signalling
Had no choice... niggers were watching and listening

JUST WHEN I SAW IT ALL
I SAW SOME ORANGE SCREAM
BUILD A WALL
BUILD IT TALL

ALL AINT WHAT IT SEEM
TRUMP HAVIN A BIG DICK
NOW THATS A DREAM

all those blacks and the only one talking was white.

Hip hop correspondent for CNN
I'm that white nigger
Call me Don Leminem
Or just call me skittles cause I'm fruity
And my raps are booty
Once was buttfucked in juvie
Thats why im a homophobe
Sit back relax unzip your pants while I blow

Nope I better not that would be mean,
but now it's time to go pick up some spaghetti lean cuisine.

Hot coffee pot oh coffee pot why do you drink a lot. I smoke the pot with my coffee pot.

this is the best one

i hope you take me seriously, this aint 9gag, this aint a 'le fun diss'
contrary to the pizza guy who chills with clinton and rapes young kids

get it? 'a le fun diss' = 'alefantis'

Fuck T_R_U_M_P he's a monster, but no friend of me.
Hilary was not supposed to lose, Should've shot him in the back,
broad daylight, like Seth Rich and my nigga Proof.

If you had -- one pot
would you drink it? or let it drip away

fantastic 4 pasta shapes
mom's spaghetti
i'll keep talk ing sta cca to like it means some thing and then
pause a litt le bit keep tal king like i got some thing to say even though i have no thing to say
but if you keep using mo no syll a bic words in this ma nner then peo ple will think you matt er
fag
et

this is the best one

My career rots underground amongst the maggots
Ellen DeGeneres is such a shameless fuckin' faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=WBY85ZViw4c

IM WHITE LIKE CHALK
I'LL MAKE YOU BALK
TAKE YOUR BASE YOU LITTLE BITCH
YOU KNOW YOU HIT SWITCH

...pause...
...NOT

Ellen is gay and so am i
so fuck niggers and ....
fuck i forgot

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WHAT
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WHO
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WHAT
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER YOU

vocaroo.com/i/s0BSjWKs1LqN

>NAZIS MAKE ME AWFULLY HOT
>I FIXED TRUMP A COFFEE POT
>AFTER HE FUCKED ME IN MY NAUGHTY SPOT

HEY DRUMPF
YOU'RE A NAZI
CNN AND BLM KNOW FOR SURE

comp my sushi bitch i got a gorilla dick
nigga behind me they be my slaves b
i got mad slaves see i dont let no nigga bitch rape me
feelin kinda rapey
eminimem likes to rape too
im a white nigga ina . fucking coupe

he looks so soulless, you can tell he's directly under satan's control and is no longer human, and that it took many penises cumming in his butthole to perform the ritual linking with satan

vocaroo.com/i/s1SDMIupYxEr

Reply to this post in the following manner.

A song made by eminem with the word "nigger" in it.

>McCain is a hero
>Drumpf is a zero
W E W Eminem is truly genius

kek
He's definitely on drugs

>I drank more liquor to fuck you up quicker
>than you’d wanna fuck me up for saying the word “nigger”
But he pussied out and censored it.

why do you dude waste your time and energy on someone that irrelevant as slim shady...use your evil power for good not evil...he is not worth the time or this much effort

How can niggers even compete?

BLUMPF GRUMPF TRUMPF
COFFE POT COFFE SNOT COFFE LOT

FUCK YOU DRUMPF WHY CANT I SELL MORE RECORDS PEOPLE USE TO LIKE ME REEEEEEE

I actually laughed at loud at nu Em.

>that affected voice abnormally deep compared to his old music
>wearing his hoody up
>autistically talking to himself in an empty parking garage
>those stupid hand moves
>black dudes in the background just trying to get paid

I LOVE A PARADE!

lyrics from his new cd leaked

I'm Eminemsnbc I'm white, not for gassin of the kikes
Donald Trump ain't nice, he's Hitler back in a disguise
I won't watch Passion of the Christ
I'd probably snap and join the Reich
I welcome immigrants give Colin Kaepernick my wife

did he mean to say covfefe pot and just flub the line?

I guess after all... we really were a Marshall Mathers LP 2...

that is a glorious pepe image. saved.

vocaroo.com/i/s0ojcnLB3BZ3

Nice rhymes kid! Suck my dick and ill make you a star

sorry, you're not black enough for me jimmy iovine.

youtube.com/watch?v=eKjBNnl0q28
best moments of his rap

L-l-lyor Cohen?

nice

wait.... no..... i lost it.

donald trump that's an awfully hot coffee pot and if i spewed it.... .nope. build the wall up this tall but i'm serious drawing a line in the sand you either with me or with him.

*mic drops
*niggers glare into the distance

W(((ein)))St(((ein)))d

Call him Zyklon Blumpfelstiltskin
Agent Orange
Face it
He raycis
And he uhm... u.. Orange

peace

COFFEE POT COFFEE POT HOT COFFEE
THAT'S NOT COFFEE IN MY COFFEE POT
MY NAME IS MARSHALL AND I GOT A COFFEE POT BOUGHT IT AT WAL-MART
ALMOST DROPPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT COFFEE CAUGHT BEFORE IT LANDED
TRUMP HARDENS MY COCK HE WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL BUT I WROTE THE ART OF THE COFFEE POT JERK OFF MY COCK IN TIME SO I CAN GET OFF MY POT I DON'T SMOKE POT UNLESS IT'S MADE OUT OF COFFEE BUT IT'S LARGELY NOT USED TO LISTEN TO BOB MARLEY BUT NOW I JUST LISTEN TO MY COFFEE POT BUILD A ROBOT OUT OF COFFEE CALLED IT A COFFEE BOT LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT COFFEE SNOT RUNNING OUT OF MY NOSE BUT IT LANDED ON THE COFFEE SPOT GOT A WALKIE TALKIE NOW IM TALKING TO MY COFFEE POT
BUT HEY TRUMP, COFFEE POT

breddy gud

...

he can take her how he likes,
just ride it like a bike,
psych.
but trump is a dump
watch me harrumph
at the orange flump
from the bottom of the sump
just grump,
cuz his face is fat like he got the mumps,
got little hands like his wrists are stumps,
camel hunps,
just chunks of flab for the punks,
to watch while he gets them drunk
on hate, watch the bait, while i roll this skunk. with my honey the monks.
eminem stronk.

*kills self*

Donald Trump,
I gotta take a dump,
Dat ass is plump,
Like a horse's rump,
And I want to hump
Ivanka Trump,
Then run and jump,
Discover a lump,
In my penis pump,
Zumpity zump.

Donald trump is a bad person
When he is president, things will worsen